Devoted Harlequin

All art drawn by or for me. Please do not redistribute. or alter. This blog is an IC blog for the former Grand Highblood, of Alternia. Part of the Re:Surrection timeline Penned by Diggy

[devotedharlequin]

Have you ever been curious what this big old clown was like when he was young?? What the unification of Alternia looked like in his timeline?? I am writing about that! The Before Times is about Arlequin's youth, check it out.

[orteil42]

I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me

[orteil42]

you are making this so difficult

[f33ls]

The smell coming from Quin's bowl was nice enough that she did not question what he was doing, focused singularly on mixing the bowl she held. It was fairly well mixed at this point, but she was making her last rounds.

"Thank mew!!!" That was such a sweet (literally) offer! "I'd be happy to try faygo that was meowde with honey, but i just don't have the fondest mewmories of it, or the aftpurr taste." It was hard not to scrunch up her nose, but she was distracted again soon enough, "Catnival food??" That sounded like something she'd try too! Meulin knew she liked funnel cakes and sweet festival foods that she had tried.

"I found a mew fake pictpurrs but I'll be sure to send them to mew when i get back!" She grinned back, this was a topawic she liked a good dea, if not a great deal more than Faygo. "Pawlright!" Meu held the bowl for Quin, one hand on each side.

[devotedharlequin]

Tap tap Crack Tap tap Crack. Quin cracked the eggs into the bowl one at a time and put the shells into the bucket for the composting. "My chickens is- wussname, Polish chickens. They got the Big hair too and all them pretty colours and the big tail feathers with those big fluffy feet. " He considered what kinda horrible unspeakable blasphamies must have happened to the faygo when he wasnt there to oversee its production. He *knew* the quality had gone down hill but the faces she was pulling were.. concerning. Of course it was also a different universe, maybe his hadnt gotten that bad! That was Beforus after all, Beforus wasnt the same at all. "Whats your *favorite* carnival sweet?"

[mercswercs]

Yes, but alls I had on me the las' time was a big can a' deathgas nanobots or some shite. She brought it with her, in my defense, an' killed like seventy folks.

[devotedharlequin]

seems fuckin rude

[devotedharlequin]

Got a cute redhead all likin my posts too

[mercswercs]

It's jus' nice ta' see a happy family what ain't tryin' ta' kill each other. Like a glass a cold water after the last few days, ay.

[devotedharlequin]

have you considered gettin a water bottle to spray yer relatives with?

[devotedharlequin]

Aitar out here bein supportive :o)

only person I know with more kids than me <3 :o*

[summonsofink]

I Am hard to beat on that front, but here you are, well on your way!

in a year, your city will be 50% you by volume if you keep on at this pace 👅👅

[devotedharlequin]

hahahaha I donno if it'll happen *that* fast but we'll see

[devotedharlequin]

Got a cute redhead all likin my posts too

[devotedharlequin]

Aitar out here bein supportive :o)

only person I know with more kids than me <3 :o*

[devotedharlequin]

My pupper Spot :o)

((art by @spadefish its one of my patreon rewards :) ))

[devotedharlequin]

Tuna helped me wrangle all the wrigglers into a photo :o) Hes our camera troll here

hahaha Spot helped too, he got excited and kept em herded up for me

[hiredpencil]

The important Amazon things have been snagged!! Just need the $15 comm with +$5 optional colour or second figure

[devotedharlequin]

Rate my fit :o)

[f33ls]

Hehe - she held back a laugh as she came up with 'Prrrospurrity.' Maybe it didn't need both puns. Hm... Much to pawnder. Though Meu did not seen the mushrooms, she had literally said before that she'd try mushrooms so long as she did not know and the texture was not strange to her.

"I'd love to try that!" Thats sounded fantastic, she would happily try such a sweet dish. The addition of beasts would largely depend on if and where she hunted.

Though there was a faint... disgust at the mention of faygo, but what Quin was describing didn't sound as... fake and chemically sweet as the version Meulin had consumed in the past. Then again, she wasn't sure how she felt about alcoholic faygo. At the very least, less sugar would mean less of a terrible hangover.

"I've s33n pictures of chickens wearing pants!!!! I read about a chicken that was trying to eat it's own ass lmeow!"

