( the weight of living, pt. i )

douglas hammond. son. twin. chief of staff. indie political animals rp. affliated heavily with tjhmnd. penned by jen. sideblog to xkingpin (follows back from there)

[dghmnd-a]

        𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐧  𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐰𝐬 𝐮𝐩𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐯𝐞                                  𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐛𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝

             douglas  hammond.  second born first son.  //  penned by jen. est. 2022.

[dghmnd-a]

do you really want me to end up with anne , @tjhmnd — do u???

[velliememes]

♡  Texts From Last Night ♡

[text:] I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.

[text:] He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!

[text:] If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare

[text:] I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising

[text:] Last night was a bad idea. I’m hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.

[text:] Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg

[text:] Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever

[text:] “Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button” drunk. Thats how drunk.

[text:] I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.

[text:] He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun

[text:] That’s the second time my extensive knowledge of Taylor Swift has gotten me laid

[text:] He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He’s a keeper.

[text:] Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?

[text:] Two words: nipple clamps

[text:] Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person

[text:] BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition

[text:] your horoscope this morning…very interesting…good luck today

[text:] I’m not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.

[text:] I am lonely and I want to touch your beard

[text:] They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night

[text:] If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn’t make me feel better, then I don’t know what will.

[text:] You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons

[text:] I always hoped that one day I’d have a sex position named in my honor.

[text:] Want to come over? I’m getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room

[text:] We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight

[text:] It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.

[text:] I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.

[text:] He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.

[text:] So for future reference…. it’s a little unnerving when I can’t get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, “Oh fuck… It’s tequila”

[text:] I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame….are you there god? It’s tequila Tuesday’s hangover

[text:] He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned

[text:] I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.

[text:] Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.

[text:] At McDonald’s last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, “YOU MCFUCKED UP.”

[text:] This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

[serendipity-in-love]

[classsymemes]

a comprehensive list of scenarios

feel free to combine multiple prompts or add  “ + reverse ”  to switch roles !   for reference, the one sending in the prompt is the one committing the action.

1.  GUEST :  for one muse to offer the other a place to stay. 2.  STORM :  for both muses to find shelter from a severe storm. 3.  MEDIC :  for one muse to show up at the other’s doorstep injured. 4.  SURPRISE :  for one muse to come home and find the other already inside. 5.  TRIP :  for both muses to road trip or travel together. 6.  BABYSIT :  for one muse to help the other home while they’re drunk. 7.  INSOMNIA :  for one muse to find the other still awake at 3am. 8.  AMBUSH :  for both characters to come under attack by the same enemy. 9.  DANCE :  for one muse to ask the other to dance at a party. 10.  STRANDED :  for one muse to help the other who’s stranded on the road. 11.  SERVICE :  for one muse to cover the cost of something for the other. 12.  SAFEGUARD :  for one muse to save the other from being hit by a vehicle or from some other life-threatening event. 13.  DAZE :  for one muse to wake somewhere and find the other hovering over them. 14.  STOWAWAY :  for one muse to find the other hiding on the same ship. 15.  TAXI :  for both muses to share the same taxi ride. 16.  MAKEOVER :  for one muse to help the other with a new outfit or hairstyle. 17.  LIFEGUARD :  for one muse to rescue the other from drowning. 18.  DISASTER :  for both muses to work together to escape a fire, flood, or other disaster. 19.  TRANSIT :  for one muse to sit next to the other on a public transport. 20.  SPRAIN :  for one muse to carry the other after spraining their ankle. 21.  EMPLOY :  for one muse to be hired as the other’s bodyguard, tutor, assistant, etc. 22.  QUEST :  for one muse to help the other with a task in exchange for compensation. 23.  SOOTHE :  for one muse to calm the other during a panic attack. 24.  RECOVER :  for one muse to return the other’s lost belonging. 25.  UMBRELLA :  for one muse to share their umbrella with the other on a rainy day. 26.  HEAL :  for one muse to nurse the other back to health from a sickness or injury. 27.  NIGHTMARE :  for one muse to comfort the other after a nightmare. 28.  REUNION :  for one muse to run into the other again after a long time. 29.  PRIZE :  for one muse to win the other a prize at a carnival. 30.  NUDE :  for one muse to walk in on the other while they’re changing. 31.  BED :  for both muses to wake in the same bed, naked or fully clothed. 32.  TRAIL :  for one muse to notice the other has been following them. 33.  EVADE :  for one muse to pull the other into an alleyway to escape their pursuer. 34.  THIEF :  for one muse to confront the other after having something stolen by them. 35.  CAUGHT :  for one muse to walk in on the other singing / dancing. 36.  FESTIVE :  for both muses to decorate for a special occasion. 37.  PRESENT :  for one muse to give the other a  (birthday)  gift. 38.  WEARY :  for one muse to wake up after falling asleep on the other. 39.  CAPTIVE :  for one muse to hold the other against their will. 40.  SNAP :  for one muse to yell at or push the other out of frustration. 41.  SLEEPOVER :  for one muse to stay the night at the other’s place. 42.  TRESPASS :  for one muse to trespass on the other’s property. 43.  BREAK-IN :  for one muse to discover the other robbing their place. 44.  MERCY :  for both muses to come across an injured animal. 45.  UNKNOWN :  for both muses to wake and find themselves in a strange place. 46.  ACCOMPLICE :  for one muse to assist the other at the scene of a crime. 47.  ASTRAY :  for both muses to take a detour and lose their way. 48.  RELAX :  for both muses to share a hot tub or hot spring. 49.  MUSE :  for one muse to model for the other’s art project. 50.  ACCOMPANY :  for one muse to give the other an extra ticket to an event. 51.  SALVAGE :  for one muse to retrieve the other’s belongings from a thief. 52.  MEAL :  for both muses to prepare and share a meal together. 53.  CEMETERY :  for one muse to find the other at a gravestone. 54.  REFUGE :  for one muse to shelter the other from enemies. 55.  ARRANGED :  for both muses to date or marry out of convenience. 56.  FAVOR :  for one muse to owe the other a favor. 57.  VACATION :  for both muses to book the same hotel on vacation. 58.  DEFEND :  for one muse to save the other from one or multiple assailants. 59.  CATCH :  for one muse to return the other’s pet that escaped. 60.  RESTRICTED :  for both muses to sneak into someplace they’re not supposed to be.

