~ The hell I do ~

WIP. IND. HIM 

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❝ I dunno about, but you're creeping me the h e c k out ! ❞

❝ It’s the CLAWS, isn’t it? ❞

[rppanda]

Send me “Hmm?” to encounter a Muse i want to/have played before!

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hey big head

HOW DARE

[memesfrommenace]

2-3 Word Sentence Meme

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Send one (or more) for my character’s reaction.

“Lay down.”

“Stay here.”

“Stay inside.”

“I love you.”

“Eat something.”

“Are you leaving?”

“I’ll help.”

“Rest now.”

“Get some sleep.”

“Are you awake?”

“I’ll do it.”

“What is it?

“Sleep well.”

“Are you okay?”

“I’ll be okay.”

“You’re safe.”

“I’m a friend.”

“I don’t like it.”

“I can’t sleep.”

“You’re amazing.”

“You’re comfortable.”

“You’re warm.”

“You’re soft.”

“You are shaking.”

“You are wet.”

“You are tall.”

“I am freezing.”

“I am hungry.”

“I’m tired.”

“I know you.”

“I’m too short.”

“I’m frightened.”

“Where were you?”

“Why me?”

“Why there?”

“Come here.”

“Walk with me?”

“Kiss me.”

“Hug me.”

“Hold me.”

“Help me.”

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“I’m not ready for this to end. I’m not ready for you to leave. I’m not ready to say goodbye to someone like you again…”

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WHEN THEY SAY GINGERS HAVE NO SOUL; THEY’RE ONE HUNDRED PERCENT RIGHT. this snapback - wearing, school bus - throwing, laser-eyed villain leader is the best example to confirm that prejudice. seriously, he’s actually made out of the tales of puppy dogs, it doesn’t really get any more EVIL than that.written by a mun, that is an over caffeinated mess 24/7. so if you’re into the sassy but irresistible douche bag - type, you can do no wrong with BRICK JOJO. and if this smol dickhead actually caught your attention, you should definitely give this a LIKE or REBLOG.

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—  ❝ Y O U edgy bitch ❞

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AU and crossover friendly

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GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS. 

❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞

❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞

❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞

❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞

❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞

❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞

❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞

❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞

❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞ 

❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞

❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞

❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞

❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞

❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞

❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞

❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞

❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞

❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞

❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞

❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞

❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞

❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞

❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞

❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞

❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞

❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞

❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞

❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞

❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞

❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞ 

❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞ 

❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞

❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞ 

❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞ 

❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞ 

❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞

❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞

❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞

❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞ 

❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞

❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞ 

❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞

❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞ 

❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞

❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞

❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞

❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞   

❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞

❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞ 

❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞ 

❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞

❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞

❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞

❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞

❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞ 

❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞

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//*GIVES LOVE*

WHAT IS THIS FEELING??? SO SUDDEN AND NEW?????

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smol thingy - devilxcious

     “To think I would have a free day from fighting the dudes.” The green powerpuff mumbled to herself as the slim, devilish figure of HIM came across her in mid-air. “What do you want now?”

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Isn't that a rather unpleasant turn of events?

And here HIM thought he was going to get through the day without any UNWANTED encounters. Guess things just couldn't get TOO easy for him. Obviously, there always had to be at least one thing in his way. He could definitely mope about it... or, he could act unsuspicious. Perhaps if he did, the Powerpuff would let him off easily; at the moment, he really wasn't in the mood to fight with one of them.

❝ Nothing, Buttercup... nothing at ALL. Can't someone like me just come to enjoy the wonderful town of Townsville?  ❞

His V O I C E  seemed to deepen ever so slightly as he spoke the words 'Buttercup' and 'Townsville,' and not without reason. Both could get the worst out of him, (truly irritating if he said so himself). Buttercup because of obvious reasons, and Townsville simply for the people who loved the Powerpuff girls so dearly... which he considered REVOLTING.

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—— L‘oreal

because YOU’RE worth it

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