DONALD GLOVER is a FOURTY2 year old actor, comedian, and musician who is best known as childish gambino and for being in atlanta, community, and mr. & mrs. smith. he is HETEROSEXUAL, divorced, and SINGLE. a loving father to three kids: legend (son, 10), drake (son, 8), and donald glover III (son, 6). he currently resides in los angeles, california.
[open to any and all types of connections, feel free to reach out to plot! though, not necessary bc i love organic tingz too! pls note, most connections can have more than one person ]
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- other characters played: jessica chastain ( @jchasera , main ), zoe kravitz ( @zoekravera ), may calamawy ( @maycalera )
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I think we've all done things when we were younger and more immature that we regret. Being a parent will change you, usually for the better. It's basically forcing you to get your shit together if you don't already have it together and saying, "Hey, you've got a little human to take care of now and you want them to grow up to be a good person, right?" No pressure or anything! I can't say I've done something out of pure spite, but I've definitely been on the petty train before. Happens to the best of us. It's easy to get lost in the feelings of a situation and not think logically. You probably understand as a parent that when you're in the public eye, you also want to be a good role model for your kids. Because, you know, once they get access to all those interviews you did on YouTube, it's game over.
and don't i know it? i feel like since having children, they've made me so much softer too. like i will start crying at the beginning of up like i've never seen it before. it's actually insane what having little ones can do to you as an individual. like, it's a reminder that you got shit to lose now. what's your petty train contribution, misha? c'mon man... you can't leave me hanging. i told you one of mine! and yeah, you're right it is different now. but, the internet is forever. and so are all my old interviews, unfortunately.
been there done that still so that till this day. no reason to hold back. doesn't that just keep giving you incentive to do what you do and show them up? for me man, being told that i cannot do something lights a fire under me to go prove them wrong and make it an in your face type of deal.
see, exactly, my guy. you just get it. there's really nothing better than proving someone wrong in the eyes of non-believers. especially when it comes to people who are just hating to hate -- for no reason at all. like, i may not be the best creative around, but i know that certain things i do nobody else can touch. just like when you're behind the wheel racing.. nobody is doing it like you! when was the last time someone said you couldn't do something? i don't know, i'd be scared you'd hit me at lightning speeds or something.
what if you decided to put out more music and i work with you on something of yours? not that i don't have some things going in my head. i'd be honored to have you be killed off in a music video though. not sure i can do a ominous recurring character...the fans would be so confused!
see, that's the difference between you and me, i guess. i'm not a hot commodity these days, so nobody's looking for my music. but you? people will pay to listen to you speak. that's how talented you are. though, who's to say we can't do a fair trade-off in the future? you scratch my back, i scratch yours. if i happen to work on another album down the road, you know you'll be my first call. what?! what's so confusing about a ghost? c'mon sabrina, i didn't think you were one to follow rules all of a sudden. i thought you made up your own.
Ahaha I feel this on a few levels and it speaks a lot, I don’t or I should say haven’t we all done some stupid or petty things when we were growing up. I feel like I did a lot of idiotic things to be honest. And hey you know sometimes you just have to love to prove people wrong and show them that you can and would even if that was petty.
yes, we all have! but, don't keep me hanging here! what's something that you did that you felt you were justified in? because, honestly i feel good for half the things i did, but i think it's because i was too impatient to wait for karma to come around to those people.
i love doing things that i'm told i can't. i think all of us are wired that way. ever since i was a kid, i was told that i wouldn't succeed and so i set my mind to never giving up. it's probably one reason i'm such a workaholic now.
no, i mean, i totally agree. there's just something about someone saying you can't do something that makes you want to do it even more. similarly, for me... it's like when someone is telling you to do something, while you're already doing it, that makes you want to stop. like when a parent is like, 'go wash the dishes' while your elbows deep in the sink already. tell me, are you ever looking to take a break in between what you're doing? everyone needs a vacation sometimes, right?
alright, man, where are you at? still living the dream in ojai? gino and mads have been begging for their uncle donald and cousins since the day they got out for summer break, and i'm worried if they don't get to see you soon, they're going to go on a whole phineas and ferb thing. @dglovera
man, you know that's where my farm is. i've been going back and forth between there and my spot in los angeles to make sure i'm still in touch with the rest of the world. come out here, dude. they can build rollercoasters, a backyard beach, and go into my studio to become musicians if they wanted. what d'ya say? could do a whole 'son and dads' band. actually... i will go ahead and pick up the pet platypus and we'll call their summer break planned.
so i think the rental car's axle is fucked. i made one turn and suddenly the curb appeared out of nowhere. i swear my day was going perfectly fine and this car really said, "hold my beer." so now i'm at a point where i either call a tow truck or abandon this piece of shit and begin a new life on the road.. @goldenerastarters
wait, but why were these the only options? it was immediately, either be a responsible adult or be a nomad? and now i'm curious what life was calling for you to do in that moment? because i could've came and picked you up, no matter how far... granted, it may have been a little wait, but it would've been worth it to see a friend as a saving grace versus a tow truck driver who'd just hit you with a 'damn, that's crazy... it'll be a million dollars to get this moved.'