[devotedharlequin]

These in particular were just going to come across as chocolate, thats what they were- the type of chocolate flavor native to this area, they also had cacoa trees but!! They'd been having a really hard time with getting any kind of a decent harvest and processing procedure going with those and the chocolate mushrooms were easy to grow and dry and use, the only really big difference was that the cacao seeds were oily and the mushrooms were not so things had to be formulated slighttly differently.

"Hahahahaha- well I love ta share, I'll keep you in mind when I make some treats alright lil sister?" He winked at her "I know how to make all sorts of feast day sweets- things that the carnival foods evolved out of.- aw I see that face you're pullin, dont like Faygo huh?" "You gotta share them pictures of the chickens with the pants on! hahahaha." He grinned as he got the amount of chocolate grated in there that he wanted and mixed it up. "ait let me break these eggs into your bowl, wantcha to stir em up real good after each one."

[pennaraptor]

everyone look at my beautiful women

[f33ls]

"What is that pawlace called?" Meu cocked her head, thoughtfully. Pawlternia. Huh. She wondered what it would be like to be reincarnated. To be alive again. Different than now - that's for damn sure.

"I think I've s33n it once befur, it's a good laugh." She was smiling again. "Mew are right." She conceded, "Is there anything mew really like? Something mew would look furrward to eating?"

Meulin stirred and scooped the mixture, trying to make sure there was not anything left separated or unmixed.

"Fancy chickens I n33d to s33!!! How big are these f33t???" She knew it sounded a little silly, but was excited nonetheless.

The shorter troll nodded, understandingly, though she had never owned any sort of creature that produced eggs to reference.

[devotedharlequin]

"This's Prosperity" He gave her a smile and opened up a tin- oh these are.. dried mushrooms?? Theyre wrinkled and glossy and roundish they smell like chocolate. He grabs a grater and starts grating one into his dry mix side. "Hm hm, things I really like ta eat, well these sweets is a real nice treat thats for sure- Stuff that reminds me of when I was real little I suppose, honey cakes made with pressed grains that are sticky sweet, roasted beasts with special herbs we used on feast nights, the first versions of faygo- which was a real lightly fermented drink with herbs and juices, and sweetened with honey. I've been teachin the wrigglers to make these things as I am remembering them- I got songs up in my head as all explain how to do the steps that I recall." He grinned about the chickens "Them feet are so fluffy they look like pants! lil chicken wearin pants can you imagine?"

[geminidoomed]

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[f33ls]

"I want to ask how mew get reincarnated... is that rude?" She thought aloud. It was a little late to be worried about rudeness, the cat was out of the bag on that one.

"Okay!! Can do." Meu grinned back, happy to have something she could do to contribute to making the brownies. She went to the counter, using one hand to hold the bowl and the other hand to stir. "I remempurr once I tried to stirr with both my hands, bowl fl33d furrom me, hehe." Her lusus wasn't upset, thankfully, but she could still remember the sound that it made.

"I learned to hunt furrst, i like baking but i don't get to do meowch. but i'm pawlso not the type to to make something spawcial fur myself." She smiled, "That's really inpurresting!! I'd enjoy some purrscription prrownies, hehe."

"What do mew mewn fancy chickens??" Her tone became incredibly serious, at least as much a it could be with such a given subject.

[devotedharlequin]

"Nah it aint rude- the beta trolls, your ancstors, they was reincarnated as kiddos on the planet- now called Alternia and they played the game, and they won, and when they won it made this whole assed place, and I was pulled in too, not everyone is here yet but some of us are."

"Hahahaha both hands- I've seen my littles do it, I can imagine! They all wanna help but itsa learnin process- aw though. You oughta make yourself some good treats too." He smiled at her. "You deserve nice things lil sister- though if you wanna make shit for me so you can give yerself something I aint complainin." He grinned at the last question while he sifted dry ingredients together. "Fancy chickens! They got special colours, or special ways their feathers are, all fluffed up around the head or biiiig tail feathers or big fluffy feet, all kinds of patterns- I got one shes real pretty shes black and speckledy white with the longest tail- they aint the best egg layers but I dont get them cause I think they'll lay th' most eggs ya know."