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When my boss asked me if something was wrong, I told her that I just wasn't keeping up with all the diaper changes and bottle feedings.

"Wait. Did you and John adopt?"

"No, I decided that John would make a better baby than husband."

After showing her a photo of him, my boss really sympathized and saw to it that I got maternity leave, and then had the option to work from home. Maternity leave was a godsend. It allowed me to really focus on lactation and make sure that Johnnycakes was following the new house rules. Like no big boy words. Now when I'm working in my home office I can make sure he's getting his tummy time. Little Johnny is a big hit in web meetings.

spndxjck2

primarycolordinosaurs

So I pulled some strings and got us onto the field. I gotta admit I felt a little bad for the dude. I had to sit him down earlier that day and tell him I was gonna be marrying Sarah. I mean, it ain't like she was really his wife anymore, though. Right?

As I'm about to be this guy's new Daddy, it was actually Sarah who suggested I take the little slugger out to a game. We missed the bottom of the third inning when he leaked all over his little shorts. Too bad I didn't bring an extra pair.

primarycolordinosaurs

Goodbye toddler bed, hello crib. Well, YouTube, we successfully sold our big boy bed yesterday. And hubby spent the night in his new crib without any major issues.

You know, I thought he'd have a meltdown based on how much he cried when I moved him from our bedroom into his nursery, but I think he's starting to become pretty complacent. He didn't even complain when I put him down for bed at 7:00. You like your crib, don't you, sweetie? Like there's any other option.

primarycolordinosaurs

"Remember, babe, when this guy used to cry and blubber when he filled his Pampers, begging to be changed? Baby Brain here has apparently been sittin' in a stinky one for a while now. But that ain't any surprise. I bet he doesn't even remember being your husband anymore. No, you go finish your glass of wine. This Daddy is goin' to get his boy straightened out."

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dumblittleboy19

I GOTTA PLAY PEN

dumblittleboy19

Hey! Um.....do you wanna play with me??? I have Legos and hot wheels and stuff 🥺 it's ok if you don't wanna 🥺

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Tyler Hendricks

trex603

Had a leak at the shopping mall. Tried to dry them since I had no change of pants. So I just put on a fresh goodnite and continued to shop.

joshdiaperboi

So, I got dressed in my GoodNite like a good boy for the day (top row). I was okay for awhile, but Daddy wouldn’t change me. And, of course I kept going potty in my GN. By the end of the day, I might as well have not worn a diaper.