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A/N: So someone requested a Shu scenario about his s/o comforting him after a nightmare, and this started out as a short drabble that just got longer and longer until it turned into this, so. . . Here we go! I really do love this boy~ Warnings: some descriptions of gore, panic attacks, PTSD

Shu groaned as his eyes slowly drifted open, the blurry but familiar image of the manor’s ceiling coming into his view. As he groggily moved to rub the sleep out of his eyes, he realized that he had fallen asleep in his school uniform on the couch. Four years ago this wouldn’t have been an especially strange scenario for the vampire, but now he couldn’t remember the last time he hadn’t fallen asleep in bed with his arms wrapped around you.

He chuckled a bit to himself. Who would have thought he would come to be so attached to a mere human? His past self would have mocked him, but it was true. Somehow you had managed to take a step into his world when no one else would, or rather, when he wouldn’t let anyone else do so.

If there was one thing Shu Sakamaki knew himself to be good at it was keeping people at a distance. Over the centuries it just came naturally to him. It wasn’t as if he had no people skills, he simply preferred not to use them. No one was worth the time or energy, and at first he wrote you off into that same category.

Oh, how you proved him wrong.

Somehow, you were just as stubborn as you were compassionate- Impossibly patient, and with a level of empathy he could never achieve or understand. You could have run away at any time, it wasn’t like he was trying to stop you back then. But you didn’t. You stayed; for some unfathomable reason you chose to be by his side.

Eventually it was more than just your blood that he craved. It was your laughter, your presence, your smile- the very essence of your being. It felt like you were a drug that allowed him to feel for the first time in a long while.

Shu resisted the urge to roll his eyes at his own thoughts. Since when had he gotten so damn sentimental? You must be rubbing off on him. . .

He was snapped out of his thoughts as a familiar scent wafted through the air. He turned to face who he knew was the source and sure enough, there you were, standing in the doorway with a fresh cup of tea and that unwavering smile on your face.

“Ah, he lives,” you grinned, shifting your weight from the doorframe as you stepped into the living room.

“Been a while since you’ve slept on the couch,” you said, arching a brow, “Did I get mad at you for something? I can’t remember.”

“Hilarious,” Shu deadpanned, although you caught the telltale trace of a smirk on his lips, “If I did, I certainly wouldn’t remind you.”

He propped himself up, moving into a sitting position on the couch. As he turned back to you he noticed you staring at him.

“What?” He asked.

“This is good,” you said, almost to yourself.

“What are you on about?” He chuckled, shaking his head at your antics.

“This,” you said, gesturing around you with your hands. When the level of confusion on Shu’s face remained the same you stifled a laugh.

“Us,” you elaborated, smiling down at him.

For a while Shu didn’t know how to respond to that. The love between you two was mostly unspoken but not unfelt. It simply wasn’t the way either of you typically showed your affection. Such a bold statement from you about your relationship caught him off guard, even after all these years.

You stalled for a moment, staring absentmindedly at the living room wall, your back facing your lover.

“But I have to wonder,” you pondered aloud, “Will it always be like this?”

The clank of porcelain rang out in the room as you placed your tea cup onto the mantle.

“What do you mean?” Shu asked, his tone still light but with a slight edge of caution.

You turned over your shoulder and smiled at him reassuringly, crossing the room in a few confident strides.

“You’ve always been there for me, Shu,” you said, a hand coming up to caress his cheek, “Even if you didn’t know it, you’ve always been there.”

Shu stiffened a bit under your touch. Somehow it felt foreign. You were abnormally cold. . .

Suddenly, your hands jot out, grabbing his wrists on either side of his body in a vice grip. His eyes widened as he struggled against your grasp, impossibly steadfast as that reassuring smile turned sinister on your features.

“But what if you weren’t?” You asked innocently, cocking your head to the side as your grip tightened painfully, your nails digging into the flesh of his wrists leaving weeping, red crescents in their wake.

“What if this manor were to burst into flames?” You wondered aloud. As if your words were coming alive the smell of smoke began to fill the room, and it suddenly occurred to him that you had lit the fireplace behind you.

Every instinct in Shu’s mind told him to move, to run, but it was as if he wasn’t in control of his own limbs. It felt as though every nerve in his body was screaming as a flicker of vermillion spilled out onto the carpet.

