DONALD GLOVER is a FOURTY2 year old actor, comedian, and musician who is best known as childish gambino and for being in atlanta, community, and mr. & mrs. smith. he is HETEROSEXUAL, divorced, and SINGLE. a loving father to three kids: legend (son, 10), drake (son, 8), and donald glover III (son, 6). he currently resides in los angeles, california.
[open to any and all types of connections, feel free to reach out to plot! though, not necessary bc i love organic tingz too! pls note, most connections can have more than one person ]
QUICK NOTES (this is a sideblog)
- all his starters are open to be responded to at any time <3
- other characters played: jessica chastain ( @jchasera , main ), zoe kravitz ( @zoekravera ), may calamawy ( @maycalera )
- open to plotting on discord! ( msg for username )
💌 – Name 3 people whose DMs you would like to slide into
well, i feel like this may ruin my chances at sliding into their DMs at all, but if we're being truthful... david corenswet ( @daviidpcorenswet ) , donald glover ( @dglovera ), and joe jonas ( @jcnas ).
nah, no chances ruined. but, we don't necessarily have to take to social media. we can meet each other traditionally... let's say, bumping into each other and accidentally making you drop your coffee, while i eagerly offer to buy you another one; just so we can spend a bit more time together and so i can know how you take your morning pick-me-up.
hey, you know what? no one can have it all. not even the man who can do it all. and by that i mean me, but like, you too. uhh, if you think i have any actual pull with the old man, you've got another thing coming, bubba. so yeah, get that monologue ready. ...i lost it.
do it all, you say? well then, let's get in the studio soon. i just put your name in the wu-tang name generator that i got childish gambino from and yours would be 'tha worlock'. wouldn't strike you for a male witch... but, i don't make the rules. mmmcht... man, i knew you weren't real. just say you want me to be on an episode of snl with you. you better ask papa oscar to make you a copy because you're not getting another one from me.
there are times i think about how when i was younger i used to do extremely petty shit, like make an entire album only because someone said i 'couldn't make a hit.' then i went on to win a grammy for a song on said album. now that i'm older and a father, it's hard for me to feel any type of visceral anger towards... anything really. have you ever done something out of pure spite? like, just to prove someone wrong. let's trauma petty bond. // @goldenerastarters
It's not often that you're caught without your phone on you, whether it's in your hand, pocket, or on your bedside table. So, we are now officially asking for your celebrity's password to get a better look into who they are through their phone.
Remember to read the meme rules before reblogging this post and keep in mind that you must send at least one ask to each participating muse. Please check back to this post periodically to see who's participating.
𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐌𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃
🎵 – What are three of your most played songs on Spotify?
⏩ – What's a song you always skip on Spotify?
🚩 – If you had to create a playlist for your ex, what would it be called?
📸 – What's a photo you wish you could post to Instagram, but can't?
🤳 – What's your favorite photo you've ever taken?
🎞️ – Show us the last photo in your camera roll
📲 – Who's the last person you texted and what did it say?
🗨️ – What's the funniest text you've sent this week?
💌 – Name 3 people whose DMs you would like to slide into
❤️ – If you had a dating profile what would your bio say?
💕 – If you had a dating profile what four images would you pick?
🚨 – Who's on your emergency contact list?
🐦 – If there was a tweet that everyone in the world should see, what would it be?
🛍️ – What was your last purchase on Amazon?
🍔 – What's your last DoorDash order?
🖼️ – What's ___'s contact name and photo in your phone?
🎨 – What's your current lockscreen on your phone?
🔕 – Do you keep your phone muted or have it on sound?
📍 – Where is the weirdest place you've ever lost or found your phone?
🍿 – What is the last show or movie you watched on Netflix?
🔍 – What was your last Google search?
📖 – What's the last book you read on Kindle?
🔗 – Link a TikTok video that best represents you as a person
📈 – What's your favorite TikTok trend of all time?
📹 – What's the last video you watched on YouTube?
♾️ – What are your most used apps?
🕔 – How much time do you spend on your phone per day?
🛑 – What's your worst phone habit?
🛟 – Is there anyone you trust with your phone's password?
uh, first of all, i actually just won SNL's breakout player of the year award... like after four years of being around, so yeah, a participation trophy that's like "i guess you can stay". but at least papá lorne likes me. oh, and second of all? leave your door unlocked.
agh, wow... you got me. damn, i guess you're in the major leagues now. super jealous that i'll never have one of those. you gonna get me in with papa lorne or do i have to do another embarrassing monologue? and what happened to the key you have to my house? sold it for your snl award? (please say sike, that was my only spare, beside's oscars)
— god, and that just started making me think about how i need to dust off my five grammys, two golden globes, and two emmy's. what about you, lil bro? have you dusted off your participation trophy, lately?
