You wot m8?

Dexter Manning, youtuber, Creature. I play video games for a living and I've been told I resemble a trash can. AIM: dextricksterboy124 Not really Dex, please move on

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my children

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i met a goblin today, we both made this face when we saw each other

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I want to be fisted by Dex

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i just..what?

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Max, its you. You’re the man in the bathroom, you’re looking in the mirror

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……..wait what

AM I STUCK?

SEND HELP

CALL 911

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ITS YOUR REFLECTION

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There is a man in my bathroom and he won’t stop staring at me

I need to go to work

but who the fuck is this guy

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Max, its you. You’re the man in the bathroom, you’re looking in the mirror

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i am very much alive

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wow is everyone too busy to post?

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maybe

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x

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factorysettingswhiteguy, i sometimes forget that I’m one of the only two british fucks here..i guess you’d call them christmas lights or whatever, but they’re used for other shit instead of just putting on trees, like you can hang them on your walls

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oh, christmas lights, got you

keep them away from gavin and isis or they’re gonna end up getting tangled

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i think we’ve already lost isis, i haven’t seen her in an hour and last i saw she was rolling away covered in them

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factorysettingswhiteguy, i sometimes forget that I’m one of the only two british fucks here..i guess you’d call them christmas lights or whatever, but they’re used for other shit instead of just putting on trees, like you can hang them on your walls

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If anybody asks…the computers were like that when I got here. I did not try to download anti-Virus software and make everything worse.

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cover them in fairy lights, no one will notice

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i got bored and bought three boxes worth of fairy lights...i’m gonna hang them up all over the office and literally none of you can stop me

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i may have caught some super plague flu shit thing and i think i’m dying but here i am anyway

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aren’t you like some strong sort of immortal creature? can you even die by being sick 

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well someone’s a fucking grump today huh

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seems that way

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You were my worst Creation.

That says a lot about you, my supposed creator. Now doesn’t it?

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WE DID IT! WE HIT ONE MILLION SUBS!!!

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Fuck yeah we did!!!

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