“You want to run, don’t you?” You grinned, your tone of voice sickeningly sweet and unfit for the words leaving your lips, “So what if you did? Don’t you want to know what would happen?”

Shu grit his teeth so hard he thought they would shatter as the flames wove through the carpet towards you. You smiled at him, not letting up on your grasp for a second as you leaned down to speak into his ear.

“You’d only make it to the edge of the courtyard before your guilt caught up with you,” you whispered. Chills racked Shu’s spine as you continued. “Then you’d go into shock- frozen, like a useless little rag doll, and you’d be forced to watch me burn. You’d be safe, though. Far enough to not be hurt yourself, but close enough to watch my skin bubble like the water in a squealing tea kettle. To see my hair turn to white hot ash and my eyes liquify and ooze out of their sockets.”

His eyes widened in horror as the flames reached the edge of your nightgown, creeping up your legs until they reached your torso. You only smiled down at him, the flames traveling down the sleeves of your dress towards him. Shu’s hands went numb from your grip as he watched, unable to do anything. He felt like he was suffocating, and any words he tried to choke out died in his throat.

The next time he blinked, you were suddenly off of him, standing in the middle of the living room that was now entirely engulfed in flames, and just like that, your chilling, unfazed expression shifted to fear and panic.

”Shu?” Your eyes widened as you looked down at your flame covered dress, “What is this? What’s happening?!”

Your hands shook as you tired and failed to put the fire out, looking for something, anything to help you until your eyes landed on Shu, and for the first time in centuries he felt pure, unadulterated terror.

He opened his mouth to scream but no sound came out. As he looked down he found a pitch black hand covering his mouth. It was burnt to a crisp, some of the dying embers still ignited in its charcoal fingers. Another pair of burned hands reached out and grabbed hold of his feet, keeping him in place.

“Shu, please!” You pleaded, tears streaming down your face as the fire singed your skin, “It hurts, make it stop, please!”

He desperately struggled against the hands but every movement he made only caused more to appear, grabbing onto his limbs, his clothes, his hair- hundreds of tiny, burning hands holding him back against the couch, forcing him to watch you suffer.

You collapsed on the floor with a choked sob. Your voice was raw from screaming as your face became contorted in pain. In a last feeble attempt to call for help you reached out to him, your skin practically melting off your body.

Shu managed to break one of his arms free from the grasp of the charred hands that covered the rest of his body, trying desperately to reach you. The smell of burning flesh assaulted his senses and he fought the urge to retch as he watched his own outstretched hand turn to cinders in front of him.

“Shu!”

He flinched as another one of your anguished screams ripped through the air.

No, no, no, no, no, no-

“Stop,” he choked out, his voice breaking as he pleaded with whatever force of Hell was causing this.

“Shu!”

“Stop, STOP!”

“Shu!”

The vampire jolted straight out of bed with a strangled cry, gasping for breath. His eyes were blown wide with mania as they darted around the room, first to the unlit fireplace and then immediately to you.

“Shu?” You asked groggily, moving to turn the lights on, “What is it?”

You hadn’t seen him like this in a long time. His nightmares used to be relentless, an every night occurrence. But in the past few years you’d been with him they’d become less and less frequent until he slept peacefully through the night. But this seemed much worse than what you’d seen before.

It pained you to see him like this. You knew how vivid his nightmares could be- they were no ordinary dreams.

“Shu-“

You gasped as he suddenly gripped your wrist, staring intensely into your eyes as if he was searching for something but didn’t know what. You ignored the pain as his hold on you tightened.

You knew what his dream must have been about.

You steadied your free hand as much as you could, moving your body so you were facing your lover. You carefully wove your hand into his soft blonde locks, pulling him into a hug. You could feel the rapid beating of his heart; how each breath caught in his throat just before he held it, trying to get it under control before gasping in another intake of air.

“I’m here,” you said softly, your heart clenching as Shu let out a shudder of a breath.

You stayed that way until you felt his breathing even out and you pulled away to look into his azure eyes.

“I’m always going to be right here, Shu,” you said, meaning every word.

“No, you won’t,” he said, his voice coarse.

Your eyes widened slightly in the dimly lit room, taken aback.

