Dialectic Zander

This is my conversational account. Main account: @grimdarkandhandsome.

[dialecticzander]

Harry Potter (2026) rumors i made up:

Hermione, Ron, & Snape will each have their own scenes without Harry

Moaning Myrtle will be shipped with Peeves in season 1

Multiple The Cure montages

Harry will have a catchphrase: 'I don't know about that'

Professor Sprout mentioned to be gay

Ron will be more misanthropic & kindof mean, then chill out in episode 4 (Halloween)

The Basilisk will tell Riddle ancient secrets, like in Methods of Rationality

The 2 missing Gryffindor 1st years will have lines

Hermione's Muggle sister will be onscreen at Platform 9 & 3/4.

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scotty doesn't know he's beautiful

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There is apparently a hubbub today about reblog notes being counted differently. I don't really understand what the difference is; it sounds very minor.

[dialecticzander]

A Game of Sleighs

A Christmas of Kings

A Storm of Santas

A Feast for Christmas

A Dance with Dreidels

The Wishlists of Winter

A Dream of Sugarplums

A Song of Winter Warmth

[dialecticzander]

Chronic pain is slowing me down today, so instead i'm doing off-brand book titles:

Outrageously Zappy

Half a Dozen Defeats

I Will Fight You

Virgin Galaxies

[dialecticzander]

Rumor: In the new Halo 1 remake, Captain Keyes will be just one of many characters to call you 'son'.

[dialecticzander]

To act for the first time

"It is not sufficient for me to simply receive the message of this universe," said the Prince. "I must act."

Few sights can astonish me, Reader, I who have tasted so many of life's rare fruits. But, as when Pliny saw Mount Vesuvius blast death across Pompeii's sky, so too my footing trembled as J.E.D.D. Mason held my gaze and raised one eyebrow.

[camgoloud]

mycroft canner did what exactly

[camgoloud]

it’s just that usually in these situations (sympathetic protagonist with a Dark Regrettable Past he cagily and guiltily alludes to) you’re dealing with somebody who did like. a crime of passion or a revenge killing or some reckless shenanigans that led to an unintentional death or something. not. um. This

[camgoloud]

the entire saneer-weeksbooth bash’ does what exactly

[dialecticzander]

Trivia - In Halo: Contact Harvest, when Sergeant Johnson sees Unggoy & Sangheili for the 1st time, he coins the species nicknames that would become universal in the UNSC: Gretchens & Reginas.

[kingjamesprogramming]

When the simulator reaches the breakpoint it should print the name of the LORD

[kingjamesprogramming]

then shall they call upon me, but I will not cause any information to be accumulated on the stack.

[kingjamesprogramming]

We are now eight time units from the beginning of wisdom

[kingjamesprogramming]

evaluating the operator might modify env, which will be the hope of unjust men

[literallymechanical]

It’s Survivability Onion Sunday

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[etiragram]

ate solid food & went on a walk and i'm normal now

[transgenderer]

the air traffic controllers union could destroy any politician if they had the discipline. if plane crashes suddenly became more common, and stayed more common, after someone was elected, the american public would get spooked and freak out

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@spacific-sunrise said: they didn't destroy Reagan when they tried ...

@wildgifthorses said:

^ yeah I think this specific theory has definitely been falsified lol

no no i dont mean a strike. i mean they all keep going to work, but secretly, they stop doing their jobs well. so planes are just like, crashing left and right. not TOO often. maybe once every weeks, even monthly, passenger plane, 60 or so people, crashes. first couple months it just seems like a weird coincidence, after a while its terrifying

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@torschlusspanikattack said:

wouldn’t the investigations catch them rather quickly

the AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLERS are the ones DOING THE INVESTIGATING. they insist it is a freak accident

[torschlusspanikattack]

wait, is that true? air traffic controllers are the ones who investigate plane crashes? that’s crazy if true— isn’t there some whole thing for that, i feel like plane crash investigations are the thing where ‘the authorities’ most exist

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actually idk. im high

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@wildgifthorses said:

Call me out of touch but I think that negligently allowing a deadly plane crash to occur would be a grave crime which it would be appropriate to prosecute pretty aggressively.

thats the trick man they dont SAY theyre doing this they just start doing it. its like the bene genesserit

[phaeton-flier]

So they (the police) do in fact look fairly closely when this happens

[adjoint-law]

yeah but the gene benesserit are too good at air traffic control so they don't get caught

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