Me has......ANOTHER AU IDEAAAAAAAAAAA and yes it is old cuz I tend to gatekeep 😔
Tw: torture mention, being burned alive, uhhhh demons and rituals? manipulation, and a spoiled brat that ruined everything, also its VERY low quality compared to my other long rants sorryyyyy
Ok ok ok so let's go back to the medieval era-
Joseph works as an entretainer(?) he's one of the jester's in the group he works alongside on the shows they host around! He's VERY popular amongst the crew not only for his dashing looks but also for bringing smiles specially to the lil ones.
They got so popular that they even showed up to this specific city cuz the king wanted them to host at his daughter's birthday
And so they go! They prepare everything and as the get the props and stuff, Joseph doesn't take notice but the princess has been keeping an eye on him since they introduced themselves to their majesty.
And to say the princess "fell-at-first-sight" can be an understatement. However....this princess....
Is a total spoil rotten bitch....whatever she wants her father will grant her (mind u the king's not even bad he just wants his bby girl to be happy after they lost the queen to illness)
And she, wants that jester BAD.
BUT- what she doesnt know is that our jester boy here, is already spoken for....u see here where sunshine enters! Sunny's actually Jo's fiance!!!! They live with the crew but they just help around rather than participate in the shows. They both love eachother very much and enjoy their quite chaotic but fun lifestyle!
WELP too bad thats not gonna last forever cuz after Joseph gently rejected the princess and her finding out that jo got a fiancé she did the petties thing ever to fuck up a perfect life
She got Joseph's whole crew sentenced to death for being accused of witchcraft. She probably paid heafty to someone to manipulate the situation and trap jo's s/o with dark magic artifacts...basically making it seem that sunny was a witch and the crew was working alongside them
They all got put in jail? Dungeon?(idk the name for that era) and had the worst time in both emotional and physical way but was way worse in Joseph cuz of the princess kept insisting on him and he ketp saying no cuz either way his love and friends were still gonna stay in the cell.
And yeah um...my guy....he had to like....be forced to see everyone he cared about be burned at the stake, while the princess just smiled at Joseph begging and crying to spare his beloved and his friends, to take him instead!
But alas once their screams silenced and their bones became ashes it was his turn...
U know that scene where in El jorobado de Notre Dame where emerald's about to be burned at the stake and Frollo makes her choose between being burned or staying with him? Yeah the princess does that as well
After a good "go fuck yourself" spit at the face style his skin begins to ash away
Yet instead of screaming to stop he screams for vengeance. His rage so strong it intrigues a far watcher with very preddy horns
and goes like "hey bro u wanna be a demon and get revenge on those assholes?" And Joseph at fist refuses but then he goes" I can bring ur babe back" and like-
And then he gets a hot demon form and destroys the whole castle with the princess in it. After his deed is done that's where the trick lands
He can gets his beloved back but he gotta wait for them to like reincarnate and its very unlikely it will be anytime soon 🥀 the big dude tells him he now gotta work for him (adoption in the most outta pocket situation)
After bit of conflict and talk (cuz the demon actually understands Joseph's pain cuz he too lost his dear :( )
So Joseph Jack gets enough power to bring his crew back after few years of gaining power but they also demons now and as the modern era comes they also modernize
But in a heavy rock style kinda way
PART ONE OF THE IDEA DONE U GONNA HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE REST ON NEXT ASK MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA 😈😈😈😈
Also pls remember....water....remember water pls 💧💧💧💧💧💧
And if anything sounds weird its probably cuz corrector screwed me over sorry againnnnn
THE PLOT TWIST—THE TRADGEY! THE SUSPENSE?? AUGH THIS WAS SUCH A GOOD REEEEAAAAADDDDDD!!!!
Joseph being a jester in that era is so on point and now I will be looking through google’s images of jesters this is the curse I’m under but I’m at peace with that! Sucks bro gotta go through the fire and flames quite literally before getting a demonic glowup but it’s okay at least he has cool points—
and…a rock band…I’ve always liked that idea for a modern spin on him and his goodie gang…eheh
I LOVE IT SO MUUUUCH—I feel like a child again when I was watching Johnny Test (yes I am unfortunately a fan of that show) on Netflix and kept clicking the right button desperately trying to hope there was a secret next episode after I hit the last season AND ITS NOT THEREEEEE 😭😭😭😭 YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO MEEEE AAAAA
Your brain, 🫵 those little neurons in there, cannot wait to see what those neural networks zap up next my brotato buddy pal
I shall sit and wait for part two…eheehhehee
And yes, I do have some water this time…after another Baja blast