Professional Dickbag

Jack $$$$$$$$$

[smashing-yng-man]

[darlenealderson]

me at the beginning of 2016

me at the end of 2016

[kenziesstarrynight]

Things I will not call you a whore for:

•Being sexually active

[kenziesstarrynight]

Things I will call you a whore for:

•Eating my food

[happyarchives]

•stealing my lemons

[devilsooner]

me at the store: do i want some snacks? nah it's ok

me at home: past me was a fucking dumbass

[mushroam]

rip vine pt. 2

[toshio]

[weloveshortvideos]

View this post on Instagram

[queen-haiz]

when u find a girl cover of a song and she didn’t change the pronouns to make it straight

[waggtoon]

I thought this scene needed to be gifed, so I gifed it.

[femmedplume]

I have a feeling this is gonna get a LOT of use in the next four years.

[pi4nobl4ck]

[gender-anarchist-deactivated202]

Finally, so sick of casual genders

[usesplashattack-deactivated2025]

[cookiesaintfree-deactivated2021]

Double D understands.

[theshellshack]

[pixarpedia]

Ka-Chow! The teaser trailer for Cars 3 has arrived!

[milkfake]

KA-CHOW I CANT BELIEVE HE’S DEAD

[mayadile]

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

What the fuck

[midnightjellys]

starting a girl gang of girls aggressively supporting other girls so reblog if you want in because if we get enough people we’re getting jackets

[earthdad]

two worms at dinner

worm 1: my oh my this tastes like dirt

worm 2: it is(:

worm 1: (:

[autogynephile-deactivated202109]

LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

[jigglypuffsvevo]

*cant handle it and goes to sleep*