// hey not dead i swear just real busy be on today after work xoxo
noise dept.
$LAYYYTER

Kaledo Art
dirt enthusiast
Today's Document
Xuebing Du

#extradirty

Andulka
Cosmic Funnies

ellievsbear
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Monterey Bay Aquarium
No title available

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
DEAR READER
🪼

JBB: An Artblog!
wallacepolsom
almost home

seen from Norway
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Indonesia
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Germany

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Italy
seen from United States

seen from France

seen from United States

seen from Singapore
seen from China
seen from United States

seen from Germany

seen from Malaysia
seen from Germany
@devilishbones-blog
// hey not dead i swear just real busy be on today after work xoxo
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I can’t believe it’s 2018. I saw a few people doing this and figured I should as well! I’ve met a lot of great people since I came back from my break and wanted to give you all some love.
First,
@lowndesrps - You’re probably thinking WHERE DID YOU COME FROM NOW?! No, I tagged you in my previous post on this blog before and had to mention you again. We don’t write here, but I’m still going to mention you because we’ve been writing since 2012 and now it’s 2018! I think it’s pretty insane. You’ll always be one of my favorite people in the RPC.
@hiitchhikers - YOU’RE AN ANGEL. I’m so happy that I get to have AA vibes with you + Aaron/Roxy are the cutest. I love writing with you and just chatting with you OOC. You’re one of my friends in the rpc that I know I can come to whenever. And whenever I see Demi Lovato, I think of you. (And I know I probably annoy you when I send you random posts alskdjflksdj) :)
@livingdecd - We have so many plots, and I can honestly say that I love them all. We’re always up to doing new storylines and we’ve been writing for a long time now! We’ve been writing through a good amount of both of us changing blogs and all. It’s always fun to write with you!
@musebyanyothername We don’t really know each other, but I love writing with you. You’re such a great writer and even when we’re not writing, I admire you from afar. :)
@milkwhites - I love seeing you on my dash and we’ve written a lot. I have loved all of the threads we’ve done. My favorite threads were always the ones involving Evan, Mason and Mia. I enjoy writing with you whether it’s here or in a group setting. You’re a really sweet person and a great writer!
Second,
These people are those that I’ve been writing with, those I want to get to know more, those I’d like to write with and those that I love seeing on my dash or around in general! I know I can be a really terrible person when it comes to replies, but I still want to write with you! So if I mentioned you, just know that you’re awesome. :)
@badassteller @sunsct @animosities @chxos @amityys @dvrktwists @devilishbones @defiantiisms @prettybxys
I know there are people I probably for got, and for that, I am sorry. But thank you to everyone who makes roleplaying fun. I don’t just love writing with you guys, but I also enjoy seeing the other writing you all do!
I LOVE YOU!
(also come give me angsty threads, thank you.) xD
spawn.
the sound of the intruder announcing himself in her living room only became more UNWELCOME when she recognized the familiar voice. it was one that she pleasantly hadn’t heard in quite some time and the fact that her father invaded her home so abruptly was the epitome of a BURDEN. “what do you want?” pheonix crossed dainty arms across her chest as she rounded the corner of the quaint room. “you NEVER come back until it’s desirable for you — so what is it this time?” green hues set in place, shoulders squared as if to make herself look more assertive; never mind the fact that she basically c r u m b l e d at his command.
so HOSTILE, she really was one of his, he could never deny that, ❝ desirable ? you really think i want to come and be around the likes of some whiney little BRAT ? i can’t tell if the reason why you haven’t found your prince charming in la la land is because of me or your condescending b i t c h like of a personality. ❞ ouch— real harsh but that’s that fatherly love for you. his temper was what some liked to call TOUCHY. he soon realized in order to get what he wanted he’d have to make a few sacrifices, one of which included not pissing off his daughter, ❝ don’t you remember what it was like living according to me ? you had ANYTHING you wanted, when you wanted and no one could tell you other wise. ❞ his voice soothing almost as he approaches her, slowly, swaying a bit as he walked, ❝ i mean i am merely giving you an OPTION. we can do this the easy way or we can to it my way. ❞
2017 albums
