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Lucifer: No, Mc, don’t eat that! That’s human meat
MC: D-did you say… human meat?
Lucifer: Yes.
MC: Mammon… did you… did you not make me taste this a few minutes ago?
Mammon: uhh… I -uhm - I forgot what it… was?
Lucifer: MAMMON!
MC: Oh My Gods… oh no, I’m a cannibal..
Satan: *glaring at Mammon* Mc, you didn’t know-
MC: I’m a criminal. I’m going to go to prison, I’m gonna get the death penalty. Oh My God, I’m Jeffrey Dahmer 2.0
Asmo: Oh, dear, MC it’s okay-
MC: is this what my life has become *starts scratching their scalp and pulling their hair* I’m going to burn at the pits of Hell. I might as well become a necrophiliac at this point -
Belphie: it’s not that big of a deal…
MC: I’m gonna be roommates with Ted Bundy. H.H.Holmes is gonna be disgusted by me. My God, I’m a criminal. My life is over.
Beel: MC-
MC: that it. This is the end. I might as well become a serial killer now. No. A mass murderer.
Mammon: Oi, human, I’m sorry. It’s okay-
MC: The cannibalism is behind me… I missed a few steps, jumped straight to step 4… or is it step 5?
Lucifer: MC…
MC: at least I’ll find out who Jack the Ripper is-
Lucifer: MC!
MC: *stands up* I’m going to throw up *runs out the dining room*
I'm dying of laughter, if it's not too much to ask could you do the second part of the brothers trying to apologize? sure, if you agree
🤣 I was thinking about doing it anyway once I was settled for for night hah, so sure! I'll do it now! 😁
A continuation of the crack post I did before, of the brothers being able to smell MC'S period and them embarrassing her by accident. Its basically just them one by one going to her room throughout the day and apologising 🤣
(Knock knock)
MC: *opens the door*
Lucifer: I'd like to apologise for causing an awkward moment before.. With you..Erm..You know..
MC: ...Being on my period?
Lucifer: *clears his throat* Yes..That. I'm sorry. My thoughts are with you during this differcult time.
MC: You speak like someone died *small laugh*
...
(Knock Knock)
MC: *opens the door*
Mammon: Hey.
MC: What do you want?
Mammon: Sorry about before..
MC: *sigh* its fine.
Mammon: ....Sorry ya pussy bleedin'
MC: Mammon, Please...Its fine.
...
(Knock knock)
MC: *opens the door to a very embarrassed Levi* Whats up?
Levi: *doesn't say anything just awkwardly hands her a HUGE bag filled with period products*
MC: I..Erm..Thank you, I appreci-
Levi: *walks off bright red*
...
(Knock knock)
Satan: *pops his head in* Hello.
MC: What is it?
Satan: I apologise that you are currently experiencing the lining of your uterus coming away through your vagina.
MC: Oh my fuckin god.. *pinches the bridge of her nose*
...
Asmo: *bursts in* HEY GIRRRRRL!
MC: *startled* Asmo! Erm, Hey.
Asmo: Lets hang out yeah? Want me to paint your nails? Want me to do your hair? Let me make you feel better! Pleeeeease! To say sorryyyyyy~
...
(Knock knock)
MC: Come in..
Beel: Hi, I Brought snacks. *walks over and dumps MC'S favourite treats on her bed*
MC: Oh?! Thanks Beel *smiles*
Beel: Yup..Anyway.. *pats her head* sorry that you smell weird.
MC: *unamused expression* Gee....Thanks again Beel......
Beel: You're welcome. *smiles and leaves*
...
Belphie: *walks in*
MC: YES I have everything I need! YES I know I must smell kinda strange at the moment! YES I have enough tampons! YES I have enough snacks! YES my hair looks fabulous because Asmo did it for me before! YES!! I FORGIVE YOU ALL!
Belphie: .....I just came to tell you that dinners gonna be ready in 10 minutes.
I imagine the demon brothers have a stronger sense of smell especially when it comes to blood and now I can’t help but wonder what the brothers would act like when MCs on their period and just reeks of blood
You know what, I'll do something for this, just because of the crack 😂 and them not being use to how to handle the situation.
Obviously don't read this if the idea that the brother's could smell your period grosses you out, I just really wanted to do this ask, sue me. It would be totally embarrassing of course! I'd be SO freaked out personally 🤣
MC and some of the other's chilling in the living room
Lucifer: *walks in and suddenly freezes* Is someone bleeding? *sniff* It stinks of blood in this house at the moment and its stronger downstairs.
Mammon: I thought that ya know! *sniff sniff* Beel went to the butchers this mornin' I assumed it was the meat he's bought.
Beel: Nah *sniff* Its definitely not the meat I brought home.
Levi: *sniff sniff* Oh yeah, I can smell it too now
Satan: How did you NOT smell it before?!
Levi: I dunno, just didn't really click with me.
Asmo: *walks in* Is Belphie popping iron tablets for energy again? Or is someone bleeding out?! This house STINKS.
Belphie: I'm not taking iron tablets, are we sure nobody is bleeding? Mammon, have you been stabbed by any debt collectors and you just aren't saying anything?
Mammon: Fuck off, nah I haven't.
MC: *sat awkwardly starting to realize it's her blood they might be able to smell, because she came on her period that morning*
Lucifer: *sniff sniff* We're definitely not going crazy right? You can ALL smell that, Yes?
Mammon: Definitely bro. Its PUNGENT as fuck.
MC: *gets up and leaves the room quickly*
Asmo: MC? Where are you going?!
Satan: *sniff sniff* The smell has died down a little..
(The sudden realisation hitting them all)
Lucifer: Oh..
Mammon: ...Shit.
Levi: *eyes widen*
Satan: *pulls an awkward face*
Asmo: Oh no..
Beel: Oof.
Belphie: Yikes.
Lucifer: You idiots! Why didn't anyone think?!
Mammon: Dont kick off at us! Ya weren't much better! Ain't use to havin a chick around 'ere is all!
Asmo: Oh the poor thing..What if we embarrassed her?!
Levi: I feel bad.
Lucifer: We must do something!
Satan: About what? MC being on her time? Hate to break it to you but there's nothing we can do about that Lucifer.
Lucifer: No you idiot! I mean, something for her, as an apology.
Beel: I could go buy her favourite snacks?
Asmo: I could go get her some flowers?
Belphie: I could do her a hot water bottle or something?
Levi: Does she need those things atall? We could buy her those?
Satan: Things?
Mammon: Pussy Pads?
Belphie: Mammon! SHHHH!
Mammon: What?!
Lucifer: *slaps Mammon around the back of the head* Sanitary towels I believe they're called, don't make it vulgar!
Asmo: But what if us doing all that makes the situation worse?!
Levi: I feel like I can't breathe! What do we do?!
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