“Yes, I will-“

“Then you shouldn’t,” he said coldly.

The look on his face startled you. For just a moment you caught a glimpse of the steely, indifferent exterior you’d broken down over the years, and it scared you that it was still there- still a part of him, albeit a learned one.

“Have you forgotten you’re just a human?” He scoffed, “the only thing humans can be relied upon to do is die- It’s the only certain thing.”

His words were harsh, but his touch changed from the desperate, steel grip he’d used on you only moments ago. He held you as if you were made of glass, like if he held you too tightly you would break but if he let go you’d disappear into smoke.

He was so terrified of losing you. For so long he was told that he was cursed. That he destroyed everything and anyone close to him, and he believed it. The proof was in his past, what reason would he have to believe you would be safe from him?

Your gaze softened as you brought your hands up to cup his face, breaking his mental spiral of negative thought.

“Then don’t let me die,” you said, to his surprise, “turn me.”

Your words seemed to echo in Shu’s mind while he tried to process them.

“Turn me into a vampire,” you repeated, not a trace of doubt in your voice.

“You don’t know what that means, not really,” Shu said quietly, “To live forever. . . To watch everything and everyone you know fester and rot around you while you stay the same. . . Don’t you understand? You’re throwing away any hope for a normal human life.”

“I think I did that the second I walked into this manor,” you grinned.

“I’m serious,” Shu said, his voice raising, “this isn’t a joke, (Y/n). Why would you honestly throw your normal life away? Why wouldn’t you run? Why. . .”

As he trailed off you knew what he was really asking.

Why the hell would you stay with him?

“I wasn’t joking, Shu,” you said, “I threw away any chance for a normal life a long time ago. The second I stepped foot in this house I knew that. The first time you fed from me I knew that. The first time we made love I knew that. Nothing’s changed, Shu. At least, the way I feel about you hasn’t. . . I love you.”

Conflict swirled in Shu’s mind. Part of him wanted you to leave, to just forget everything about him and this manor and be safe somewhere; you could live out a boring, normal life like humans were meant to- far away from him. You would go to university, meet some business major with a stable job and get married on the beach. Have kids who grow up and make you proud and give you grandchildren who you love and protect until you eventually pass in your sleep from old age. If it meant you would be safe. . .

He looked up at you, sighing deeply as he saw the unwavering expression on your face. No. . . That kind of life, that wasn’t who you were. . .

He pressed his forehead to yours, an unspoken response to your earlier declaration of love.

“Are you sure?” Shu stared into your eyes, looking for any trace of uncertainty, but found none.

“Yes,” you said, so soft a whisper Shu thought he might have imagined it.

“Give yourself to me, Shu Sakamaki,” you said, kissing him gently before bringing your wrist up to his fangs,

“Give yourself to me as I’ve given myself to you, for eternity.”

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Hiiiiヾ(*´∀｀*)ﾉ, how are you? I am new to this blog, and this is my first request، Can you do mukami and sakamaki's reaction if they find out that s/o is an angel?ヾ(❀╹◡╹)ﾉﾞ❀~

A/N: Thank you for requesting, love! Just so everyone knows, I’m currently switching between old and new requests because I have over 100 old ones from years ago that I still want to answer but I also want newer people to know their asks will be answered too! As a side note, I’ve also noticed that the new theme I’m using says all of the questions are from anons even if they aren’t, so for browser users, this was requested by the lovely @ask-kino-sakamaki !

Shu: “Huh? Well, I have to admit I didn’t see that coming. Perhaps this is why your blood is so sweet. Come here, I just got thirsty.”

Reiji: “Interesting. Until this moment we’ve had no notable evidence of a human afterlife- If you’re telling the truth. . . and I trust you wouldn’t lie to me, would you, my dear?”

Ayato: “So, you’re telling me God and all that shit is real?! . . . And you’re able to contact people who died? . . . Heh, never mind. It’s nothing. I just had a funny thought~”

Laito: “Oh~? Well, that just made things much more interesting~ Tell me, bitch-chan, what are the consequences for an angel being corrupted by another? Because you and I both know you’re far from pure~”

Kanato: “Haha, I don’t know why I didn’t see it before. Teddy. . . Don’t you think she’d look pretty dressed in all white? I wonder. . . would it hurt if I plucked out your feathers?”

