Incorrect Quotes From Dharmaville

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Juliet: I don’t know how to tell all of you this, so I’m going to whisper it to Charlotte, who will inevitably shout it out in surprise

Juliet: *whispers to Charlotte*

Charlotte: YOU’RE DATING SAWYER?!

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Daniel: I heard you like bad guys.

Charlotte: Not really.

Daniel: Oh thank god.

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Daniel: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them

Miles: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up

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Juliet: I have created a new rule

Juliet: No more stupid plans

Juliet: And before you ask what qualifies as stupid, ask yourself this

Juliet: Who would you go to to get permission?

Juliet: If the answer is Miles, then it’s a stupid plan

Juliet: If the answer is Daniel, then it’s probably okay

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Miles: You are one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos

Daniel: That is the most inspirational thing I’ve ever heard

Charlotte: But what if I die tomorrow and never get to eat any nachos?

Miles: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day

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Miles: I was arrested for being too cool

Charlotte: The charges were dropped for lack of supporting evidence

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Miles: In my defense, I was left unsupervised 

Juliet: Wasn’t Charlotte with you?

Charlotte: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised

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Charlotte: So, what was your childhood like?

Daniel: Oh, you mean my tragic backstory?

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Charlotte: Did you and Sawyer have a fight?

Juliet: Sawyer had a fight. I was just being perfectly reasonable

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Juliet: My criminal record? The only illegal thing I’ve done is absolutely killing it on the dance floor. 

Juliet: Ha, just kidding. I’ve killed a man.

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Miles: Don’t worry, nobody else is going to ask Charlotte out

Daniel: Why?

Miles: Because Charlotte is terrifying. Do not mess with her

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Daniel: We’ll stand together even in life and death.

Charlotte: Probably death.

Miles: Death for sure.

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Miles: Hello, it is I, your favorite person

Sawyer: Actually, Juliet is my favorite person

Miles: Okay then, it is I, that bitch

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Miles: So then I got kicked out of the family business for good because apparently I’m a “liability” and “reckless” and ”Miles”. The last one’s just my name but you should hear their tone

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Charlotte: Does anyone have a bad feeling about this?

Daniel: I do. But that doesn’t say much because I have a bad feeling about everything.

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#5

Sawyer: I made a mistake. Are you going to help me fix it or are you going to continue to berate me?

Juliet: I am perfectly capable of doing both at the same time.

36 notes • Posted 2021-05-11 15:31:10 GMT

#4

Juliet: Fuck capitalism. It’s a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn’t fair. You shouldn’t need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.

Also Juliet, playing Monopoly: Sorry. If you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.

36 notes • Posted 2021-06-08 15:30:38 GMT

#3

Juliet: If anyone hurt you, I’d hunt them down to the ends of the earth so they could face justice

Sawyer: If you asked, I would kill every person in this room without a second thought

Daniel, thoroughly disturbed and a little scared: You guys know normal couples don’t say these things to each other, right?

42 notes • Posted 2021-07-09 15:31:05 GMT

#2

Juliet: *sees stranger doing something stupid*

Juliet: What an idiot. 

Juliet: *realizes it’s Sawyer*

Juliet: Wait, that’s my idiot. 

43 notes • Posted 2021-04-06 15:30:41 GMT

#1

Sawyer: I don’t know how, but you sons of bitches have become my family, so if any of you die, I’m going to be very pissed.

51 notes • Posted 2021-05-13 15:30:54 GMT

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