Men are so stupid, truly. Dumb.

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Jules of Nature

shark vs the universe
i don't do bad sauce passes
wallacepolsom
almost home
YOU ARE THE REASON
todays bird

pixel skylines
Monterey Bay Aquarium
noise dept.

if i look back, i am lost

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@diaamb
Men are so stupid, truly. Dumb.
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Are you jerking off to me again? 😂🤭
Pretty pretty Princess takes all of your money and locks you in a chastity cage 💸💗✨
Your dick pressed against that tight chastity cage, that burning desire to please Me.
You’ll only be satisfied by sending.
"Oh? You're a big boi? Is that it? Oh, well that's interesting. Let's have a looksie underneath your pretty, pink frilly dress so we can confirm that, shall we?"
*tap tap*
"Come here, sit on Mommy's lap!
Hmm...I wonder what we'll find! Is it a big, veiny triumphant dick the likes of which no woman has ever seen? Is that it? Are you going to have a big, fat cock bulging beneath some boxers??
Oh no...what is this? Is this a pair of pampers? With little princesses on them?? Oh surely this can't be right. No big boi would be caught dead wearing diapers! But maybe we should take a peek inside the diaper, maybe that's where the big dick is hiding...
Hmm...I can't really see anythin--ohp! There it is! D'awww wook at the wittle nubby! So teeny and tiny I could hardly even find it! And look! It's crying little loser tears! Why is it leaking? Is it because you're all horned up from prancing around in pampers? Or is it because you wet yourself?
*crinkles*
Oooh that's a very wet diaper isn't it? And what is that I smell coming from behind?
So let's recap: you don't wear boxers, you don't have a big dick, and you've pissed and pooped your pampers that have princesses all over them. So please, tell me again what exactly makes you a big boi??"
Still one of my favs
Holding his phone hostage 😜✨🔒
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