Helland

derek helland // 35 // single // straight Mr. Derek Helland, security officer. I have extensive experience both in the military services and providing security for other locations. I promise my life for yours.

[doctorofteddybears-blog]

“It is but it isn’t a quality that’s easy to gain, I probably spent more time learning how to be patient than I did learning how to dissect people’s brains,”

[dhsecurity-blog]

“That’s fascinating, honestly. Was this always what you wanted to do? If that’s not too personal a question.”

[brookeshiresisdirty]

“What did you assume about me?”

[dhsecurity-blog]

“I feel like that’s sort of a loaded question, don’t you?”

[doctorofteddybears-blog]

“It’s ok, it’s easy to lose your patience in a place like this, especially when you‘re been confronted with something repeatedly, it’s just important to try really hard to stay patient,”

[dhsecurity-blog]

“You’re totally right. I can’t argue with that. And that’s why you’re the man in the chair and I’m the one at the door. Patience really must be key, huh?”

[valing]

“Is there a problem, here?”

[dhsecurity-blog]

“It’s just been a day of getting used to things. Nothing big, though, no. Are you alright, do you need anything?”

[brookeshiresisdirty]

“You may find this shocking, but I’m actually housekeeping. So, unless you would like to grab that garbage bag and take it out for me…”

[dhsecurity-blog]

“I’m sorry... You’re not wrong, I definitely didn’t expect that. But I don’t just assume that everyone is a patient, so don’t get that in your head.”

[doctorofteddybears-blog]

“I was going to ask for a pen… and I don’t smoke, just for future reference,”

[dhsecurity-blog]

“I’m sorry... I’m trying to get used to this, but I’ve gotten that question every ten minutes since I walked in the door.”

[dhsecurity-blog]

“No. I’m sorry, I won’t let you behind the desk, and no, if you’re about to ask, I don’t have any cigarettes. Is there anything you need that I can do for you?”

[dhsecurity-blog]

“What made you apply for Berkshire Mental Institution?”

I wanted to be able to do well for people. But I wasn’t prepared to go back into the service, and I imagined that working here would be more morally rewarding.

“Is this your first time working in your field? If not, what experience did you have before this?”

No, I’ve worked security for a number of locations. Museums being the quietest, working as a personal bodyguard being the most taxing.

“What kind of disorder might effect you the most while working here? Why?”

I suppose I’m most worried about patients who are more a danger to themselves. I’m used to protecting people from others. Not themselves.

“When is your birthday?”

August the nineteenth.