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manolo totally just serenaded anna. is rubiolo over or what?

i don’t know but i’m about ready to grab a martini, sit down, and watch the drama unfold. guess when you’re in the city of love, you gotta do what the parisians do? though, i wonder if whatever happens in paris, stays in paris. lover boy didn’t strike me as the type to come with one girl and leave with another, but then again, you never know?

hey @ruffestthorston, don’t say i didn’t warn you. you may want to keep an eye on your man. someone may just come in and sweep him from right under you while you’re too busy punching people and defending you man’s honor from your brother. 

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people in this program honestly have no taste. flirting with the hobo boys and all and not a single bit of attention on tate thorston? insanity

mm, well you know what they say, better a filthy hobo than a dashing young lad who might rock your world a little too hard. though, if i had to put a finger on it, my guess is that it has something to do with the hobo’s being able to charm anyone’s pant’s off and our strapping tuff boy’s idea of charming someone is to give them a bloody nose. 

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i'm waiting on anya to break dmitri's wrist/hand next

yes, please? who the hell knows what’s in this parisian air but i for one am totally for it. go on ladies, break all the hands, hearts, and dicks out there. i can 100% get behind this.

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what's your opinion on the whole zarina / hook matter?

ay ay matey did her dirty, real dirty. though, then again, isn’t there some type of proverb about not trusting a cabin boy with a missing finger? yeah, i’m sure there is. honestly? i see some hate sex in their near future. zarina may say what she will and hook may act like a grade a asshole but you can’t deny that there’s definitely something there. my guess is she’ll probably break another few of his bones before she lets him jump hers. 

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James Hook is a fugly slut. Who was that girl who broke his wrist in Paris?

my new hero? honestly, i have no idea but that alone was enough to put her on my radar. she’s definitely one to keep an eye on. hook especially should keep an eye out if he doesn’t want to lose another finger or you know, an entire hand. 

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miss us? .. well, don’t. you all lost that right the moment you decided to be so painfully disappointing. seriously? you’ve been to barcelona, you’re now in paris, and yet no one has anything to say? lucky for you, the european lifestyle has been good to us so we’re willing to give second chances. so why not make it up to us and come dish out all the dirty laundry that’s happened so far? xoxo, barbie.

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spotted » #rubioloinbarcelona

looks like romance is in full bloom for astra’s favorite (and only!) couple in the city of barcelona — passion is in the air, and we can smell a soulful serenade from the initative’s resident guitarrista soon. but the real question is: how soon? we’re getting impatient, lovebirds, and we need to know: are we waiting for a “just got together” post, or are you both going to stay “just friends”? remember, we’re watching...

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carla made out with a hot dog once.

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how did hook lose his finger go

ugh. like i actually care to know? god, no. knowing hook, there’s so many ways he could have lost his finger and quite frankly, none are possibilities i care to know about. unless, her royal majesty decided to chop off a limb, i can’t think of an theory that isn’t disgusting, raunchy, or kinky — all of which i don’t have time for. 

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i heard hook lost his finger because he flipped someone off too hard idk about you but i think it's true

listen — i know hooky’s a bit of a sass master and a wild card, but i highly doubt he lost his finger just by flipping it off. unless his finger was attached to the knuckle by just the sinew, i doubt that’s how. i heard someone bit his finger off because he absolutely hated the guy — charlie who?

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belle needs to put the books down and make some FRIENDS

ugh, totally agree with you there. belle, honey, i love you, even with your obnoxiously long name; but this isn’t a taylor swift song where the right person’s been in love with you and you don’t notice because you’re sooo busy finishing lord of the rings or whatever. frodo didn’t take the ring to mordor by himself, you know! surely there’s a book out there titled how to make friends out there, right? i’m sure someone will love your small-town amélie/zooey deschanel vibe one way or another.

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bambi needs to hop off the silas bandwagon and get with a real softie (tate)

ooh, are you trying to get us to play matchmaker again? i totally agree, though. silas may be a looker, but c’mon… he’s just going to keep hurting bambi time and time again without ever realizing it. unless someone gives bambino a sandy-in-grease style makeover, i don’t think jorgenson’s getting a hot for bestie boner any time soon; and even then, malia and whoever else silas is planning to fuck is still in the picture. now tate and bambi? that’s something i can get by. hopefully ‘tuff stuff’ gets the memo soon — i hear there are tons of romantic things you can do in barcelona.

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raina already marching in here like she owns the place (does she though?)

i’m sure mommy and daddy can buy the entire compound if they wanted to, but i have no fuckin’ clue why she acts all high and mighty and shit when she’s been here for like... three days, at the most. she doesn’t even know anyone! if she can’t even handle thinking or hell, doing things for herself, she should just call up her private jet to fly her back to brazil stat. this shit is real life, princess. you don’t need someone to assist you to the toilet.

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tuff stuff? more like soft stuff! dude is being a baby about his sister and her sweet musician

you’re telling me! i don’t know if it’s some kind of weird twin thing where he’s desperate for her attention all the damn time, or he could possibly be just plain jealous of #rubiolo. boy needs to find something (or someone) to take his mind off of them. any volunteers?

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victoria can ditch her betrothed and marry me instead.

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shannon is the only real bitch around here.

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madden is straight up kooky dooks.