Subaru: “An angel? So a higher power like that. . . Really does exist? Ha, makes sense. I figure God wouldn’t exactly go out of his way to help out a bunch of vampires.”

Ruki: “I’m well aware, livestock. Don’t expect me to treat you any differently simply because you’re a divine being. I believe you deserve a punishment for deciding to keep this from me for this long.”

Kou: “An angel? Hm, should I make that your new pet name? Fufu~ well, I suppose this means heaven exists. Does that mean Hell does too?”

Yuma: “Really? I never thought people like you really existed. . . Hah! Well, I gotta hand it to ya, sow, having wings and shit is pretty badass.”

Azusa: “An. . . Angel? Ha. . . So, does that mean. . . You know what heaven looks like? . . . Tell me. . . Is it real?”

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Um hi there! I love your blog and I hope it’s okay to request an OC thing bc I love her design uwu since she already said what she thought of the S family what about the M bois? Keep up the good work!!

Thank you for requesting, love! For anyone interested you can find Saiyako’s bio here, and my DL art commissions will be open soon!

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S&M brothers reactions to getting a home made bento from their S.O.

Shu: “You made this so suddenly, and it’s not even a special occasion. Is there something you hoped to gain out of this? Ha, your face has gone all red. . . Tell me, was I wrong?”

Reiji: “Hm, not bad. . . Considering we don’t really require it to survive, my brothers are inexplicably demanding when it comes to me cooking them human food. I expect your assistance the next time the occasion arises.”

Ayato: “Ha, I could get used to this, Chichinashi! This takoyaki’s good~ Eh? What’s with that face? Ha, are you hungry too? Alright, Ore-same will show you some pity and let you have some. Be grateful!”

Laito: “Eh? Bitch-chan made a special lunch just for me? That's so cute~ But I can think of a few other things I'd want to eat from you~”

Kanato: “I told you I wasn’t hungry, didn’t I? You really don’t listen. . . Huh? It’s. . . It’s all sweets. . . ? Hmph. I-I guess it’s alright, then. . .”

Subaru: “Oi, why'd you go to all this trouble? You know vampires don't need to eat, right? Don't be dumb next time. H-hey wait, don't cry! Jeeze, I'll eat it okay? Just. . . stop looking so upset.”

Ruki: “This is quite satisfactory, livestock. Hah, I’m sure the others would mutiny if they found out you possessed this skill and didn’t make anything for them. I’ll allow you to help me with dinner tonight.”

Kou: “Aww Mneko-chan made me a cute little bento! You're just like one of my fans~ Hehe, just kidding, it looks yummy! I guess I'll have to give you something in return, hm~?”

Yuma: “Ha, whatd’ya know? You’ve got great timing, sow, I was starvin’! . . . Well shit, this ain’t half bad! If Ruki finds out he’ll put you right to work, so watch yourself, yeah?”

Azusa: “Eve. . . Did you make this. . . For me? It’s spicy. . . I like it, ha. . . Thank you~”

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Hey this might be a kinda weird ask but could you do headcannons for who would have a secret crush on you if you were already taken by one of their brothers? Like who would go for who’s s/o? (Sorry if this doesn’t make sense a h h h)

A/N: No worries, love! For each one the name in bold is who you're in a relationship with and the following paragraph details who would secretly like you. Hope this is what you were going for 💕

Shu: Reiji, and he hates it. Of course out of all the people in the world you had to choose his good for nothing brother. He’d probably be harder on you than usual and even more hyper critical of your behavior, blaming it on you being with his brother. From your perspective it’d probably feel like he just started hating you for no reason, and Reiji knows it. Better for you to never know about his feelings than have Shu know he’s beaten him yet again without even trying.

Reiji: Subaru, and he low key feels kinda guilty. Since you got together with Reiji, when Subaru he sees you or talks to you he gets even more tsundere than usual. He hates having feelings, especially for you because you’re taken. He’ll go out of his way to avoid you at all costs because he has this irrational fear that he’ll just suddenly blurt out how he feels if he talks to you. He also gets kind of paranoid that Reiji’s going to find out (he already knows lmao).

