🫧⦻ bruce ⦻🐙

he/it big fan of the internet octopus enthusiast number 1 shitposter ever

[mandrakepot]

dumb apple 🍎

[recklessmoss]

say what u want about the manscaped ads I know they are shit, all of them but the “evil, sinister, malcontent, balls” one puts me into fucking hysterics actually

[recklessmoss]

please this is SO funny

[recklessmoss]

HUH?!

[bigbadbutch]

[swarnpert]

NO MORE SONGS UNDER 3 MINUTES. GO BACK INTO THE STUDIO

[tboyswag2420]

I like when steam has sales and games that were already pretty cheap get even cheaper like yes I will buy devil may cry for $5 thank u 🥹🥹

[aberrantemotion]

Always funny to me when indie devs who already sell games for dirt cheap participate in steam sales with like 90 percent off. Like. "Yeah this game is three dollars but you can have it for one right now." Like your game costs as much as a pack of m&ms and youre selling it for the cost of a pack of m&ms in the 1950s now? Okay

[tboyswag2420]

sometimes I eat peanuts whole because I don't feel like cracking them open

[life-ennder]

makes me so sad when my friends refuse to pirate things and insist on paying for a streaming service EVEN when i offer to do it for them or teach them. like pleaseeee i have a vpn i have a plex server i can get you whatever you want. don't buy disney+ i can be your little poob i have it for you.

[3000s]

when i go somewhere on friday people are always like "have a nice weekend" but i work weekends and this is my sunday

sorry i cant get the hi off of my skeleton right now

[magiconic]

Don't worry I covered up the "HI" so no one can read it

[3000s]

thank you, much better

[skittlesandham]

ART NIGHT WITH @theartloca AND @poppedbubblgum !!!! >:OOO

^ credit to theartloca for smoking sexy trish open for more art! (istg there's so much art)

whole canvas

[yumalianinja]

Here it is everybody!! The opening of the underrated Devil May Cry 4! Here we see our hero Nero running to the church to see girl Kyrie sing but he is ambush by some demons!

[draizetrain]

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

[dogpuppy]

[tboyswag2420]

I'm hungry as fuck but I just brushed my teeth and if I eat anything it will taste gross

[estradiol]

*parent voice* what do you mean you’re actually insecure about the features i’ve mercilessly teased you over for years? you feel things? lol ok

[tboyswag2420]

any time a character has a good father it makes me rlly sad but I think that's just a me problem

[cassie-isnt-online]

My attempts at chibi featuring: Nero and his dads

[musicandsketchesoriginal]

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