Only suckers set their sails.

Icon credit goes to antemrd. This is an independent, pre-SBURB RP blog for Dirk Strider. NSFW.

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Info-sculpture (2009) by Aristarkh Chernyshev.

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Dersite and Prospitian immigrants. Seaworld’s a great tourist attraction, what can I say.

Haven’t played yet. I’m talking about my original self, not the one in the bitchin’ PJs.

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seaworld why the hell do you live in sea world and i dont 

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I'd be glad to trade. Not really diggin' the sharks.

[bitchynfishy-deactivated2012101]

wait the black and white things in the game you mean

why the glub would you be with them have you played the game? 

sounds badass is what it sounds like 

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Dersite and Prospitian immigrants. Seaworld's a great tourist attraction, what can I say.

Haven't played yet. I'm talking about my original self, not the one in the bitchin' PJs.

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Right now? These are my people. And I’m taking full advantage of their reluctant hospitality.

What can I call you, other than fishface?

[bitchynfishy-deactivated2012101]

so not all of the humans are pink and fleshy 

because then i want those kind of humans not the ones we have here theyre dumb

call me meenah 

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Nah, they're not humans. Carapacians. Exoskeletons and such.

Sounds Arabic.

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Throw me a bone or a fucking hex code.

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would you look at that, i have neither of those things! :O

pretty close to bright and early, by the way.

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Gotcha.

Does it look half decent or horrendous?

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That ain’t me. I’ve been smack dab in the middle of a latex fetishist’s dream for days. Everyone’s so black and shiny.

It’s Dirk.

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what the glub would you be doin that for? 

cool name better than some of the names ive heard 

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Right now? These are my people. And I'm taking full advantage of their reluctant hospitality.

What can I call you, other than fishface?

[slimeandhammers-deactivated2012]

bright piss yellow.

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Like first thing in the morning, or it’s stinking hot out and I’m double-fisting water jugs like a fucking boss?

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i’ll get back to you on that once i compare my nails to my pee.

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Throw me a bone or a fucking hex code.

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Is that so.

The guy might get better with age. I’ve seen some of the bullshit my bro used to do.

What color?

[slimeandhammers-deactivated2012]

bright piss yellow.

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Like first thing in the morning, or it's stinking hot out and I'm double-fisting water jugs like a fucking boss?

[bitchynfishy-deactivated2012101]

so whats your name huh

you look like one of the pale dorks that just came through here 

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That ain't me. I've been smack dab in the middle of a latex fetishist's dream for days. Everyone's so black and shiny.

It's Dirk.

[slimeandhammers-deactivated2012]

well, my day was probably significantly more boring than yours. no, not probably, definitely. the most interesting thing that happened was getting my nails painted in my sleep and coming to the conclusion that dave strider is a horse’s ass with no taste in pranks.

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Is that so.

The guy might get better with age. I've seen some of the bullshit my bro used to do.

What color?

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And suddenly.

My mood just tanked.

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ok that was good im liking you already 

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Good.

That's exactly where I want to be.

In your good graces.

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I’m all good.

Rockin’ the whole Bedouin look. Like some mage ready to hop a camel and dominate everyone in the Ocean of Fire. Tall, dark, and mysterious.

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those carapacians will never know what hit them.

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Nope. Not a snowball's chance.

What've you been doing.

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(via Red Dead Redemption. by ~ScorpionBlaze on deviantART)

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bitchynfishy started following you

And suddenly.

My mood just tanked.

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Yeah. Like turn of the 21st century old. There aren’t parts for it anywhere, so I have to put my improv skills through their paces.

Let’s go with ‘interesting’. A lot to do, sure. But keeping a low profile’s stressful as fuck.

The Carapacians don’t take too kindly to humans. Or, rather, I’m almost certain they wouldn’t. Squishy tourists aren’t really a thing.

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that sounds really cool and also really dangerous at the same time.

so i guess. be careful, then.

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I'm all good.

Rockin' the whole Bedouin look. Like some mage ready to hop a camel and dominate everyone in the Ocean of Fire. Tall, dark, and mysterious.

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Nah, I’m still there. Got a job trying to beat life into an old school computer, and it’s taking longer than planned. Wanted to be back by today, though.

I’m asking because I’m hitting the market tomorrow morning and I saw some. Fresh fruit’s a rarity.

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that sounds. complicated. is traveling fun at least? i don’t get to go far away a whole lot, let alone out to sea or anything.

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Yeah. Like turn of the 21st century old. There aren't parts for it anywhere, so I have to put my improv skills through their paces.

Let's go with 'interesting'. A lot to do, sure. But keeping a low profile's stressful as fuck.

The Carapacians don't take too kindly to humans. Or, rather, I'm almost certain they wouldn't. Squishy tourists aren't really a thing.

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slimeandhammers:

dialogicstrife asked:

See you're online. Question. How long do apples keep for?

i am indeed.

being that i’ve never waited for an apple to go bad, this is sort of a shot in the dark, but about three or four weeks, if you keep it cold.

back from your trip, i’m guessing?

Nah, I'm still there. Got a job trying to beat life into an old school computer, and it's taking longer than planned. Wanted to be back by today, though.

I'm asking because I'm hitting the market tomorrow morning and I saw some. Fresh fruit's a rarity.