Dear

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[dia-santa]

!CENTRALIAN!

NAME: DEAR SANTA

AGE: 10 years old

DOB: September 17th (17/09)

BLOOD TYPE: AB+

WEIGHT: 60 lbs

HEIGHT: 130cm (4ft and 3 inches)

OCCUPATION: CLEANER (Team Child)

Giver? (Tick yes or no): ✓ Yes ◯ No

Jinki (if Giver): "CENTRALIAN"

Drain: The more Dear attacks something, the more it drains strength from it, allowing Dear to destroy it.

HIRED

- Arkha Corvus

OOC. || TAGS || CHARACTER || AU LORE

[dia-santa]

Dear

Would you like to attend my engagement party?

( @averagehighness )

Last time u kicked m out

[averagehighness]

That was wrong of me. I am sorry.

If you do not wish to attend because of that,i understand.

[dia-santa]

K. U need 2 ask dad tho 2.

Also is the other guy gonna be there

And who r u getting engaged 2?

[dia-santa]

Dear

Would you like to attend my engagement party?

( @averagehighness )

Last time u kicked m out

[dia-santa]

Do I have your permission to marry your dad??💍

Fuh no.

@bro-santa-officialxx

[dia-santa]

Ughh, diaaa I might have eaten too many insence thingy's

@da-real-kaiju

Uh oh… do we tell Bro? :( I feel like he’s gonna be mad. Maybe we should get Eishia even tho she’s on holiday

[da-real-kaiju]

-hiccup-

Noo kit already told on me I don't wanna get in more trouble

[dia-santa]

Maybe we should get Eishia then. Idk who else has medicine and stuff but ppl might be mad…

[da-real-kaiju]

People? I already know 3- no, 4 people who would be mad at me right nowww

[dia-santa]

Uhhh Bro, Kit, Boss, Maybe Zanka? Idk. What do we do :(

[da-real-kaiju]

Kit and bro are about the only right ones...

What about reze? She'd know what to do, hopefully..

[dia-santa]

Uhhh maybe. Remind me who that is again? I’m not good with names

[dia-santa]

Ughh, diaaa I might have eaten too many insence thingy's

@da-real-kaiju

Uh oh… do we tell Bro? :( I feel like he’s gonna be mad. Maybe we should get Eishia even tho she’s on holiday

[da-real-kaiju]

-hiccup-

Noo kit already told on me I don't wanna get in more trouble

[dia-santa]

Maybe we should get Eishia then. Idk who else has medicine and stuff but ppl might be mad…

[da-real-kaiju]

People? I already know 3- no, 4 people who would be mad at me right nowww

[dia-santa]

Uhhh Bro, Kit, Boss, Maybe Zanka? Idk. What do we do :(

[dia-santa]

Ughh, diaaa I might have eaten too many insence thingy's

@da-real-kaiju

Uh oh… do we tell Bro? :( I feel like he’s gonna be mad. Maybe we should get Eishia even tho she’s on holiday

[da-real-kaiju]

-hiccup-

Noo kit already told on me I don't wanna get in more trouble

[dia-santa]

Maybe we should get Eishia then. Idk who else has medicine and stuff but ppl might be mad…

[dia-santa]

Ughh, diaaa I might have eaten too many insence thingy's

@da-real-kaiju

Uh oh… do we tell Bro? :( I feel like he’s gonna be mad. Maybe we should get Eishia even tho she’s on holiday

[averagehighness]

Zanka I made a mistake

— D

....right.

What happened

[dia-santa]

My pet fish is famous.

[vital-hammer]

What comes after 85?

|| @dia-santa ||

"86. What, can't you count?"

[dia-santa]

Can’t you get a job? Can’t you get a Jinki by yourself? Can’t you impress Zanks’s parents? Can’t you get actual friends? Can’t you be cool? Can’t you have aura? Can’t you 1v1 me in minecraft? Can’t you go on a solo mission? Can’t you cause an earthquake with your Jinki?