starter for : @jcksonaverys.
it’s probably not ideal for a father to appear in their daughter’s home unannounced but when was he ever known for being CONSIDERATE. he did make sure to unlock and open the front door for dramatic effect, ❝ honey, i’m home. ❞ it was always easy for him to make himself laugh, for someone to have such a GRIM lifestyle it’s sure easy to entertain him, ❝ i know we didn’t end on the— best of terms but i wanted to make amends. ❞ translation: i came to take complete CONTROL of your life again.
unknown.
“What, is she not actually talking about umbrellas? Beats me, I don’t listen to that shit,” Rosie remarked, pulling a cigarette out of her purse and lighting it. “Although her song ‘S&M’ is catchy and relateable in many, many ways. That guy is lucky.”
❝ shit.. well, shit. ❞ no pun intended there. he wasn’t a stickler but yeesh, cigarettes weren’t his favorite but who is he to complain, he is after all the one that oversees anything evil, ❝ isn’t that song all about BDSM ? way to announce you’re a freak to a complete STRANGER. ❞
2018 = TWENTYGAYTEEN. NO HETERO TOLERANCE POLICY STRAIGHTS BLOCKED ON SIGHT. THIS IS THE YEAR OF THE GAYS.
// alright i’m gonna go chill and watch netflix if i’m not on for the rest of the night replies will be done before or after work. g’night everyone happy holidays merry chrysler!!
starter for : anyone !
moody isn’t really a word to describe him at the moment. he’s been like this for his ENTIRE life & there’s nothing that would change that. today he was exceptionally RUDE to everything & everyone. his t e m p e r flared by the minute & rest in peace to anyone in his path.
it’s not too busy, in fact there sees to be no one AROUND which was the perfect time to s n a t c h someone, but who ? there were a few that caught his eye but he realized that to satisfy his needs in a TIMELY matter he couldn’t be too picky. he quickly caught up with a stranger & grabbed their wrist. very seductive. ❝ you’re walking quite FAST ? where are you going in a rush ? ❞
starter for : @rosie-harper.
he’s been TRYING to at least be relatable to the youngsters which means listening to more modern music, but if he had it his way kiss would be on reply nearly all the time. he did have a bit of a soft spot for one urban singer — rihanna. ❝ ever wonder what was going through rhihanna’s mind when writing umbrella, like who was she even writing it about. lucky guy, huh. ❞
starter for : @girlsdulcet.
he’s never been the ladies man but despite that, he tried: which deserves a gold star. when it came to approaching people, there was absolutely no FEAR. and what does the devil have to fear — nothing. ❝ hey.. ❞ he advanced behind the petiete woman ( not the best approach ) and tapped her shoulder with one finger, ❝ come here often ? ❞ a joke as old as him.
spawn.
:: a closed starter for @devilishbones !!
Being closed off from the world was something that Oliver was extremely good at. He found an occupation where he could do everything from his own home. He made millions for someone so young as him, but it was great. He had an entire life that he was growing to love. He usually didn’t tell anyone of his true occupation and whenever they ask where he gets his money, he makes up that is parents died and all of their money was handed over to him. He didn’t actually have the typical parent most people had. His father was someone that not everyone believed in, that would laugh and think he was joking if he mentioned it. So, Oliver didn’t really mention it too much and he figured it was probably a good thing.
Oliver had spilt orange juice on his keyboard that morning, causing his entire laptop to shut down. He had no idea that something as simple as orange juice could make him lose everything. He had worked so hard on the codes, so for them all to disappear over a glass of orange juice? It really pissed him off. How could he be so stupid? He knew better. He knew that he shouldn’t be eating or drinking around his laptop, especially when he was working on something. He didn’t even have it saved which made it all the worse. The only good thing about it all was that he was an expert when it came to computers and he had a back up server with high security so he could recover old files. There would probably still be things he was missing, but he’d have to deal with it and just continue.
Oliver decided that while he waited for his computer to recover the files, he would go out and get some fresh air - maybe do some shopping for the holidays. Sometimes he got a little too stir crazy from staying in his basement almost all the time, so going out would do some good for him. Oliver grabbed his hoodie and pulled it on before grabbing his wallet and keys. He made his way out of his house and started walking toward his car. Oliver got into the driver’s side and started up the car before driving off. He decided to go to a small strip mall not too far from his home. The strip mall didn’t have a very large parking lot, but it did have a large one underground where most people parked. He always preferred to park his car in the underground garage anyways, just incase the weather got bad. His car was too expensive to get all dirty from snow. He could afford it, but it didn’t mean he wanted to go through the trouble of cleaning it.
