flying model rockets;

i just showed up one day and no one was like Birdie get the fuck out of here. ❛___we are so c o o l, we are so p u n k.___❜

[twinklord]

[justharveybutler-blog]

“It was fine Birdie, I spent it with my mum, figure out what you want – How… How was everyone else?”

[dexterxbirdie]

“That sounds like a fucking blast and a half sunshine. Oh yeah no they all did good, I think Dezzy’s gotten himself a concussion, but I mean, what’s new eh? Where were you by the way?”

[dexterxbirdie]

“That fucking turn out. I mean, alright I knew we were good but -- not that good. But yeah so I mean my dreams of becoming a rock icon are coming true, but how was your night mate?”

[kiwikiwiandkiwi]

[raeganemarshall-blog]

“Hey–what are you doing here? I didn’t think anyone knew I was back..”

[dexterxbirdie]

“I was looking for your brother actually -- But yoooo hey there, didn’t know you were back either!”

[movedamountaiiin-blog]

I’m sorry – what were you saying? I’m not used to people, you know, trying to talk to me.

[dexterxbirdie]

“-- Is that everything for you bruv? There are people in line behind you so we have to... y’know, ring you up...”

[peyton-wild]

Talking to her computer screen as Netflix plays.  “You psycho bitch, you murdered him, didn’t you…”

[peyton-wild]

[dexterxbirdie]

“Oh god, oh god I hate this part--” Dexter covered his eyes in distress.

[dexterxbirdie]

cop: ur pupils are dilated r u high

me: ur pupils dilate 45% when u see the person u love

cop:

me: *leans in for a kiss*

[viktoriya-dragov]

– What?  It’s just a bra, for fuck’s sake.  

[dexterxbirdie]

“-- Jesus my brother can get it.”