Ground forbid I just ask for help with my math 😒

[vital-hammer]

"Good lord, kid. You hit all the sore spots, goddamn"

"Fine, if you have more homework questions I'll help."

[dia-santa]

I’m good at that. That’s why I’m the best Cleaner ever

If Rudo has 23 sweets and Riyo asks for 2, how many sweets does Rudo have?

I said 23 cuz he doesn’t share but apparently it’s wrong

[vital-hammer]

"The answer is 21 because Bro scolds Rudo for hogging all the sweets"

[dia-santa]

Like how you get scolded for having beef with a kid?

[averagehighness]

What’s 8 times 3?

24 Dear

[dia-santa]

Thx I got 45

[averagehighness]

You need help with math?

[dia-santa]

Ya. Follo’s not very good at it

If There are 12 trash beasts and Riyo kills 7, how many will Enjin kill? I said 0 cause he’s a fraud

[averagehighness]

Why won't we go simpler...

Jus' 12 minus 7

[dia-santa]

5. Without context it’s 5 but with context it’s 0

[averagehighness]

What’s 8 times 3?

24 Dear

[dia-santa]

Thx I got 45

[averagehighness]

You need help with math?

[dia-santa]

Ya. Follo’s not very good at it

If There are 12 trash beasts and Riyo kills 7, how many will Enjin kill? I said 0 cause he’s a fraud

[averagehighness]

What’s 8 times 3?

24 Dear

[dia-santa]

Thx I got 45

[vital-hammer]

What comes after 85?

|| @dia-santa ||

"86. What, can't you count?"

[dia-santa]

Can’t you get a job? Can’t you get a Jinki by yourself? Can’t you impress Zanks’s parents? Can’t you get actual friends? Can’t you be cool? Can’t you have aura? Can’t you 1v1 me in minecraft? Can’t you go on a solo mission? Can’t you cause an earthquake with your Jinki?

Ground forbid I just ask for help with my math 😒

[vital-hammer]

"Good lord, kid. You hit all the sore spots, goddamn"

"Fine, if you have more homework questions I'll help."

[dia-santa]

I’m good at that. That’s why I’m the best Cleaner ever

If Rudo has 23 sweets and Riyo asks for 2, how many sweets does Rudo have?

I said 23 cuz he doesn’t share but apparently it’s wrong

[vital-hammer]

What comes after 85?

|| @dia-santa ||

"86. What, can't you count?"

[dia-santa]

Can’t you get a job? Can’t you get a Jinki by yourself? Can’t you impress Zanks’s parents? Can’t you get actual friends? Can’t you be cool? Can’t you have aura? Can’t you 1v1 me in minecraft? Can’t you go on a solo mission? Can’t you cause an earthquake with your Jinki?

Ground forbid I just ask for help with my math 😒

[averagehighness]

Play?

|| HG! @dia-santa ||

Alright alright...

Wait. Shouldn't ya be trainin'.

[dia-santa]

Prolly. Ppl don’t like training with Centralian tho.

[averagehighness]

Ah.

Well I can train with ya if y'want.

[dia-santa]

Play with Centralian or no Centralian? She’s the binky btw.

I like having Centralian but then I kinda break stuff and then Ms Koi gets angry at me and I get in trouble so it’s not as fun.

[averagehighness]

You can use Centralian.

[dia-santa]

And you promise you won’t get angry at me for causing earthquakes or breaking a wall.

[averagehighness]

'M pretty sure I can keep ya from doin' that.

[dia-santa]

K. Come play come play come play come play come play

[averagehighness]

Jeez kid alright.

Let's go to the training grounds.

[dia-santa]

[Dear all but walks to the training grounds, running back and forth multiple times and swerving around people who were in his way. He did occasionally run back to Zanka, but he never stayed by his side for long before running off in front again and again.]