[nickygalitzine]

𝕤𝕡𝕠𝕠𝕜𝕪 𝕤𝕫𝕟 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕤

send 1 to watch a scary movie with my muse send 2 to go to a real haunted house with my muse send 3 to go to a commercial haunted house with my muse send 4 to go to a theme park (knott’s berry farm, 6 flags, etc) during halloween with my muse send 5 to go trick or treating with my muse send 6 to help my muse into their costume send 7 for my muse to help yours into their costume send 8 to be scared by my muse send 9 to scare my muse send 10 to put up halloween decorations with my muse send 11 to host a halloween party with my muse send 12 to go to a halloween party with my muse send 13 to pick out costumes with my muse send 14 to help my muse get ready for a costume party send 15 for my muse to help yours get ready for a costume party send 16 for our muses to hold a séance send 17 for our muses to play with a ouija board send 18 for our muses to go to a fortune teller together send 19 for our muses to carve a jack-o-lantern send 20 for our muses to go to the pumpkin patch send 21 for our muses to get lost in a haunted corn maze send 22 for our muses to tell ghost stories send 23 for our muses to do halloween baking together send 24 for our muses to see a ghost together send 25 for our muses to be in a cemetery together send 26 for our muses to toilet paper a house together send 27 for our muses to pull halloween pranks send 28 for our muses to happen upon a spooky abandoned house send 29 for our muses to hear a strange noise in the night send 30 for our muses to argue over who is being what for halloween (couple costume/pair costume)

[hotcelebritymenilike]

[maddennfl86]

Wonderland Magazine 2021

[dghmnd-a]

tjhmnd​:

he’s got a pen and paper out.  he’s got the piano and the pencil behind his ear.  in theory… he’s doing EXACTLY what he said he would.  except instead he seems to be going through the laundry on the kitchen table looking for a better coat.  when did it get so cold in this damn apartment.          “  oh my god i’m WRITING dougie, i’m WRITING!  ”          so he hasn’t written a single word down all day… fuck.​​​​​​​

“….jesus christ it’s cold in here….” doug said as he rubbed his hands together, looking around the room and then finally over at his brother who was digging in his laundry. “huh....why dont we just put on the heat teej?” he said, moving over to the heater in the room fiddle with it. it didn’t take long for doug to realize that it was broken. looking back up, doug looked at tj a moment before he spoke again. “...you can’t just not have heat. i can talk to the landlord. or i can call mom and dad, i’m sure they’d give the money to get it fixed--”

[dghmnd-a]

geverim​:

“     you know you should really tell your mom you need some sleep to be able to do your job well?     ”                there’s two mugs of coffee in her hand, the second placed right into doug’s hands.               “     do you want me to read it?     ”

he takes her offered coffee without protest, moving to down about half of the contents before he cleared his throat and shook his head at her. “i sleep enough. shit has to get done, and i’m the one who has to do it. you know that. s’fine, cee. i’ll be fine.” doug moved, scrubbing his hand down his face briefly with a low exhale. “you can. it’s shit. i have to redo it.”