funnily enough, this sounds like a scene in a book i just read. or maybe it was a dream of mine. either way... i think it'd be even better in reality, don't you?
making your dreams come true was already something i had on my bucket list. how did you know? see, here, yup... number five: 'fulfill daisy ridley's fantasies.' when should we plan to bump into each other for maximum meet-cute efforts?
can you tell me when i'm going to finally get to work with you and be featured in a song? or will my only other chance be to get killed in your next music video? maybe we can switch it up, and i can be an ominous recurring character or something. // @sabslynncarpenter
💌 – Name 3 people whose DMs you would like to slide into
well, i feel like this may ruin my chances at sliding into their DMs at all, but if we're being truthful... david corenswet ( @daviidpcorenswet ) , donald glover ( @dglovera ), and joe jonas ( @jcnas ).
nah, no chances ruined. but, we don't necessarily have to take to social media. we can meet each other traditionally... let's say, bumping into each other and accidentally making you drop your coffee, while i eagerly offer to buy you another one; just so we can spend a bit more time together and so i can know how you take your morning pick-me-up.
hey, you know what? no one can have it all. not even the man who can do it all. and by that i mean me, but like, you too. uhh, if you think i have any actual pull with the old man, you've got another thing coming, bubba. so yeah, get that monologue ready. ...i lost it.
do it all, you say? well then, let's get in the studio soon. i just put your name in the wu-tang name generator that i got childish gambino from and yours would be 'tha worlock'. wouldn't strike you for a male witch... but, i don't make the rules. mmmcht... man, i knew you weren't real. just say you want me to be on an episode of snl with you. you better ask papa oscar to make you a copy because you're not getting another one from me.
there are times i think about how when i was younger i used to do extremely petty shit, like make an entire album only because someone said i 'couldn't make a hit.' then i went on to win a grammy for a song on said album. now that i'm older and a father, it's hard for me to feel any type of visceral anger towards... anything really. have you ever done something out of pure spite? like, just to prove someone wrong. let's trauma petty bond. // @goldenerastarters
It's not often that you're caught without your phone on you, whether it's in your hand, pocket, or on your bedside table. So, we are now officially asking for your celebrity's password to get a better look into who they are through their phone.
Remember to read the meme rules before reblogging this post and keep in mind that you must send at least one ask to each participating muse. Please check back to this post periodically to see who's participating.
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🎵 – What are three of your most played songs on Spotify?
⏩ – What's a song you always skip on Spotify?
🚩 – If you had to create a playlist for your ex, what would it be called?
📸 – What's a photo you wish you could post to Instagram, but can't?
🤳 – What's your favorite photo you've ever taken?
🎞️ – Show us the last photo in your camera roll
📲 – Who's the last person you texted and what did it say?
🗨️ – What's the funniest text you've sent this week?
💌 – Name 3 people whose DMs you would like to slide into
❤️ – If you had a dating profile what would your bio say?
💕 – If you had a dating profile what four images would you pick?
🚨 – Who's on your emergency contact list?
🐦 – If there was a tweet that everyone in the world should see, what would it be?
🛍️ – What was your last purchase on Amazon?
🍔 – What's your last DoorDash order?
🖼️ – What's ___'s contact name and photo in your phone?
🎨 – What's your current lockscreen on your phone?
🔕 – Do you keep your phone muted or have it on sound?
📍 – Where is the weirdest place you've ever lost or found your phone?
🍿 – What is the last show or movie you watched on Netflix?
🔍 – What was your last Google search?
📖 – What's the last book you read on Kindle?
🔗 – Link a TikTok video that best represents you as a person
📈 – What's your favorite TikTok trend of all time?
📹 – What's the last video you watched on YouTube?
♾️ – What are your most used apps?
🕔 – How much time do you spend on your phone per day?
🛑 – What's your worst phone habit?
🛟 – Is there anyone you trust with your phone's password?
uh, first of all, i actually just won SNL's breakout player of the year award... like after four years of being around, so yeah, a participation trophy that's like "i guess you can stay". but at least papá lorne likes me. oh, and second of all? leave your door unlocked.
agh, wow... you got me. damn, i guess you're in the major leagues now. super jealous that i'll never have one of those. you gonna get me in with papa lorne or do i have to do another embarrassing monologue? and what happened to the key you have to my house? sold it for your snl award? (please say sike, that was my only spare, beside's oscars)
— god, and that just started making me think about how i need to dust off my five grammys, two golden globes, and two emmy's. what about you, lil bro? have you dusted off your participation trophy, lately?
