Public Servant

Matt Murdock || Old || He/him Literally not the kingpin.

[devildoes-blog]

I have a wife and she can lift cars over her head. Strongest wife on the goddamn planet. 

[devildoes-blog]

Whats my religion? Grunge catholic.

[thesocietyofsaints]

Call your mother.

[autijacen]

I’m so here for grunge Catholic aesthetic okay.

[tartemis]

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I’m not on a high horse. I’m not even on a horse. I’m facedown in a ditch on the road of life

[devildoes-blog]

magnetgf:

devildoes:

Pleasure’s mine. Why Polaris? 

idunno. had to think of something so people would stop calling me “magneto 2.0.”

Who’s magneto? 

[spidrummer-blog]

he just yelled at me not to throw up on the carpet but im sitting not on the carpet and in the bathroom :/

[devildoes-blog]

Oh good you made it to the bathroom. Don’t throw on the rug in there either. 

[devildoes-blog]

Not on the carpet. It’s imported! 

[devildoes-blog]

magnetgf:

probably not, no.

lorna / polaris. pleasure.

Pleasure’s mine. Why Polaris? 

[spidrummer-blog]

devildoes:

Exactly. I’m throwing your case out.

why do you always talk lawyer at me?

[devildoes-blog]

Because you suck at lawyering.

[spidrummer-blog]

devildoes:

Bullshit. Submit your evidence to the jury or rest your case.

you cant even see it 

[devildoes-blog]

Exactly. I'm throwing your case out.

[spidrummer-blog]

devildoes:

These accusations will never stand up in court. 

i have photographic proof you cuddle in your sleep

[devildoes-blog]

Bullshit. Submit your evidence to the jury or rest your case.

[spidrummer-blog]

devildoes:

Who has super senses? Oh right. Me, I do. You fucking drool, you gross little bug.

maybe if you didnt cling to me i wouldnt drool on you? just a thought

[devildoes-blog]

These accusations will never stand up in court. 

[devildoes-blog]

@magnetgf started following you

Matt Murdock, local ??? 

Have we met?

[spidrummer-blog]

devildoes:

Don’t fuck your heroes, kids. 

They’ll ruin your plans, insult your clothes and drool on you in their sleep.

i do not drool!

[devildoes-blog]

Who has super senses? Oh right. Me, I do. You fucking drool, you gross little bug.

[devildoes-blog]

Don’t fuck your heroes, kids. 

They’ll ruin your plans, insult your clothes and drool on you in their sleep.

[spidrummer-blog]

devildoes:

spidrummer:

@devildoes do you mean the selfie or the fact we’re engaged because i was there for both i can tell you how it happened

Both. Also, they go together.

red and red do not go together they arent even the same shade

[devildoes-blog]

That’s the point. It gives it a nice contrast.