Pulling into one of the parking spots, he parked and turned off the car, climbing out of it. Oliver was about to start walking when he noticed someone staring at him. There was this feeling in his chest that caused him to freeze up. Oliver knew who it was. It was someone he had been avoiding for what seems like forever. He always knew there was a possibility of happening, but he had hoped and even prayed - despite how ironic it was - that it wouldn’t happen. Oliver swallowed hard and turned slightly to face his car. Maybe he could just get back in his car and leave. He still had time, right?
father knows BEST — or something like that anyways. there was nothing more that lucifer hated in this entire world ( except for the obvious : any form of joy, god, and bunnies ) than defeat. something he’d been dealing with for a f e w years now. he’s had time to reflect on this, think about what went wrong and what he could do to make sure history doesn’t REPEAT itself.
after doing the research of what his children have been doing ( aside from failing him ) he decided it was time to make surprise visits. he needed to LURE them back into his c o n t r o l and he knew just how to do it— or at least he THINKS he does. yeah he’s the freaking devil, doesn’t mean it comes with being a genius. it wasn’t hard picking which spawn to drop in on first. the son he had the highest expectations for.
it took all the stealth and patience he could possibly conjure up in his body to wait outside the man’s house, occasionally PEERING through the windows. how long does it take for someone to get ready, christ. he couldn’t help but thinking to himself. finally, after what seemed like AGES ( even being able to bond with the neighbors cat ) his son was coming out and what he didn’t know is he’d have some unwanted company following along b e h i n d him.
something lucifer was able to do was appear in places without people seeing him, even those with extra senses. once he knew where the boy was going he was able to b e a t him there waiting in the parking garage for him to ARRIVE. he hadn’t done the best job at staying lowkey long enough for the boy to get out of his car without feeling THREATENED or seeing him.
❝ long time no see, sport — look i know if it’s weird you don’t have to call me daddy but a nice hey dad would be n i c e. ❞ it was no time for humor but he tried to approach the boy without seeming like he was going to do any sort of DAMAGE, ❝ kidding— i know this is kind of.. ABRUPT but i just want to talk, catch up. maybe have some.. coffee, tea, whatever you’re into. ❞ he glanced over at the car the boy was CLEARLY contemplating on getting back into and teleported over there to shut the door before anything went south, ❝ i see you’re doing well for yourself, you’re welcome. i do want you to give me some credit. — now look, we didn’t really last see each other on, good terms, in fact i didn’t even have my skin on and i know i’m one ugly motherfuc—❞ he coughed, he was trying to lighten the mood but no push it, ❝ I MEAN— i’m not the prettiest when i’m not looking like a person. i’m going to make this short because i know you have things to do, like transfer all the porn from one computer to the next but you could have everything you’ve ever wanted and more if you just.. come work for me. ❞
unknown.
‘i’m really not in the mood to help anyone today, so –’ he waves his hand towards the stranger, a cue for the other to, hopefully, exit the shop. customer service was not his strongest trait, odd considering he worked in the funeral business, but this was only shop watching; and, a family business at that! this was his grandmother’s shop, not his
— he didn’t care about giving rude service or not.
‘you’re still here?’
@devilishbones | starter call
❝ i don’t think a lot of people want to do things because they’re not in the mood but the least you could do is your j o b. ❞ he’s the LAST person that should be talking about doing their job, it’s like the pot calling the kettle black. there wasn’t any reason for him being in here but now he decides to stay just to bother the other gentleman. — ❝ why would i leave ? i am a PAYING customer, least you could do is i don’t know.. not try and kick me out. ❞
dont dream it’s over - crowded house
starter / plotting call !
i’m going to make some new icons and when i get back i’ll hop to sending out some messages / writing up some starters !