Skin Like Stars

Mcr is forever and theatre is life. 21/Pansexual/ Non-Binary /Taken

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[gorgonsach]

stop!!! Don’t You Fucking See Him!!! FUCKJNG STOP

[gorgonsach]

[zackisontumblr]

uhh….

[wanderingw0lf13]

yoooooooooooooooooooooooo what in the fuck

[john-x-doe]

Judging by the “oh boy” this ain’t the first wild text she’s sent him

[nightmare116]

What a favor, indeed

[candiikismet]

Excuse me?!

[anxietyproblem]

Credit: Sarah Andersen 

Follow us @anxietyproblem​

[lestraidel]

Isn’t he cutest kitten that you ever seen? I love everything about his look now 💜

[stimman3000]

https://instagram.com/p/BhzNYT4FUOb/

[pizzaotter]

I love these videos so much.

[grungegoths]

A 3 month old baby girl : *Spreads her legs while playing around on her bed like any normal functioning other baby does since babies need to develop the muscles and bones in their legs by moving them*

Straight Parents™ : Now now dont act like such a whore little lady™ :) Here let me hold your legs closed together just like how all proper ladies’™ legs should be :))

Literally every decent person : What,in the everloving fuck,is wrong with y’all .

[fandomshatepeopleofcolor]

This is the kind of shit im talking about.Stop sexualizing kids ugh.

[blackwoolncrown]

bkhvjabeh WHATKJEHTQ

[irreleventblue]

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD

[mikey-xoxo]

ME

[silverhawk]

i think one of my fave shark facts is this thing that some species of sharks do where they sorta peek their heads out of the water to see whats above the surface…..its called spyhopping and great white sharks do it all the time

[serenityspiral]

@bunjywunjy

[bunjywunjy]

he just gonna take a lil peek

[acoolguy]

sometimes it’s annoying when your character can’t jump in a video game but how often do you jump in real life?

[questions-within-questions]

“Do you even remember the last time you jumped?” is a question I never anticipated leaving me feeling so hollow and terrified.

[prokopetz]

If you’re trying to catch a housecat that’s gotten outside, don’t forget: they’re an ambush predator and you’re a persistence predator. You have several times more endurance than they do - use that to your advantage! Don’t run after them; that’s playing to the cat’s strengths, and vigorous pursuit may cause them to hide. Instead, follow them at a brisk walking pace until they get tired and need to have a lie-down, at which point you can simply pick them up and take them home.

[fsthhdwefg-deactivated20180515]

Ok but no shit this tactic is what allowed humans to survive pre-civilisation

[cannibalfilmphd-deactivated2023]

> ancient humans, walking after a mamoth at a moderate pace.

🎵bad boys bad boys, watcha gonna do?🎵

[unicornempire]

MenacingMallWalking for Survival

[boohwanj-deactivated20240316-de]

2018-04-21

[gluten-free-pussy]

Let me tell you what happened to me an hour ago:

So I’m at the bus terminal and this guy (who’d been following me and hovering over me for 10 minutes) comes up to me and says “hey beautiful. Can I talk to you?” So I said “no thank you.” He goes “I just want to speak to you, though.” And I said “yeah I know that and I’m not interested in talking to a strange man at a bus terminal. Please leave me alone.” So he stands there watching me. Finally he says “listen, there’s no need to be difficult. I approached you politely like a gentleman so I don’t see why you’re saying no. Now just let me speak to you.” I said “nobody’s being difficult my guy. You asked a question, I gave an answer so we’re done.” Then he says “yeah but the answer you gave me made no sense. Why don’t you want to talk to me? You don’t know what kind of person I am. You’re judging me before you know me. You’re being ignorant and prejudiced so”- Just then this other guy who’d been sitting close to me said “my nigga shut the fuck up! I saw you following her and stalking her like a fucking animal or some shit, like you didn’t think she didn’t notice? She’s probably scared of your predatory ass and I don’t blame her. Mans need to understand you don’t follow girls and shit. That shits corny.” So the guy goes “yo, mind your fucking business.” And the other dude says “nah because I see you harassing this girl and as a man this becomes my business. You thinking you were polite doesn’t mean a girl has to speak to you. Be nice because you’re nice, don’t use that please and thank you shit and think somebody has to speak to you. You’re not a “gentleman if you don’t respect her. Take the L and go catch your bus you fucking creep.” So the guy starts swearing and then walks away. The guy who’d defended me is like “you okay tho? Like real talk I don’t really like men because of shit like that. They’re fucking predators man. I do what I can when I’m able to for women because you don’t deserve to be hunted.”

This is literally how you do it.

[thingsamylikes]

Men, this is how you ally with women, right here.

[owlmylove]

it’s officially impossible for me to fall in love bc last night at a party drunk-me remembered that sober-me had thrown 3 funsize kitkats into my bag with the explicit thought “drunk-me is going to be so excited when she finds these” and i don’t think any other person is gonna be able to love me like that

[transcendental-genderism-deacti]

but what did drunk you ever do for sober you

[owlmylove]

one time i blacked out and woke up to find 13 full sized rolls of ritz crackers in my bag bc drunk me is also an ideal provider

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

let’s all go out to a walmart parking lot and chisel a name and date of birth and death into a bunch of these things

[zone0neko]

that’s how you get very short zombies to burst out and take over walmart

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

love the implication that headstone height is chosen based on the height of the person

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

as soon as you engrave something into a tombstone a dead body spawns underneath it

[divascreech]

stop putting raisins in things I would otherwise enjoy eating

[iguanastevens]

You are being unraisinable.

[divascreech]

how dare you make me read this with my own two eyes

[keybladesoras]

Incredibles/Incredibles 2

[glittersinnertoons]

Holy fuck she knew

[marauders4evr]

Wait…wait a minute, wait a minute, I just realized something!!!

What if she did know?

Think about it, Helen goes in to talk to Edna but Edna has already prepared a series of supersuits that are perfectly designed for every situation she and the kids are going to be in. And for some reason, we’ve all just accepted that, yeah, she’s Edna Mode, she would know these things, she’s just like that.

But what if we’ve all been missing something right in front of us?

We know Edna has affiliations with the government agency and has obviously been making suits for decades. Do you think the government is just going to get a random fashion designer to make these suits? Absolutely not.

They’re going to get a Super.

What if Edna is a Super with the power of future-vision? 

That’s how she knows exactly what suit to make, that’s how she knows that the kids are going to be in danger, that’s how she’s so aware of everything going on around her and catches everyone off guard.

She never looks back; she looks forward.

(Sorry for hijacking your post, OP.)

[kairaloi-and-more-deactivated20]

which is why the whole cape thing hit so hard. she didnt see it coming

[starrose17]

I love the idea of a Super whose power is to amazingly see into the future and she just uses it for fashion design.

[lichfucker]

caleb: does anyone here have a last name?

nott: no

beau: neau

fjord: njo

[lichfucker]

everyone except my mutuals have reblogged this post I think they’ve disowned me