☎ devil may cry

Professional Devil hunter, at your service. For a fee, of course. Itchin' to know more? Ask away. ((Ask blog for Dante Sparda, mostly DMC4 canon. Limited RP, but expanding gradually!))

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[entreri]

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devilbrought: //sucks bro's chocolate d before going to sleep

devilbrought: //even if bro is gone

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doubledowndown: someone just suck my chocolate dick

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✾ - Why I chose my character

PFFFFFFFFFFT I DUNNO I JUST. Because he’s a dudebro, but not really?

Because he’s a complicated son-of-a-bitch, but not really?  

Because he seems like a ladies man, but not really?

Because he’s a cheeseball, and he embraces that? 

I dunno, it’s just… Dante’s a big ball of contradictions to me, and it’s compelling as hell to me.  Also, I chose DMC4 Dante because he’s older, has been through a lot, but has changed his attitude (if we’re going by the chronological order of the games) quite a bit.  He went through this moody period and came out on the other end of it with a really cavalier approach to the world, but it’s a lie, really.  And that’s fun times. 

My core headcanon for Dante is that he’s a gregarious, people-person who doesn’t actually want to get involved with people.  He likes being around them but he doesn’t want to know them.  Oh, and he has severe daddy issues - I mean, c’mon.  THAT’S SO MUCH FUN.

Also, I’ll be frank.  He’s a good lover and I like smut.  I do love playing awkward, inexperienced, or flat out bad lovers as well, but it’s fun playing one who has the kind of issues that he has.

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⋆ - A ship I have with my character. ❣ - An unpopular opinion I have

⋆ - A ship I have with my character.

Dante/Lady, actually.  Like, I’m not currently playing one out because the Lady I’m eying right now is a raging lesbian [//EYEZOOMS AT BULLETSTORMS] but I love, love, love Dante/Lady as a ship.  In fact, I love Dante with women quite a lot but I have a hard time getting past the angst of the mother’s face to enjoy Dante/Trish very much.  Thus, Dante/Lady is my go-to for DMC canon.  If I had more time I’d go after that in a heartbeat. 

❣ - An unpopular opinion I have

I tend to think it’s what you don’t say in a roleplay thread that marks a person as a strong writer.  I prefer players who show development over long, slowly plotted periods of time rather than fixating too closely on the exact details of what their character is doing at any given moment.  This means I’m not too fond of excessively descriptive writing because those descriptions eventually become irrelevant to me. Chances are I already know what your character looks like; I don’t need a reminder over the course of several consecutive sentences.

Also, too many synonyms for common bodily features really start to get on my nerves.  Variation is great - as long as by focusing really hard on differentiating your word usage, you’re not losing the real meat of your message.  I rather like aesthetic simplicity and tend to embrace function over form. 

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✗ - A ship I can’t stand. ☒ - A fact about the mun

MUN!FACT: Oh man, I don't hate this ship but I’m just not very fond of Dante/Vergil because it takes a lot for me to suspend my disbelief enough to enjoy it. I often see it handled in a way that assumes they were magically fucking as teenagers, but that doesn’t add up for me.  Or their demonic lusts draw them together, which just doesn’t work for me as a premise. So because it doesn’t make sense to me, it’s not my thing.

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☑ - A fact about the character

FACT: Dante is extremely neurotic about his bar. He’s been collecting the bottles in the top two shelves from all over the world for many, many years, and legitimately gets upset if you finish one of those bottles without his permission. You’re welcome to pour yourself a drink if you’re on good terms with him or if you ask him politely enough, but finishing one of those specific bottles without his consent will put you squarely on his shitlist for life. If you’ve been paying attention, you’ll have noticed that whenever he pours a casual drink he only chooses from the visible lower shelves and the ones just under the bar top.

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Munday Symbols

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❤ - Any tumblr senpais ❣ - An unpopular opinion I have ⋆ - A ship I have with my character ❧ - A ship I have with your character ✗ - A ship I can’t stand ☒ - A fact about the mun ☑ - A fact about the character ✾ - Why I chose my character ◎ - Relationship status ❂ - Post a picture of myself ☄ - My opinion of you

[damecooper]

the biggest and probably /only/ rule i have:

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do not make me feel guilty over the fact that i lack interest in playing with you. my muse comes and goes — sometimes, i only feel my muse with certain people. making me feel like shit only kinda ensures that i stay away from you and your muse.

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[cardiacvertigo-old-blog]

lol I actually like the new Dante. most people don’t, but idgaf.

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