[averagehighness]

[Zanka sighed as he walked calmly,suppressing every urge to tell the kid off. But he wasn't in any position to educate,so he simply walked.]

[dia-santa]

[Dear only stopped once they got to the training grounds, making a sudden stop before turning to Zanka fully with the intent to play. Play rough, at least. That’s basically the only way Dia played games.]

[averagehighness]

Alright kid.

[He unclasps Assistaff from his back and activates it with a spin,flashing blue across the training grounds.]

[dia-santa]

[Dia tilts his head at the stick but quickly realises what’s up when said stick starts glowing blue. Dear may not know exactly what Jinki’s were or did, but he recognised this was the same sort of thing Centralian did.]

{You. Have. Magic?}

[averagehighness]

[Zanka raised an eyebrow.]

Magic? I guess that's one way to say it.

[dia-santa]

[Dia bounces up and down excitedly, slowly creating more of a quake in the ground the more he continued.]

{You. Magic. What? C-E-N-T-R-A-L-I-A-N?}

[averagehighness]

[Both his eyebrows went up as he watched Dear jump.]

Ah. I see.

Well,guess 'm magic then. This is Lovely Assistaff.

[dia-santa]

[Dia hummed as he tried to find how to sign that. It wasn’t like Centralian’s name was easier either.]

{A-S-S-I-S-T-A-F-F?}

[He tried to copy out.]

[averagehighness]

Hnmmm. How about you try. Aibō.

[dia-santa]

[Dia fingerspells the name given, stopped bouncing for a moment to carefully enunciate each of the letters.]

[averagehighness]

Play?

|| HG! @dia-santa ||

Alright alright...

Wait. Shouldn't ya be trainin'.

[dia-santa]

Prolly. Ppl don’t like training with Centralian tho.

[averagehighness]

Ah.

Well I can train with ya if y'want.

[dia-santa]

Play with Centralian or no Centralian? She’s the binky btw.

I like having Centralian but then I kinda break stuff and then Ms Koi gets angry at me and I get in trouble so it’s not as fun.

[averagehighness]

You can use Centralian.

[dia-santa]

And you promise you won’t get angry at me for causing earthquakes or breaking a wall.

[averagehighness]

'M pretty sure I can keep ya from doin' that.

[dia-santa]

K. Come play come play come play come play come play

[averagehighness]

Jeez kid alright.

Let's go to the training grounds.

[dia-santa]

[Dear all but walks to the training grounds, running back and forth multiple times and swerving around people who were in his way. He did occasionally run back to Zanka, but he never stayed by his side for long before running off in front again and again.]

[averagehighness]

[Zanka sighed as he walked calmly,suppressing every urge to tell the kid off. But he wasn't in any position to educate,so he simply walked.]

[dia-santa]

[Dear only stopped once they got to the training grounds, making a sudden stop before turning to Zanka fully with the intent to play. Play rough, at least. That’s basically the only way Dia played games.]

[averagehighness]

Alright kid.

[He unclasps Assistaff from his back and activates it with a spin,flashing blue across the training grounds.]

[dia-santa]

[Dia tilts his head at the stick but quickly realises what’s up when said stick starts glowing blue. Dear may not know exactly what Jinki’s were or did, but he recognised this was the same sort of thing Centralian did.]

{You. Have. Magic?}

[averagehighness]

[Zanka raised an eyebrow.]

Magic? I guess that's one way to say it.

[dia-santa]

[Dia bounces up and down excitedly, slowly creating more of a quake in the ground the more he continued.]

{You. Magic. What? C-E-N-T-R-A-L-I-A-N?}

[averagehighness]

[Both his eyebrows went up as he watched Dear jump.]

Ah. I see.

Well,guess 'm magic then. This is Lovely Assistaff.

[dia-santa]

[Dia hummed as he tried to find how to sign that. It wasn’t like Centralian’s name was easier either.]

{A-S-S-I-S-T-A-F-F?}

[He tried to copy out.]