DialHazard @dialhazard - Tumblr Blog

Hi, thanks for looking at my page! I like to play video games and do art about them sometimes.

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Boosty

#dial speaks

innerchildabortionclinic

PARENT: I got "rubber duck" for my child's "bath" and she loves it.

AUTISM RESPONSE: Rubber ducks and other rubber bath toys can accumulate mold on the inside because of small holes underneath where moisture becomes trapped. The mold often goes unnoticed because it's not visible from the outside.

CORRECT RESPONSE(?): That's nice, I am unaware of how mold could impact this situation.

innerchildabortionclinic

Customer: Forgot to put my orange juice on the conveyer belt.

PENDING RESPONSE: That particular brand is currently being sued for sanitation issues in its factory the next town over

IMPORTANT NOTIFICATION⚠️: A grocery store cashier is supposed to successfully sell items to "customer"

depsidase

fatherkrasmazov

#looks like either a volition or an empathy check

mr-mistyeyed

would u still love me if i were stuck in a cycle i've never been able to break

ryebreadgf

snoozedraws

someday i will be so good at drawing fish

drhorsekiller

enki2

pret-boy

"I wish we met sooner" is such a gentle sentiment. I love you so much I not only want you in my future, but in my past too. I want to have known you when we were small stupid kids, have held hands together as we played outside. I want to have stressed out over exams together, nudging a mug of still steaming hot chocolate against your elbow to get you to focus. I want to have told you I love you before I did anyone else. I want to have held you in my arms when all those sad memories you describe to me were still fresh wounds. I want my past to have been full of you, and full of meaningful memories with you. I want my past lives to have been spent with you, whether as two lovers, or two housecats cuddling by the fireplace on a snowy day, or two flowers that just happened to bloom on the same day, next to each other. I want to have consumed your existence and intertwined it with my own since my birth, never to be separated from you for a moment. I want to have loved you throughout it all, for all time.

edgebug

"wholesome" and "pure" are not antonyms of "sexual" btw

edgebug

some of the most unwholesome twisted shit you can imagine happens in fully platonic situations

edgebug

it's almost like we shouldn't assign morality to sexual activity or lack thereof

3000s

sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem

3000s

and sometimes you're not welcome

weavemama

daily reminder that there is absolutely nothing normal about being expected to waste a majority of your life at a corporation to survive instead of indulging in better life experiences ✨

ralfmaximus

In the 1960s it was a common speculation that by 1980 the typical work week would consist of 4 days. And by the year 2000 we’d be working no more than 3 days a week.

Because of computerization, automation, and better efficiencies in workflow.

Guess what happened instead?