[valtsv]

participates in attention-seeking behaviors (trespassing, theft, moderate to severe property damage, murder)

[memeclassheroes]

[lionfloss]

By Christophe Jacrot

[thingsfromthedirt]

[tteambeschuss]

[cyberglittter]

beautyspock

[deadmanandcompany]

Where to go? All signs point to the same place.

[movedtowhiteworms-deactivated20]

this is a transgender zone you either support trans rights or you die dude

[artanogon]

“i could fix him” well i could watch him spiral into bloodlust and madness instead. it would be significantly more fun

[sandmandaddy69]

Alex Stoller

[dewatto]

my family farm aesthetic

• you’re never truly alone at the farm. Despite being surrounded by forest, someone always finds their way to wander in. They never have cars, you don’t know where they come from. It’s never the same people.

• the Apple tree at the bottom of the hill produces the most beautiful apples. Never eat them. Something has been wrong with that tree for a long time.

• the chickens squawk at something in the broad daylight. You see nothing, but they are panicked. Slowly dread creeps in on you as you finally calm them down. Was something watching me?

• the old well is not to be looked at. We let it get overgrown for a reason. But every full moon, the dog is sure that something comes out of it.

• the neighbors aren’t friendly. Sometimes that old woman brings home large strange packages, only to bury them in the backyard at night. She calls it night gardening, but you’ve never seen any plants.

[dewatto]

antique Wembley Snowman Kit

[foulserpent]

i love ppl who dont go outside (as in like literally do not do outdoors stuff and dont know much about their local animals and ecosystems) being into Cryptids like theyll literally just see a deer doing normal deer things like "Oh my god. Holy Shit. Holy Fuck. That isnt a deer. Thats something Else.. these mountains are so old... who knows what the fuck this thing is. Im shaking"

[dewatto]

The Woods

• the trees are overcrowded and indiscernible from each other, something lurks behind them, but you never see it.

• mushrooms grow just off the trail, guiding you deeper into the woods. Remember what direction the trail is.

• your dogs want to chase something, they’re trying to tell you it’s right there but you never hear the stomping of deer or yelling of squirrels. You figure they just wanted to run around.

• the marsh is dried up, only brambles remain where it was. You could easily walk across it, but something convinces you to avoid stepping into it.

• some parts of the woods feel veiled, like there is something untouchable just off the trail. You can feel its breath on you, don’t run.

[dogpox]

what will survive being left behind?

[dewatto]

Mushrooming

• wear bright colors, you don’t want to be mistaken for something else. Bright reds mark you as safe, but stay quiet in the woods. Hunting isn’t allowed out here, but you shouldn’t take chances.

• there’s no trails here, do you really know how to read a compass? Something in your mind tracks how far away the road is, but sometimes you swear it should be just in front of you.

• chanterelles grow in lines, taking you deeper into the woods. You never follow them back completely, you take what you need and leave. The woods loves to test Greed.

• if the mushrooms are easy to spot, get out of there. If they were so easy to get, why hadn’t something else yet? You remember baiting traps, something about this is too easy - too perfect.

[lockupthequeen]