Soooo I started DMC

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@devil-may-dante
Soooo I started DMC
Dunno, I think it would still work on me
Iād get him pregnant on that very table
Dante: Hey Verg, look at this. *shows him a pic of Leon*
Vergil: ....You've shown me a picture of your husband ten times already.
Dante: *sniffles* I just love him so much, you know?
Dante not knowing what sex is: Funny
Dante eschewing intimate relationships because he believes it will put targets on peoples backs: In line with his character.
Dante exclusively being a bottom and prefers penetration: In line with his character AND funny.
he has become a sanrio character
[ comms ]
these freaking ppl in tiktok comment sections defending ndmc's bastardized version of dante by saying "Dante's always been like that" NO HE HASN'T!!!!!!!! he has never been just a silly guy look at that man and tell me he's anything other than a deeply unstable man who puts on a mask to appear less unstable
šŖ Dante Headcanons Post-DMC 5 š
Again- This is for my DMC6 fanstory, but yāall are free to use this for anything you want, so long as you share your creations! I wish to be fed please š
Warnings: None again, purely fluff here!
yes I project all my mental issues onto dante, what r u gonna do abt it??
let's go shopping with mama
I think itd be cute if he supervised her shopping trips
I bought a DMC5 game! I wanted to draw Dante)
Pushing him back onto the pool table and riding him until heās dry
Dante lying back on his couch, pretending to nap, magazine over his eyes
You walk up to him, straddle his lap, settle down and get comfortable. He pretends to still be asleep.
He pretends to still be napping even as you start undoing his vest, licking every inch of his cleavage that you expose. He keeps pretending even as his cock gets hard enough for you to feel and his breathing grows heavy with anticipation.
ā¦.I wonder what itāll take to wake him up
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Heads up, dropped a new helltrip chapter a bit ago! As per usual kinda forgot to immediately make a post, but just means I can do it fittingly now on a Thursday xD
This time we're mostly in for some fun, since these two are getting themselves more comfortable.
Sneak peek:
āWhere to next, oh guide?ā Dante asked with a playful chirp. He shifted his lingering hand to use his brotherās shoulder as an armrest. Barely any movement was needed to support the extra weight and still it was only tolerated for a few seconds. Then Vergil shook off the touch with a harsh flick of his shoulder, and Dante generously complied. Those few seconds and that Vergil didnāt step away after were already a massive win in his books. āOur goal remains the closest, most suitable rift," Vergil stated, his attention on their colourful surroundings. "Keep your senses open. Until we find any, we'll continue steady onwards.ā āAye aye captain.ā At Danteās playful salute, sharp eyes flicked over. His face and tone tightened marginally as he warned, āAnd beware of the trappings of this realm."
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Also, this time I may have drawn a little something for the chapter. Still getting the hang of drawing digitally.
Hope you enjoy!
If I still did art I'd do that thing that's like
"which one of you lovely ladies is on your period?"
And it pans over to Lady and Trish. And then in a comically deep voice
"me"
Everyone moves to the side and reveals Dante standing. He is the one on his period.
Leon: Love of my life, what are you wearing?
Dante: *is wearing a white frilly apron that says "Kiss the Devil" on the front and absolutely nothing else* My birthday suit. For a very special birthday boy š
Vergil: *witnessing this happen from the couch*
Computer.. show me Dante sparda is a pink sparkly thong...