formerly the fanciest stache you knew @dezmondmyles - Tumblr Blog

It's me!

It's ya boi, Kel! I sometimes write the things and stuff (most likely that protocreed thing you really liked from 2013). I've been on tumblr a long.... looooooong time. I write fanfic on the side, roleplay, and play obsessive amounts of farm sims.

My main fandoms are: -Assassin's Creed -[Prototype] -Protocreed -Left 4 Dead -Pokemon -Harvest Moon/Story of Seasons -Stardew Valley -Fallout

#about me #kel talks

rabbitkinglune777

I think more non binary characters should be fat

rabbitkinglune777

fat and black and brown 👍🏾

rabbitkinglune777

kinda tired of non binary being tied to skinny androgyny that's mostly white. I say that's as a non binary transmasc/boy thing who's fat and black.

being non binary can look like anything and anyone but especially individuals who have different body types outside of thin. they can have body/facial hair too. show up for all enbies.

piyoyoyo4

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zoctopode

can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

sizhens-deactivated20250610

I think "fuck you, I hate your work and I will do it myself and I will do it better" is a really funny and epic sentiment. i started publishing poetry because an ex boyfriend of mine was publishing really ass poetry in a bunch of journals and I was like "Jesus christ, this is garbage, I could do that, and I could do it better." now I have a page in the Academy of American Poets and I've published a full length collection and his website says "former poet." You should win by succeeding way harder than they do. Spite is a legitimate energy source.

fibul

there's no temptress quite as irresistible as the mid afternoon sleepies

zxid

collection

fishlung8877

1eos

miseria-fortes-viros

they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan

miseria-fortes-viros

WASHING THE FUCKING PAN AGAIN!!!!!

commoncheemes

Your doing so good at increasing your skill stat in pan washing. I'm so proud of you. Best pan washer out there.

miseria-fortes-viros

this is so nice thank u….

draculagerard

Gen AI is nothing special I can also draw / write badly, help you with math inconsistently, answer you dubiously, and consume amounts of water you would think are physically impossible

neosatsuma

How old were you when you watched your first anime?* (see definition)

0 - 4

5 - 8

9 - 11

12 - 15

16 - 20

21 - 25

26 - 30

over 30

I've never seen an anime

Remaining time: 4 days 15 hours

* please consider "an anime" to be an animated television series made in Japan. This notably excludes Ghibli films (not television) and ATLA (not Japanese).

#i was Little when pokemon premiered #on kids WB here in the states #my second anime was ccs tho #was also on kids WB

maul-of-shame

I actually recommend everyone write for a rarepair once because it completely changes your relationship with fandom. Engagement stops being numbers and starts being names. You know who's going to show up. You recognize usernames. Someone disappears for a while and then comes back and you're like “OH MY GOD WELCOME HOME.” It's incredibly wholesome. It is also deeply inconvenient when all six of you simultaneously get writer's block-