WELCOME TO DHMIS CAMPUS!
ASKS ARE OPEN WARNING: THERE ARE DHMIS TV SHOW SPOILERS IN THIS ENTIRE BLOG
LESLEY
Welcome to DHMIS Campus! I'm glad to see all these bright young minds ready to learn! I'm principal Lesley! I run the entire campus. Sometimes it's a stressful job, but I still really enjoy it. I suppose I should introduce you to all of our teachers. Let me call them all in real quick.
ROY
First, we have Vice Principal Roy! He doesn't really talk much...in fact, I don't think I've ever heard him speak...but he's still really smart! That's why he's vice president after all!
SKETCH
Hi there! I'm sketch, your art teacher! I really hope that anyone who takes my class tries to be as creative as they can be!
TONY
Hello there! I'm Tony, your history teacher! I can see that a lot of students are here, but I'm sure we'll get to know each other in time. *chuckles*
SHRIGNOLD
Hello, I'm Shrignold. I'm the campus counselor. If you ever need anyone to talk to, I am here for you.
GILBERT
I'm Gilbert! I'm your geography teacher. If you ever need to know the capital of any place, I'm the one to talk to!
COLIN
Hey. I'm Colin. I'm the-hey, don't touch that! I'm the tech teacher. I know everything about software. Hardware, meanwhile...not so much.
MARVIN, SAGE, FRED, AND BILLIE
Hey! I'm Marvin! This is Sage, Fred and Benjamin. We like to call ourselves the food group.
We serve food and teach culinary!
I hope someone is excited about food as us!
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LARRY
zzz-huh? oh, hey. I'm...I'm Larry, I...*yawn*...teach psychology. Deams and...stuff.
HUGO
Hey there! The names Hugo! I teach all about astronomy! I think space is super cool, which is why I decided to go with this subject!
FLINT
I'm Flint! I'm your gym teacher! I'm about to teach you a lot about sports!
MADISON
Uh...hi there. I'm Madison, I...currently don't have a full class here, but I know quite a bit about magnets...I...tend to be nervous at times, but I still do my best...
ROGER
The name's Roger. I hope you're ready to dig into archaeology! And I do mean dig!
TRAVIS
Travis...well...Travis was a really good teacher. He used to teach about traffic laws, but one day, he just...disappeared...nobody knows what happened to him...I'm still wondering where he went...
STEVEN
Hello there. I'm Steven. I am here to teach security. Make sure to lock up your homes! You don't want any strangers invading.
BENJAMIN
I'm Benjamin! I teach about financial issues. Sometimes I teach it with my brother Brendan as well! If you ever need to know how to save up money, I'm your guy!
ANDY AND CLAIRE
Hey there! We're Andy and Claire! We teach metalworking! If you ever want to make bits and parts, come see us! We can teach you how!
DUNCAN
Hey, I'm Duncan. I used to teach metalworking with Andy and Claire but I decided to change to business design.
WILLIAM
Hi there! I'm William the janitor. While I might just be a janitor, I also want to make sure you're all safe. Make sure to not have an accident!
GEORGE LUNCH
Hey there! The name's Mr. Lunch! I'm not really a part of the food group, but I'm still a lunch man! Sometimes I let my brother Felix cook! Want some lasagna?
FELICITY
I'm Felicity! I'm the secretary here! I always much sure to keep a tight schedule here at this campus!
BILL TRACTON
Hi! I'm Bill Tracton! I'm another janitor in this place! I don't have that much upper body strength, so I mostly deal with cleaning out the bins!
ELISE
Hello. I'm Elise, the campus therapist. Are you feeling upset? Then maybe I can help. First, imagine yourself as a cube. Then, imagine a ball comes by. But the ball is actually a cube, and the cube is a marble, but the marble is-
CARE
Or, if that doesn't work, you can talk to my therapy dog, Care. I'm sure that they will make you feel better.
CARSON
Hello. Have you ever wondered about death? er...I know that sounds creepy, I didn't mean it to be. I just meant that if you ever wanted to be a mortician, I can teach you exactly what you need to know.
TIFFANY
Hey. I'm Tiffany. I'm another therapist. I specialize in help with grief after loss. If you need someone to talk to, then come on by.
LILY AND TODNEY
We're Lily and Todney. We teach about biology.
We teach that because we asked Principal Lesley what subject would teach about family and she said "probably biology, though it depends on what type of family you want to teach about."
Anyway, we're really excited to teach here.
WARREN
Hey! I'm Warren! I'm Shrignold's counseling assistant! I'm here to help everyone here learn how to make friends as a member of the "OK, Stop" foundation, even though I'm not exactly a member of that foundation anymore. I still want to make sure everyone can make friends here!
TRENTON CHUCHU
*coughs* Hello. I'm Trenton. I've been teaching auto mechanics for 50 years here, so I may be closer to retirement than I'm hoping for, so I'll try to make the most of this job before I have to take off.
TRACEY
Hi there! The name's Tracey! I'm the newest teacher here. I help Colin teach about tech! While he specializes in software, I specialize in hardware! I'm super excited to teach my first lesson!
ISAAC
I'm Isaac! I help Benjamin teach about finances, but usually only when it's about insurance. I'm a bit rusty on other subjects.
BARTHOLOMEW
I'm Bartholomew. Do you have someone who isn't respecting your boundaries? That's what I'm here for. It might not be a subject so to speak, but I'm still a rather important staff member. Just let me know if someone seems to be disrespecting you.
SUSIE
Hey there! I'm Susie! I teach geology! ...I guess that's all I have to say.
Now, why don't we take attendance?
YELLOW?
here!
RED?
hey
DUCK?
I'm here! *mumbling* They didn't even put the names in alphabetical order...
BLUE?
right here.
GREEN?
I'm here!
ROBIN?
here...
Good, everyone's here for our first day! I'm sure you'll have tons of fun as DHMIS Campus! That's all for today. Tomorrow begins our first day of real classes. Be warned, not all days will be as short as this one was. I really hope that everyone can achieve their dreams! Goodbye, everyone!