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Love is a strong word, darling. I prefer despise. Now that is something I can get behind. There is also something else I want to get behi

#the grinch #dgrinch42 #Try to take a wild guess as to what that something else is.#I can assure you that you will be mistaken.#None of you can comprehend the depths of my brain.

What? Are you running away like a fucking pussy? Too scared to get into a fistfight? The parking lot is empty for a reason, my love~

#The Grinch #dgrinch42 #Don't start fights you cannot finish darling.#You know who you are.#I am going to destroy you.#You stand no chance.#Actually... maybe you are better off running away.#Cowardice has a short half-life regardless.#You'll be back before you know it.#I am going to enjoy this.#:-)

I truly despise Christmas shopping. Not only do I have to pretend to care about people enough to get them what they want, but if you get them the wrong thing, all of a sudden it's obvious I do not care about them. Just be grateful I even got you something at all, darling. I hate having to listen to people and what they like... everyone is so needy. I do not care. Unlike you, I have better things, and people, to be doing.

#The Grinch #dgrinch42 #I hate Christmas.#I despise Christmas shopping.#And I despise all of you.#Christmas just celebrates all of the people I would rather not see exist.#God... the attention on Santa Claus every year... sickening.#If you just want to hear that I dislike you all you need to do is ask.#Yes I am manipulative. But unlike you I do not need to be a little bitch about it.#Now if you will excuse me.#I have some shopping to do.

I have done the research and the math. Will be returning to my local grocery store for some light vandalism. But really, they should be thanking me. I know those employees are just as tired of that damn Christmas music as I am.

#The Grinch #dgrinch42 #I hate Christmas.#And I will be rescuing those poor employees from having to listen to any more of that music.#I'm not doing it for their sake mind you.#But I enjoy pretending I can be a good person that cares about others.#Anyways just a few small-scale explosives on each speaker should do the trick.#I just need a... *sigh*... High-visibility vest.#As unfashionable as it is.#It will at least allow me to pose as somebody who should be up there tampering with those torture machines.

... I don't think I want to ask what your employees do to you dude what the hell was that

Oh I assure you, seeing how much of a freak the general Tumblr population is, you all are at least morbidly curious about what I am referring to. Alas, you will not get any answers. Unless you ask nicely ;)

#The Grinch #dgrinch42 #“Employees” would not be quite accurate either.#It is more like one specific employee.#And they are technically not even my own employee.#But those are all the details you are going to get.#For now.

Who the fuck is Winklebottom and why do they have such a stupid name

Who Winklebottom is is nobody's business but his and my own. However, nobody gets to insult him, especially not for his name, except for me.

35.184.3.217. Watch your back, won't you darling? :)

#The Grinch #dgrinch42 #I love my job and the privileges it affords.#It is especially satisfying when it comes to dealing with internet trolls.#That is.#I of course get special privileges.#Also... Winklebottom call me back.#I am serious.

What are your thoughts on Mariah Carey

I will not dignify this with the response it seeks. Begone.

#The Grinch #dgrinch42 #I hate Christmas.#I HATE MARIAH CAREY.#AND I HATE YOU. KILL YOURSE

"telegraphing" bro is from the 1800s

You may want to reconsider your future prospects when it comes to remaining alive. Hopefully by your own hand.

#The Grinch #dgrinch42 #And if you are too intellectually challenged to understand what I am saying...#I believe that around these parts this would be rephrased as:#“KILL YOURSE-”

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