Ayato: Ruki, and he fully intends to win you over. In his mind, Ayato doesn’t deserve someone like you- he’s far too much of an idiot. Such valuable livestock would be wasted on him, and Ruki has no problem telling you that. The problem here is that each of them sees this as a challenge with you as the prize to be won, and they enjoy it in a twisted way. When it comes down to it, neither of them will take no for an answer, so you’ve got your work cut out for you~

Laito: Kou, and he’s one persistent bitch. He seemingly pops up out of nowhere, cornering you at school after class or in an empty hall. It seems like every time you’re not at Laito’s side Kou magically appears, but Laito is always one step ahead of him. Laito sees this as a game, and he’s notoriously good at winning. He knows you’d never leave him, but if he ever does feel like you might be slipping away from him in Kou’s favor, he’d turn to some good old fashioned emotional manipulation to keep you at his side forever.

Kanato: Azusa, and he doesn’t really know what to do about it. He knows you’re in a relationship with Kanato, but he doesn’t naturally equate that as not being allowed to talk to you, at least, not until Kanato blows up about it. If your boyfriend feels like Azusa is even looking at you for too long expect a freak out. Nonetheless, Azusa tries to find ways to talk to you simply because he likes how he feels when he’s with you. 

Subaru: Yuma, and he doesn’t feel bad about letting you know exactly how he feels. He actually gets a kick out of teasing you in front of your boyfriend, smirking at your flushed face and Subaru’s enraged one. You’ve had to hold Subaru back more than a few times when Yuma would make a sly pass at you, wether it’s a few dirty words whispered in your ear or a grab at your ass. Needless to say, you’ve made it a point to always keep them in separate rooms.

Ruki: Laito, and he’s not subtle about it at all. He’ll make huge passes at you while Ruki’s there with you, and he’s sure to get you as flustered as possible. In turn, Ruki makes a point of marking you in very visible places to make sure Laito knows you belong to him and only him. Laito knows, he just doesn’t care. If anything, it only spurs him on even more. If Ruki ever feels like you’re reciprocating Laito’s flirtations in any way, expect a punishment~

Kou: Kanato, and he believes you’re wasted on someone like Kou. He feels like your boyfriend doesn’t properly appreciate what a perfect doll he has- he’s not even playing with you properly. At first he’d find himself watching you out of the corner of his eye, seeing Kou’s arms around you and feeling the strange urge to rip them off. Eventually it would develop into full on stalking. Whether he confronts you about how he feels is dependent on how you respond when he corners you.

Yuma: Shu, and he actually feels conflicted about it. He finds these unexpected feelings troublesome, and he kind of kicks himself for letting himself care about someone again. He’ll have no guilt about teasing you from time to time, but when it really comes down to it, Yuma actually looks happy when he’s with you, and something in Shu doesn’t want to take that away from him. The people closest to him always get hurt, so it’s probably better off this way- or at least that’s what he tells himself.

Azusa: Ayato, and he’s a total dick about it. He’s constantly badgering you about how you deserve to be with someone like him instead. It gets to the point where you’re always on the look out for Ruki or Yuma to save you from Ayato’s constant talking, because even he wouldn’t badmouth Azusa in front of his brothers without any backup. At some point his words really get to Azusa, and he approaches you saying you deserve someone better. You assure him there isn’t someone better in your eyes, and you aren’t going to leave him.

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Hi! I want to describe the way Shu is feeling when he sees his s/o walking in high heels... ( sorry for bad English) kisses from Romania!❤

A/N: I’m sorry this is so late, love! This blog was just revived ^^” I hope this is alright! <3

“Hah, so that’s what that incessant noise was. It’s no wonder I couldn’t stay asleep, you troublesome woman. Where did you get those?”

“Don’t play coy, now. You’ve awoken me, and in this state. Did you really not know what the consequences were? Or perhaps you knew perfectly well and did this on purpose.”

“That’s it, isn’t it? You bought these because you wanted to confirm my desire for you- Because you wanted to hear me say it, isn’t that right? Heh. . . You really are a lewd woman.”

“I could tell you what you want to hear, but since you woke me up without warning, come here. I’ll show you.”

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Which of the boys is the biggest tease~? (Sfw or nsfw is ok) If it’s not too much trouble could you do a most to least list too?

