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Dallas | 41 | TX My name is Dallas, but most folks call me Bro.

[gulesgardener-archive]

welp

now we all know that if we cant fulfill our dreams in real life

theres always porn

[diamonddal]

I'm glad we're on the same page.

[gulesgardener-archive]

that is a goddamn shame

football could use equal opportunity attractive cheerleaders for the people that arent into just chicks

smdh at their mistakes tbh

[diamonddal]

Isn't it just? It's okay, I started doing porn instead and everything was fine. I think I even got to be a male cheerleader in a gay porno once.

There's always a happy ending, Jade.

[diamonddal]

Well… maybe THIS time. But next time you might not be so lucky!

[horrorchats]

no, actually i’m pretty sure i will. luck and staying alive are kind of my thing.

[diamonddal]

I'm not sure I understand the reference here, but power to you, kid.

[diamonddal]

How huge are we talking kid? All that starch can’t be good for you all at once.

[horrorchats]

like. a regular cereal bowl. i’m sure i’ll live.

[diamonddal]

Well... maybe THIS time. But next time you might not be so lucky!

[gulesgardener-archive]

jade

of the strider variety in case you know another one and need to differentiate

dallas huh 8O

nice name

[diamonddal]

Jade Strider, eh? Sounds good to me. 

Yeah, Dallas. Funny thing is I also live in Dallas. I tried to be a cheerleader for the Dallas Cowboys when I was twenty-two, but apparently they didn't want fit young male cheerleaders. Ha, rude.

Thanks all the same, kid.

[gulesgardener-archive]

diamonddal replied to your post:pastelkri started following you …

Hey there honey. (K

hey sugar 8)

cute emote

[diamonddal]

Hey you got a cute one yourself, babe. The name's Dallas. And who might I be having the pleasure of talkin' to?

[horrorchats]

damn it indeed.

i just had a huge bowl. and i aim to inspire, so. follow your dreams. cook that pasta.

[diamonddal]

How huge are we talking kid? All that starch can't be good for you all at once.

[operosery-archive]

I don’t think I’d mind that one bit.

[diamonddal]

We might have to get together sometime and do that then, dear.

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

where are my glasses?

anyone who’s ever had glasses (via proctalgia)

[horrorchats]

i’m fine. all i’ve been doing so far today is remind myself of how addictive pottermore can be, and and how much i crave pasta at any given point in time. i might have to cook some soon.

[diamonddal]

Ah, damn that Pottermore.

I will agree pasta is good all the time. I think that's what I want for dinner, hm.

[custardkind]

david obviously loves it when i take surprise photos of him.

[direkter]

i still look this angry

[operosery-archive]

 Mostly ballroom or ballet.  I can’t dance hip-hop to save my life. I’ll pop, lock, and never be able to move again.

It hasn’t. Respectfully, I’d prefer not to get into that.

[diamonddal]

Oh that's no doubt beautiful to watch. I'd love to photograph you sometime, if you'd have me that is. 

And of course, that's fair enough. I'd hate to pry.

[operosery-archive]

Some of those things certainly caught my attention.

I’m 20, a somewhat nice dancer, I paint (even if I can’t see the colors), and I’m working in becoming a counselor of sorts.

[diamonddal]

Mind disclosing which one of them? (;K

Ah, I'd love to photograph a dancer. Classical dance? Hip-hop? Tell me about that, dear. You can't see colors though, huh? That's quite interesting has that always been a thing for you?

[diamonddal]

horrorchats replied to your post:chronocanid started following you...

hey right back. i’m john, how are you doing?

Not too shabby, kid. How about yourself?

[prunus-cerasus-deactivated20150]

pleasure to make your acquaintance then, dallas!

my name is terezi, and i dont think i am actually very good at this greeting thing!

[diamonddal]

As to you also, Terezi.

I'm not too good at it either, to be perfectly frank. But oh well.

[operosery-archive]

Keep this up and I’d say we’ll get along swimmingly. 

Tell me about yourself?

[diamonddal]

That's what I like to hear.

Let's see. Forty-one years old, totally sick photographer, I enjoy driving fast, my writer brother still lives at home even though he's twenty-four... I dabble in porn.

How about yourself, Miss Rose?

[prunus-cerasus-deactivated20150]

and i am sure i could spare a moment or two of my own to give a hearty hello to you as well! >8]

[diamonddal]

Good to hear. M'name is Dallas.