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[turquoisediamonds]

hey everyone!

i just wanted to let you all know that i’m now @phils-cereal-fetish and i won’t be posting on this blog anymore

have a lovely day!

-callum

[incorrectunholyversequotes]

Frank: I can’t wait to go to Italy this summer so I can meet the Pope and propose some new ideas.

Gerard: Like what?

Frank: *pulls out list* Baptism water park. Everybody gets a glass of wine instead of a sip. Extreme Confessions, where you confess your sins and then have to battle one of the priests in order to be forgiven. Buff Jesus. Every choir song is replaced with “Smooth” by Carlos Santana. And finally, a fifteen minute period where we try to summon Satan in order to defeat him once and for all.

Gerard: *stares* Frank…

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[soonasigetmygun]

[micaelis]

x

[softest-gay-blog]

if you read this ur amazing no take backs

[asleepyteen]

It’s a good thing I’m Jared, 19.

[drublicgifs]

[turquoisediamonds]

in which bob is me

[unknown144446665432-deactivated]

♡ fetus phil dump ♡

[blasphannie]

phil has cups the size of a vase

and now he has a vase the size of a ??? cup ????

[boyfriendgerard]

[inthejunegloomtoo]

Pete : *writes fourth of july lyrics* i’m sorry every song’s about you

Mikey : it’s ok bb I’m used to it

[dcsworstnightmare]

What a damn MOOD 💖💜💙

[eufonius]

HP SHIPS AS RESPONSES TO THIS TWEET

Remus/Sirius

Lily/James

Ron/Hermione

Ginny/Pansy

Pansy/Hermione

Neville/Blaise

Harry/Draco

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[svelts]

ok so I have noticed that in EVERY SINGLE old picture of Tyler he is wearing this plain rubber band around his wrist. has anyone else noticed this??? it could mean nothing, but I also think it’s important to note that once he got his wrist tattoo, he stopped wearing it.

[petewentz-]

Ok I’m v sad now, it’s a coping mechanism so you don’t self harm. When you feel like cutting you snap the rubber band until the urge passes. Ok yeah…

[svelts]

oh………wow

[glowingeyes]

Man, I used to wear those. As much as I would like to say this could just be nothing but Ty hints so much at self harm struggles and I’m just really proud of him and myself, thinking about all this.

[fanonical]

breaking news: harry potter has quit his job as an auror!

stating that ‘i have no idea why i thought that was a good idea, holy shit’, potter has since relocated to diagon alley and reopened florean fortescue’s ice cream parlour. in a comment, potter said ‘yeah. yeah, this seems more like it’ and added ‘i mean, he gave me ice cream that one time. loved that guy.’

[bisexualshakespeare]

All Pottermore stories and other HP related extra-canon are hereby replaced with this text post

[boredoutofthefreakingmind-blog]

And Ron is the cashier in a funny pink apron

[forsakenpuppeter]

i will send anyone this fucking folder in a heartbeat

[turquoisediamonds]

please send them to me

[ssnoot]

I wanna run away with someone in the middle of the night and go on adventures and see the world and eat at cheap truck stops and sit on top of our car and look at the stars and just be somewhere other than here. 

[blogkhadra]

Milk in a cookie cup

[silkirose]

Backwards egg

[lofibeatstogoferalto]

Are you trying to tell me the centre of an egg is a cookie?