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hi, what would it take to get lucifer into a maid outfit…
Diavolo: hmmm.... Lucifer in a maid outfit you say?
Lucifer: Whatever you're thinking, I'm not doing it.
(Admin: Unfortunately we couldn't convince Lucifer to wear it but I hope you're contented with Lord Diavolo's imagination 😉)
P.S. i noticed that 60% of the asks are requests of the brothers wearing maid outfits, should I be concerned?
Dear Simeon, how are you so beautiful? Has your texting etiquette improved yet? ^_^
Simeon: I appreciate your compliment dear. All I can say is that every creature is unique and naturally beautiful. And as one of the creations from above, it is a given I suppose.
Simeon: Oh! And about my improvements with cellular communication, Leviathan has proven to be a very reliable tutor! The other day he taught me what LMAO and ROFL means as well as making emojis like this
（*＾3＾）/～♡
Its so fascinating that I'd love to keep learning about it!
Very nice of Belphie to use that maid dress... But how about Beel? He would look just so fucking adorable, dont you think?
Beel: Me? I would never wear such thi—
Beel:....
(Admin: I am sensing a theme in the asks.... )
Hi me again, what was Beel and Belp like when they were kids and up in the celestial realm
Beel: Hmm... What we were like as kids? Well...Despite being twins, I used to be a shorter than Belphie. Belphie used to sleep in odd places and didn't know how to stay still so he ends up falling with his face first so I would pack Band-Aids just incase. He used to bring me with him going to the Human world too back when he still loved it. He was always fascinated with their culture.
Beel: I remember how I used to be anxious being away from Bel for a short amount of time and he feels the same. MC tells us that its called separation anxiety apparently. Although we are close to our other brothers, we were closer to each other. Ah— Lilith!
Beel: We both are very close to Lilith. She's really patient with us and bless her soul that she didn't get tired putting up with our antics. She used to sing us lullabies so that we can fall asleep. Sometimes I can still hear her voice....
Huh... My stomach feels weird... Am I hungry?
Lucifer seems the kind of big bro that did the laundry for his brothers when they were little(and probably, at times, even now). Did it ever happened for him to make the classic mistakes like mixing white clothes with coloured ones or making them shrink?
Admin: STORY TIME! So the first and last time Lucifer ever messed up doing the laundry was when he tried to wash Mammon's favorite shirt. This was during the time when it was still only Mammon and Luci in the Celestial Realm. Mammon was upset and Luci couldnt bear to see him like that so he attempted to wash his shirt.
Admin: Though back then, Luci didn't know how to do the laundry yet. He tried to remember how the maids did it but despite his efforts, he messed up and accidentally dyed it.
Admin: He was really disappointed on himself that day. He really wanted to make Mammon feel better. He thought he let him down but...
Admin: Mammon fortunately ended up liking the dyed look! Tho through this experience, Lucifer swore to himself to never mess little things up even laundry.
(.... Have I mentioned he had a brother complex on Mammon back then? He probably still has it now but he's to prideful to admit it)
Okay, everyone like wants to see Levi wearing a maid outfit... BUT I WANNA SEE BELPHIE IN A MAID OUTFIT. HE MADE THE “EW” COMMENT SO BOOM. MAID OUTFIT. Hate me all you want Belphie, I think you’d be adorable in it ;3c (Also Admin, I love your blog! You are so talented ♡)
Belphie: I can't believe you talked me into this Beel...
Beel: (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤
(Admin: It was hard convincing Belphie to do this but I have found a way :)
Here are 5 steps on how to get Belphie on a maid outfit:
1. Find Beel
2. Ask him to get Belphie in a Maid Outfit
3. Bribe Beel with Food
4. Beel asks Belphie
5. Mission Complete! Belphie can't say no to Beel any request from him will be guaranteed )
Levi... *gets down on one knee* would you do me the honor.. *takes out a rare TSL poster* of cosplaying Lord Shadow and Henry with me? 🥺
Levi: OMFG! YES OF COURSE I WOULD LOVE TO COSPLAY WITH YOU
(Admin: then he took the poster and ran away)
Sorry mammon your great, I wish you luck in school
Mammon: Well... Since I'm kind, I will forgive you. You're lucky that I can't get mad at cute things
MC: *psst*he feels guilty that he made you feel bad—
Mammon: OI—!
Mammon quick question if your so into money why don't you like school its literally an investment in your future so you can get a good job and stuff
Mammon: ExcUSE ME? YOuRe underESTimaTInG ME?! ThE gREat MamMoN?! Just so you know, I do well enough in school while being a part time model. I DO think of ways of how to earn the money for my future even though I'm a student. Why do YoU MakE IT SouNd LiKe I'm inCompetent?!
Mammon: I don't get it... Why do I feel like I'm being bullied all the time... ಥ_ಥ)
(Admin: Sorry, Mammon can be really sensitive sometimes :"D)
Hello Lord Diavolo Do you know how much I love you? ksshsi okay serious stuff— what influenced the choice of RAD's uniform?
Diavolo: You are a mortal of culture I see. Well the old uniform of R.A.D did not do Lucifer's beauty justice so I decided to change it. I wanted it to look more refined and classy.
To be honest, I think I should credit Leviathan for the concept. I accidentally took a glance on his phone and saw animated people dressing this way. All I could think of that moment is how Lucifer would look stunning on it!
(Admin: Does Diavolo is Gay?)
Belphie! Can I give you a big soft blanket and pillows? Just a little something to help ya sleep
Belphie: Im sorry... I wont be accepting any pillow other than my own. However...
Belphie: I'll be taking the blanket thank you very much
(Intimacy Level Up!)
I'm new here, so don't mind me, but like,, Asmo seems like one of those people who are an absolute joy to be around like 25/7, but in the back of your head you wanna backhand him for being smug. What I'm saying is I adore him :"]
Asmo: I appreciate your compliment, dear. Allow me to express my gratitude~ ❤
QUICK! EVERYONE SYA WHAT THIER FAVOURITE FOOD IS!
Lucifer: Well to be honest, I don't really have a particular meal that I consider a favorite since Im rarely picky with what I eat. I usually eat with whatever meal Diavolo orders for me.
Mammon: Oho~? Do you want to know the favorite food of I, the Great Mammon? Well too bad, cuz that's for me to know and for you to never find out!
Levi: Ehhh? My favorite food? Well I guess anything that's easy to cook like instant noodles or canned goods.
Asmo: My favorite food is desert since it's fitting for someone as sweet as me~ 🧡
Satan: Me? Well I haven't really thought about it. I usually cook for myself so I dont really think about that.
Beel: (°q°)
Belphie: Zzzz.....
GREETINGS HUMAN!
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