[dghmnd-a]

@geverim​ (cirilla)

“hm, what? no-- i just closed m’eyes, i’m not asleep.” doug said as he sat up a little discombobulated, rubbing a hand down his face as he came out of his little daze to focus on the blonde now standing before him. “....ok but gimme a break, i was up til like 3 am working on this stupid speech for mom--”

[dghmnd-a]

@tjhmnd​​​​​​​

“…. you know this doesn’t look like writing songs for this top secret musical you won’t even tell me about....” doug commented, looking over at his brother as he entered the new york apartment and set his few bags of groceries down on tj’s counter. this wasn’t entirely uncommon, coming by the place to drop off groceries so his brother actually ate something, but still. “i thought you said you were supposed to meet with producers this weekend for a pitch.”

[tjhmnd-a]

“There’s something about siblings that pushes you to thrive in ways that a parent can’t.”

— KB Ritchie, Addicted After All (via she-reads-to-belong)

[maddennfl86]

Wonderland Magazine 2021

[rpmemesbyarat]

Recommend romantic candidates for my muses and see their reaction!

Note: They do not have to be ones my muses would like!

[dghmnd-a]

        𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐧  𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐰𝐬 𝐮𝐩𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐯𝐞                                  𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐛𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝

             douglas  hammond.  second born first son.  //  penned by jen. est. 2022.

[nightprompts]

&. 𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

(  various  fluffy  dialogue  prompts  so  soft,  so  sweet,  just  for  you!  )

❛ i just wanted to make sure you’re okay. ❜

❛ there it is, there’s that smile! ❜

❛ you got me flowers? ❜

❛ i’m not afraid of you. ❜

❛ aw, did you miss me? ❜

❛ you’re lucky that you’re cute. ❜

❛ wait, you think i’m cute? ❜

❛ you’re not alone. you never were. ❜

❛ i don’t think i’ve ever seen you smile. ❜

❛ good morning, sleeping beauty. ❜

❛ it’s better with you here. ❜

❛ don’t worry, i’m staying right here. ❜

❛ you’re welcome to stay, if you want. ❜

❛ don’t be a stranger, okay? ❜

❛ i haven’t laughed like this in a long time. ❜

❛ hold still. this might sting a little. ❜

❛ you can hold my hand, if you want. ❜

❛ i knew you would be here. ❜

❛ i just wanted to say thank you for protecting me. ❜

❛ before you do anything, try this and tell me what you think. ❜

❛ wow i really can’t speak, huh? must be because of how pretty you look. ❜

❛ we can order pizza, watch a movie, whatever you want. ❜

❛ what, am i not allowed to look at you? ❜

❛ i’m not giving up on you. ❜

❛ is that my shirt? ❜

❛ this is a good look for you. ❜

❛ pinky promise? ❜

❛ c’mere, you. ❜

❛ honey, i’m home! ❜

❛ you remembered? ❜

❛ you’re my family too. ❜

❛ let’s go somewhere, just you and me. ❜

❛ i’m here for you. don’t forget that. ❜

❛ you’re the only thing that matters. ❜

❛ was that your first kiss? ❜

❛ i was worried something happened to you. ❜

❛ your heart is beating so fast right now. ❜

❛ relationships are built on trust, and i trust you. ❜

❛ you always see the good in people. even me. ❜

❛ do you think the moon is jealous of how pretty you are? ❜

❛ nope, puppy dog eyes aren’t going to work this time! ❜

❛ thanks to you, i know what it means to love again. ❜

❛ how about a kiss before i go? ❜

❛ i’m just glad you’re okay. ❜

❛ here we are, home sweet home. ❜

❛ thanks for being here with me. ❜

❛ seeing you happy is all that matters. ❜

❛ keep it. it looks better on you. ❜

❛ i couldn’t stop missing you if i tried. ❜

❛ you feel like home to me. ❜