MC and the 7 sins

!ON BREAK! Took the wrong turn at McDonald's now I'm in hell

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Things have gotten a tad bit hectic for me irl. I'm okay, but I will be taking a break until I'm back on my feet again. Until then stay hydrated everybody :)

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MC: I would never say that. Urgh talk about out of character.

Satan: What are you talking about?

MC: I'm reading an MC x reader fanfic and they got my personality all wrong.

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Moomin you are doing a wonderful work <3 I love your incorrect quotes

can I give you a kiss on the forehead for keeping me (relatively) sane during finals?

Aw thanks :) I am super happy to hear I can spread some joy. I wish you the best of luck during your finals!

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Asmodeus: MC, is there a reason why you are hiding in my bathroom?

MC: Shh, he is going to find me.

Asmodeus: Who?

MC: Solomon.

Asmodeus; Why are you hiding from Solomon?

MC: He found a cooking channel on deviltube 3 weeks ago, and I have been his test bunny ever since. I don't think I will survive another one of his meals.

Asmodeus: .... Solomon is officially banned from my room until he stops.

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MC: Levi I need your help.

Leviathan: You need my help? Are sure you want me to help you?I mea-

MC: Yes Levi I'm sure only you can help.

Leviathan: If you are sure... what do you need help with?

MC: I need to win the next tumblr sexy man poll. It's very important.

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Lucifer: MC why is half of your face green?

MC: Solomon had a bit too much fun with his new spells.

Lucifer: I see. I'm just going to have a little chat with him :)

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MC: I think I should be a tumblr sexyman

Simeon: A what?

MC: One day you will understand

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G’day!

I was just wondering if I could draw and post some of your posts. They’re really funny and make me want to draw. :)

Of course :)

I am happy to hear you enjoy my silly posts

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MC: Lucifer?

Lucifer: yes?

MC: So you know how I have sleep issues? I'm wondering if the demon I see is just something my mind is making up or if there’s an actual demon crawling around my room at night.

Lucifer: MC, why don't you sleep at Solomon's place tonight while I go have a chat with Lord Diavolo and Barbatos :)

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Diavolo: MC you look at bit unwell.

MC: Solomon surprised me with cookies he baked himself. He looked so proud I couldn't say no.

Diavolo: I will get the best doctors in the Devildom right away.

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Asmodeus: Hey MC.

MC: Yes?

Asmodeus: Could I test my new make-up pallet on you?

MC: When you say test, do you mean doing some swatches or doing 6 different looks with matching outfits?

Asmodeus: Yes.

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MC: Hey Raphael, you don't happen to love poetry and run around dramatically, offering deals to people do you?

Raphael: No MC I do not.

MC: Okay, okay, just checking.

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Luke: MC help Solomon is trying to cook again!

MC: *grabbing a broom* Fear not my son, I will banish this evil.

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MC: Hey Solomon, what are the requirements for being an eldritch horror?

Solomon: Why do you want to know?

MC: *laughs nervously* No reason.

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Thirteen: MC Why are the brothers running around the streets of the Devildom like a bunch of feral dogs?

MC: They found a hate post about me. So now they're trying to find the person who made it.

Thirteen: Oh.

MC: It was me. I was the one who made it. I wanted some peace and quiet in the house.

Thirteen: I like the way you think.

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Barbatos: Lucifer I have a question.

Lucifer: Yes?

Barbatos: Where in the 3 realms did MC get the power to summon rats from?

Lucifer: I have been asking myself the same question.

MC: *kicking down the door* TIS RAT TIME PEASANTS!

Lucifer & Barbatos: NO!

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MC: I am tired of the character development episodes. When do I get to do something fun?

Leviathan: MC you are the main character you don't get to have fun.

MC: I didn't know I was the protagonist of a hurt no comfort fic!