Most 

Shu (This guy is the biggest tease. He’ll take any chance he can to get you flustered, and he’s extremely good at it. When he finds something that makes you squeal, he remembers it.)

Kou (Literally his favorite thing to do. If you blush easily, get ready for him to be relentless. He especially loves teasing you in public and watching you try to hide it.)

Laito (I mean, come one, you know who we’re dealing with here. From the outside he could seem overly affectionate, but if anyone heard the things he was whispering in your ear, oh boy. . .)

Ruki (This man has a lot of self control, and he loves watching you come undone. He will literally keep you on edge for hours, but if you’re good for him his rewards are worth it~)

Reiji (His style of teasing always has a touch of degradation and is simple but effective- expect a lot of casual comments about how unkempt you look while he does unspeakable things to you.)

Yuma (He’s a pretty straightforward guy. Although, that’s not to say you shouldn’t expect a few coy remarks about your expressions or the sounds you make, because he definitely will)

Ayato (He thinks he’s good at teasing you but let’s be honest he isn’t the most eloquent guy in the world. Sometimes the words don’t come out the way he meant and at that point he’d try to cover it up by just getting to the point.)

Subaru (He shows affection by poking fun at you, and he likes getting you flustered, but he wouldn’t be nearly as open as his brothers to teasing you sexually, especially in front of other people.)

Azusa (Doesn’t really get the appeal of teasing in a sexual way. He really does aim to please in the bedroom, although he wouldn’t mind you teasing him once in a while~)

Kanato (Most of the time he’s way too impatient to tease you, he takes what he wants when he wants it. Although, he does enjoy the pained flustered expressions you make.)

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What would be the S and M boys reaction to their S/O being highly skilled in creating art, such as portraits or flowers?

Shu: “Well, at least it’s a quiet activity. . . What’s that face for? You wanted me to find out so I’d praise you, right? Heh, come here, I’ll praise the taste of your blood instead.”

Reiji: “Hm. Your technique is adequate, although your color theory could use some work, and your human proportions are lackluster. I suppose we should alter your training from now on to get you up to par.”

Ayato: “Didn’t take you for an art nerd, Chichinashi, haha! You should draw Ore-sama next, then. I’m the best subject you could ask for, after all!”

Laito: “Hm~? So bitch-chan was hiding this talent from us the whole time? How about I be your next model? I could pose for you, fufu~ Of course, you’d have to return the favor later~”

Kanato: “So this is what you’ve been doing instead of spending time with me and Teddy? Hmph. You should at least draw more cute things, not whatever this is.”

Subaru: “You drew all this? Huh, what d’ya know. . . Wait, is this. . . Me?! Tch, n-nothing, just take your stupid sketchbook back. . .”

Ruki: “I suppose it’s just like you to be interested in things like this, Livestock. Ha, well, I’m glad you’ve at least picked up a respectable talent.”

Kou: “Oh, you have a cute style! I’m surprised~ Hey, have you ever done any fan art of me, M neko-chan? Don’t be shy, I can tell if you’re lying~”

Yuma: “So that’s why your nose is always in this book, huh? Well, you’re not bad, Sow, I’ll give ya that.”

Azusa: “Eve. . . Did you. . . Draw that? Ha. . . It’s pretty. . . I like the red color. . .”

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What kind of lingerie would the diaboys buy for their s/o?

Shu:

Reiji:

Ayato:

Laito:

Kanato:

Subaru:

Ruki:

Kou:

Yuma:

Azusa:

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This Blog is Back !! (Askbox: OPEN)

I'm back guys! After so much inactivity I decided to open this blog back up (with a brand new theme~), so the askbox is officially open again for headcannons, reactions, photosets, imagines, scenarios, most to least likely lists, and more for our favorite vampires :3 I still have old asks in my inbox which I will try to respond to as well, and my OC Saiyako is open to questions/ reactions! I'm so glad this fandom isn't dead yet, and I'm so grateful that this blog is somehow still gaining notes. Also, thank you guys for nearly 1,500 followers since I’ve been gone! I really do love writing for these boys but haven't had the time due to university. However, thanks to good ol' Corona, I'll have plenty of time to run this blog while in self quarantine. I’m also opening up art commissions, including Diabolik Lovers sprite commissions (I’ll be posting a new info sheet soon)! I'll try my best to make up for lost time, so feel free to send in new asks! I've also updated and reorganized the masterlist which you can find here

Thank you all so much for your continued support ! 💕

-Mun Koh 

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Diabolik Lovers as Vines

Shu: *playing piano* Go suck a dick suck a dick suck a motherfucking dick-

Reiji: So I’m starting a kickstarter to put my brother down

Ayato: Whaddup I’m Jared, I’m 19, and I never fuckin learned how to read

Laito: So no head?

