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Introduction post.

I truly do not know how I was convinced to create a blog in a site as deplorable as this. Regardless, I have been told I will need an introductory post.

You will address me only as The Grinch, DGrinch, Grinch, or Sir. Any other terms that indicate respect are fine, but you are on thin fucking ice. I am 47. My pronouns are he/him. Rather predictably, I hate Christmas.

DNI:

Santa Claus

(Or ANY of his alts. I know he has them.)

ANY kind of elf.

(Yes, Winklebottom, that includes you. YES, SNAP, THAT INCLUDES YOU.)

Parker. (You know what you did.)

People who like Christmas.

People who like to be happy. (What do you even have to be happy about, really?)

Criminals.

Please Interact:

Winklebottom.

People who like to be happy. (I will change that).

Criminals.

#dgrinch42 #The Grinch #Grinch #I hate Christmas.#Santa DNI.#Winklebottom call me.#I'm serious.#Stop ignoring me.

sr-roto

#dgrinch42 #grinch #Me at “the club”.#I believe that is what the teenagers are calling discos anyway.

Love is a strong word, darling. I prefer despise. Now that is something I can get behind. There is also something else I want to get behi

#the grinch #dgrinch42 #Try to take a wild guess as to what that something else is.#I can assure you that you will be mistaken.#None of you can comprehend the depths of my brain.

What? Are you running away like a fucking pussy? Too scared to get into a fistfight? The parking lot is empty for a reason, my love~

#The Grinch #dgrinch42 #Don't start fights you cannot finish darling.#You know who you are.#I am going to destroy you.#You stand no chance.#Actually... maybe you are better off running away.#Cowardice has a short half-life regardless.#You'll be back before you know it.#I am going to enjoy this.#:-)

I truly despise Christmas shopping. Not only do I have to pretend to care about people enough to get them what they want, but if you get them the wrong thing, all of a sudden it's obvious I do not care about them. Just be grateful I even got you something at all, darling. I hate having to listen to people and what they like... everyone is so needy. I do not care. Unlike you, I have better things, and people, to be doing.

#The Grinch #dgrinch42 #I hate Christmas.#I despise Christmas shopping.#And I despise all of you.#Christmas just celebrates all of the people I would rather not see exist.#God... the attention on Santa Claus every year... sickening.#If you just want to hear that I dislike you all you need to do is ask.#Yes I am manipulative. But unlike you I do not need to be a little bitch about it.#Now if you will excuse me.#I have some shopping to do.

I have done the research and the math. Will be returning to my local grocery store for some light vandalism. But really, they should be thanking me. I know those employees are just as tired of that damn Christmas music as I am.

#The Grinch #dgrinch42 #I hate Christmas.#And I will be rescuing those poor employees from having to listen to any more of that music.#I'm not doing it for their sake mind you.#But I enjoy pretending I can be a good person that cares about others.#Anyways just a few small-scale explosives on each speaker should do the trick.#I just need a... *sigh*... High-visibility vest.#As unfashionable as it is.#It will at least allow me to pose as somebody who should be up there tampering with those torture machines.

... I don't think I want to ask what your employees do to you dude what the hell was that

Oh I assure you, seeing how much of a freak the general Tumblr population is, you all are at least morbidly curious about what I am referring to. Alas, you will not get any answers. Unless you ask nicely ;)

#The Grinch #dgrinch42 #“Employees” would not be quite accurate either.#It is more like one specific employee.#And they are technically not even my own employee.#But those are all the details you are going to get.#For now.

Who the fuck is Winklebottom and why do they have such a stupid name

Who Winklebottom is is nobody's business but his and my own. However, nobody gets to insult him, especially not for his name, except for me.

35.184.3.217. Watch your back, won't you darling? :)

#The Grinch #dgrinch42 #I love my job and the privileges it affords.#It is especially satisfying when it comes to dealing with internet trolls.#That is.#I of course get special privileges.#Also... Winklebottom call me back.#I am serious.

What are your thoughts on Mariah Carey

I will not dignify this with the response it seeks. Begone.

#The Grinch #dgrinch42 #I hate Christmas.#I HATE MARIAH CAREY.#AND I HATE YOU. KILL YOURSE

"telegraphing" bro is from the 1800s

You may want to reconsider your future prospects when it comes to remaining alive. Hopefully by your own hand.

#The Grinch #dgrinch42 #And if you are too intellectually challenged to understand what I am saying...#I believe that around these parts this would be rephrased as:#“KILL YOURSE-”

bro what's your problem with elves anyway

Do you expect me to say something like "unresolved childhood trauma"? Please. My problems are my own and the answer to that question is far less interesting than you think it is. I just hate them.

#The Grinch #dgrinch42 #They annoy me.#As I said before. Every single elf around me is either a nuisance or... something else.#And that “something else” will remain unexplained to you people.#You need to try harder than that to get me to say anything that is in any way genuine.

what the fuck are you doing to your employees???????

Well, wouldn't you like to know, weather boy? Regardless, it's nothing that you can prove in a court of law. Maybe you should be asking what my employees are doing to me. ;)

#The Grinch #dgrinch42 #There is no need to get so defensive over my employees.#I can guarantee they can take care of themselves.#And really... Why do you people take everything I say so seriously?#I was merely irritated with Cracklesnap's mannerisms.#It was not a threat.#If it was a threat I would not be telegraphing it so obviously.

I swear to God. If Snap says "yurr" one more time. The next mission reports will be going up rather unsavoury places.

#The Grinch #dgrinch42 #One of the many reasons I have “Elves DNI” on my introduction.#Every single elf around me is either a nuisance or... something else.#And I do not enjoy being surrounded by nuisances.#Much less ones who utilise such obnoxious language.

I tried to log into this account and, for a moment, it simply did not appear in my "blogs" section. I wondered if I had finally been freed from the clutches of this Site from Hell. Alas, it was but a bug. I remain trapped.

#The Grinch #dgrinch42 #Tumblr banning me might actually be more of a reward than a punishment.#As I have been confronted with rather... outlandish characters and opinions on here.#It seems I have no choice but to continue this uphill push.

I wanted to go grocery shopping today. However, as I approached the store, I heard the faint sounds of Christmas music playing from beyond those sliding doors. My body was wracked with such an acute wave of nauseating cheer I nearly vomited on the sidewalk. Disgusting. It isn't even December yet. Stop that.

#The Grinch #dgrinch42 #I hate Christmas.#And I hate Christmas music most of all.#I guess I will be ordering food once again.#I wonder how many explosives it would take to blow up each individual speaker in the store... will do further research.

Do you know how incredibly insensitive it is to have all elves on your DNI??? I really hope this is a joke because elf racism on this site cannot be tolerated

Oh, please, do not misunderstand. I do not have a problem with elves as a race, despite the fact that nearly every single one I have met has managed to get on my nerves. My problem with elves is entirely my own, however, so I shall not be elaborating further.

#The Grinch #dgrinch42 #ask #anon #Is it that bad to lack the desire to see those pointed ears everywhere?#Elves are not an oppressed class either so even if this is interpreted as racism I do not really care.

corgiwhisperer

Complete cultural victory for the Grinch: there were 40 to 50 Grinches in the Kingston Santa Claus Parade, while there were maybe 5 to 10 elves???

#The Grinch #rb #YES. THIS IS HOW IT SHOULD BE.#Elves DNI.

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