candy.devtesla.us

Tiny bites of internet candy. Occasionally NSFW.

[toasthaste]

My boyfriend has trouble playing Burnout Paradise because he gets to the title screen and then doesn’t want to stop listening to Paradise City.

[deviltesla-blog]

the title screen is literally the only thing I don't like about BP

[getoutoftherecat]

that’s very cute, cat, but it doesn’t help me put clean sheets on the bed.

[magicalnaturetour]

[dotcombee]

robin williams nose gets eat by a pig. the tables have turned.

[simply-war]

Syrians show their support for Boston by holding up a banner reading “Boston bombings represent a sorrowful scene of what happens everyday in Syria.

“Do accept our condolences.”

[gloriouslily]

a gripping saga

[nosdrinker]

[cosmyk]

Man I was so ready to call Tumblr out for faking a screencap but it’s legit oh my god Fox News are you fucking serious

[kcggggg]

Oh no it was so sad he waited lol ahahahah noooo bloo boho hoo hoo

[fonzworthcutlass]

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

[humainsvolants]

My dad said if this gets over 1,000,005 notes He will take me to… “DISNEY WORLD”

[a-spoon-is-born]

seriously i really want this kid to go to Disney world though

i want to vicariously live my dreams via a person getting a thing they want

come on

[i-blame-reagan-deactivated20140]

totally signal boosting the shit out of this

[gaffegaffe]

why the hell not

[thisishangingrockcomics-deactiv]

actual diary entry from when i was in 5th grade oh my god

[shitthatsirisays-blog]

[deviltesla-blog]

no

[yoisthisracist]

It’s not that often that I get racists writing in without hiding behind anonymity, so I thought I’d enjoy the special occasion of letting everyone know that Cody Hake of York, PA is a huge racist! Hey, fuck you, Cody!

PS. Would you hire Cody Hake, of York, PA? I wouldn’t, he’s a huge racist!

[androphilia]

[pyramidslayer]

this company’s catalog looks amazing

[flatluigi]

platinum is also made up of most of the people from Clover - the studio that put out God Hand, Okami, and Viewtiful Joe

[deviltesla-blog]

literally no bad games

[my-teen-quote]

[merongcrossing]

[fakenigel]

pprospective indie pop album art

[sensational-exbot]

here’s one last one from the other night’s left overs

[tastefullyoffensive]

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