Kanato: Look at it. It’s frickin bats. I love Halloween.

Subaru: Dont fUck with me I have the power of God and anime on my side AAAHHHHH

Ruki: Is there anything better than pussy? Yes, a really good book.

Kou: When there’s too much drama at school all you gotta do is walk awAAwaYaAAyy

Yuma: What the FUCK is up Kyle?

Azusa: Wanna buy some blades? Blades are for skating, you dingus.

*Bonus* Shin: On all levels except physical, I am a wolf. bOrk

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So I just saw that this bot detected Shin’s vine as a Haiku and I’m fucking HOLLERING THIS IS SO FUNNY

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Diabolik Lovers as Vines

Shu: *playing piano* Go suck a dick suck a dick suck a motherfucking dick-

Reiji: So I'm starting a kickstarter to put my brother down

Ayato: Whaddup I'm Jared, I'm 19, and I never fuckin learned how to read

Laito: So no head?

Kanato: Look at it. It's frickin bats. I love Halloween.

Subaru: Dont fUck with me I have the power of God and anime on my side AAAHHHHH

Ruki: Is there anything better than pussy? Yes, a really good book.

Kou: When there's too much drama at school all you gotta do is walk awAAwaYaAAyy

Yuma: What the FUCK is up Kyle?

Azusa: Wanna buy some blades? Blades are for skating, you dingus.

*Bonus* Shin: On all levels except physical, I am a wolf. bOrk

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What do you think the S and M boys' reactions would be if they see/hear their s/o singing beautifully/playing instruments like piano and violin and they didn't know?

Shu: “Oh? So you aren’t completely talent-less after all? Stop making that face, I was only joking. You’re not bad. I’d prefer your playing over Ayato’s yelling any day.”

Reiji: “That’s a quite beautiful choice of song… Did I tell you to stop? Surely my presence doesn’t affect your ability to produce music. I suppose I wouldn’t mind if you played more often.”

Ayato: “What’re you doing? I thought only music nerds like that living body pillow hung around here. Don’t tell me he’s got you into that classical stuff too. Can you play guitar at least?”

Laito: “Why did you never tell me you played an instrument until now, Bitch-chan? You make beautiful music~ We should play together some time fufu~”

Kanato: “Keep playing, it sounds nice. At least it’s not that ridiculous playlist Ayato is constantly blasting through the manor. Can you play Scarborough Fair? I’ll sing with you.”

Subaru: “Oi, why have I never heard you play anything before? … Embarrassed? Why? It’s a talent. Don’t think you’ll rope me into playing with you, though.”

Ruki: “I never thought you’d possessed a talent such as this, Livestock. I don’t mind it. It sounds quite beautiful. You can repay my compliment by continuing.”

Kou: “Mneko-chan can play music? I never would have thought~ Could you learn some of my songs? I’m sure my fans would love it~”

Yuma: “So you can play an instrument? That’s pretty impressive, Sow. Why do you never use the stuff at our place? You should make music more often, I don’t mind. Now sure about Ruki, though, hehe.”

Azusa: “Wow… your music is beautiful, Eve… could you maybe… play more for me?”

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I really love that Yui/Angel crossover fanart you did! It looks really amazing! <3 But I was curious, in a DL/Overwatch crossover, who would all the boys be as Overwatch characters? If possible, can you include the Tsukinami and Kino? Thank you and have a nice day! :)

I couldn’t reallythink of who the diaboys would be in the Overwatch universe, as not alot of their personalities overlap. However, I do think that if theywere to play Overwatch they’d have a few favorites~ (also sorry, I don’t write for the Tsukinami’s or Kino ^^” I don’t have enough knowledge on their personalities to confidently portray them.)

