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(Intro post)

ALL HOPE ABANDON, YE WHO ENTER IN!

Oh, don't mind the sign, my friend, it's threat is weak and thin.

#~ checking off the invite list #~ taking all my vitamins #~ savages!#~ kismet's call #<- for future me #Chonny jash #cj thdph #thdph #chonny jash thdph #chonny jash that handsome devil power hour #cj that handsome devil power hour

Puppy wants a beer and cuddles

#~ kismet's call #please

Just poked the stems out of a fuckton of strawberries with a straw and spitballed the pits at Soul who then proceeded to eat them

#green parts included #I am attracted to whatever's wrong with it. it's like it's a creature pretending to be a human and failing at it #~ kismet's call

Woke up at 4 am alone... ☹️☹️☹️☹️ Someone should fix thay

#~ kismet's call

The new guy looks like an Omori character. I'm gonna call him scribbles

#bro is animated in 2d #How is he doing that #his partner (??? whatever they are) is beautiful also. lucky guy #I think she has ADHD #~ kismet's call

lunathemacron

fireball

pleaese

sleepy

#Oh this is cool. I like this #~ savages!

Just walked into a small store and the cashier wolf whistled and immediately apologized and then muttered "oh my G-d I need to kill myself now" under their breath

#real as hell ngl #Also they asked if I'm cosplaying a Homestuck character #Wtf is Homestuck #~ kismet's call

Skill issue

Wow ok rude

#~ checking off the invite list

Got struck by lightning recently. I'm fine but I still want attention

#~ kismet's call

redstonedust

im bad to argue with because i have jesters blood if you misintepret me i'll just go along with it. when i was a teenager i was trying to explain the concept of the heterosexual default to someone and they were like "so you think everyone should become bisexual?" and i was like. what the hell sure. lets have legally enforced bisexuality. i'll die on a hill for the bit dont fuck with me.

#~ savages!