Diabolik Lovers as Vines
Shu: *playing piano* Go suck a dick suck a dick suck a motherfucking dick-
Reiji: So I’m starting a kickstarter to put my brother down
Ayato: Whaddup I’m Jared, I’m 19, and I never fuckin learned how to read
Laito: So no head?
Kanato: Look at it. It’s frickin bats. I love Halloween.
Subaru: Dont fUck with me I have the power of God and anime on my side AAAHHHHH
Ruki: Is there anything better than pussy? Yes, a really good book.
Kou: When there’s too much drama at school all you gotta do is walk awAAwaYaAAyy
Yuma: What the FUCK is up Kyle?
Azusa: Wanna buy some blades? Blades are for skating, you dingus.
*Bonus* Shin: On all levels except physical, I am a wolf. bOrk


