Shu: Junkrat or Lucio. He likes the low-effort low-aim playstyle of Junkrat. Lucio would probably be his favorite characteroverall. They share a love of music, and his passive healing ispretty ideal to Shu.

Reiji: Ana. He likes the precision and accuracy needed to geta kill. Also he’s fascinated by the healing properties of her weapon.

Ayato: Soldier 76 or McCree. He just thinks they’re coolcharacters. Also he’s used to games like COD and CS:GO, so Soldier isan easy pick for him.

Laito: Tracer. To be honest he just emotes in spawn to stareat her ass.

Kanato: Mercy. He doesn’t really play the game, he just standsaround and watches as his teammates cry for healing, denying it atall costs. He revels in watching them die, sometimes reviving themonly to watch them get killed again.

Subaru: Doomfist. He likes the hands on, more destructive playstyle. He thinks the design is awesome, and his abilities are thecoolest to him.

Ruki: Widowmaker. Hegets more satisfaction in a strategic pick rather than a hugemultikill ultimate. He’s actually quite good at precision aiming.

Kou: D.va. Mostly because she’sadorable and deadly at the same time. He likes her pink meka butwould 100% buy her cat skin.

Yuma: Zarya. To him she’stotally badass, and he loves her character design. He usually goesaround punching things and not using her weapon.

Azusa: Mei. He likes herabilities, mostly because he enjoys hearing the shivering sounds ofhis opponents as they freeze. 

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I LOVE YOUR WORK!!! Could i have a S/M reaction to their girlfriend being a model and having to do a seductive photo shoot?? if two fams are too big please just the Mukamis!! Thanks babe~~

Shu: “I never took you as an exhibitionist. Do you enjoy others seeing you in this state? Just look at the photographer, you’re turning him on~ Do you get off to this? Heh, lewd woman.”

Reiji: “So this is where you’ve been running off to, hm? Honestly, to be photographed in such an indecent manner… You’ll quit this job immediately. No objections.”

Ayato: “This is a good look for you, chichinashi. You don’t look so flat anymore, haha. Oi, what’s that face for? I gave you a compliment, didn’t I? Be grateful!”

Laito: “Oh? So this is what you do in your spare time, bitch-chan? Why don’t you ever let me watch? Hmm~ I know, how about you let me have my own private photo shoot nfu~ That should make up for it.”

Kanato: “I don’t like this. You should be in the pretty dresses I got for you in these pictures, not whatever it is you’re wearing.”

Subaru: “O-oi, put some clothes on and let’s go the hell home, ok? Those creeps are starring at you.”

Ruki: “And just what made you think it was acceptable for other people to see you like this, Livestock? You should know by now that I’m the only one allowed to see you in this state. I’ll have to punish you for your actions.”

Kou: “Oh, you do modeling too, M-neko chan? Cute~ We should do a couple shoot sometime, then everyone will know you belong to me~”

Yuma: “You look good, sow. Not a fan of these sleezy guys checkin’ you out, though. Let’s head back to our place, yeah?”

Azusa: “Oh, Eve… you look… really pretty… heh… Can you… do this more often?”

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I gotta question for my Lil man Kanato😄 do you have other teddy bears, Or is teddy the only one you have?

Kanato: Of course Teddyisn’t the only one. Father gives me plenty of toys to go around, butTeddy is the only one that’s important. Those others don’t meananything to me.

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What would the Sakamaki and Mukami brothers do if they over heard some boys from school talking about how cute their S/O is and are thinking about asking her out on a date?

Reiji, Shu,Ruki, and Laito wouldn’t even bother to engage with them.They know you’d never accept a date from lowly scum like that. Reijiand Ruki would definitely bring it up passive aggressively to youlater, though. Kou and Ayato would walk right up tothem and shut that shit down. Death threats and morbid words are sureto go flying. They’ll likely scare the poor guy out of his skinwithout even touching him. Yuma, Subaru, and Kanato wouldbe the ones to get violent. They’d confront the boy for sure,aggressively letting him know his little crush was already taken. Ifhe says anything even remotely combative he’d get his face punchedin. Azusa would feel really anxious, his mind drifting to theworst case scenario. He’d sadly ask if you didn’t love him anymorelater that night, asking you to prove your love for him.