I'm the New King of Midnight

( Magic anon status: None. ) Your name is Diamonds Droog and you are the leader of the notorious gang; The Midnight Crew. You run this city with a casual, iron fist. No one crosses you. They wouldn't dare, unless they had a death wish. Your previous leader, Spades Slick, has been dead for years. You assumed the position as leader long ago and have no intention of stepping down anytime soon. ... Even though rumors of a Slick-like Felt member have recently been showing up. They call him Jack. ... ==> What will you do?

[diamondsdictator-blog]

jackofthefelt replied to your post: Droog, i totally thought your blog title thing said ‘just dont touch the butt’ at first„„

HAH

Really now, it's not that funny.

[diamondsdictator-blog]

Droog, i totally thought your blog title thing said 'just dont touch the butt' at first,,,,

....

Really. Why would it say that?

Well, don't touch that either.

[spectresque]

diamondsdictator hat auf dein Foto geantwortet: 

…Why am I even on here.

who knows???

fucking thing is flawed 

[diamondsdictator-blog]

Or maybe you're the one who is flawed.

[spectresque]

heres an idea:

go fuck yourself!!

[diamondsdictator-blog]

Oh I insist, you first.

How rude of me to step ahead of you in line.

[spectresque]

tchh

whatever im done

[diamondsdictator-blog]

Oh no, leaving so soon?

Whatever will I do with myself.

[spectresque]

fucking rude dear

[diamondsdictator-blog]

Well.

I don't know what you expected of me.

[spectresque]

funny

[diamondsdictator-blog]

Why, yes, that is the exact word that comes to mind every time you say something.

[spectresque]

god

okay fine do whatever

[diamondsdictator-blog]

Oh I'm sorry, have you been speaking?

[asktricksterdie-deactivated2013]

DROOG. MAYBE WE SHOULD TRY AND LOOK FOR HIS BODY. UNLESS YOU TRIED ALREADY. I DUNNO. 

[diamondsdictator-blog]

I have looked.

You know that.

I've looked for years.

[spectresque]

beer and fireworks doesnt seem your style

stick to champagne and cake

[diamondsdictator-blog]

Why, you're correct, fireworks do sound positively delightful.

Oh I wonder how many I should get..

Perhaps if I'm lucky a few stray ones will burn down a couple buildings I'm not fond of.

[diamondsdictator-blog]

deucestuck replied to your post: why donty you go dig him up and fuck yourself on his dead penis

EEEEEEEEEEEW.

My thoughts exactly.

[diamondsdictator-blog]

why donty you go dig him up and fuck yourself on his dead penis

As unbearably hilarious and disrespectful that would be....

I am unaware of the whereabouts of his body.

But thank you for your wonderful suggestion.

[diamondsdictator-blog]

youre crying over slicks birthday???

Crying is not how I would put it.

[diamondsdictator-blog]

You did say predecessor. We can only assume.

There is more than one meaning for predecessor.

Considering my position, I thought it quite clear....

...

But I apologize anyway.

[spectresque]

isnt everyday a day for champagne and cake though???

[diamondsdictator-blog]

And then perhaps I could relax and watch the sunset from a rooftop.

That's something people do that's celebratory, isn't it? Perhaps I may pop open some beer and light off a few fireworks while I'm at it.

[diamondsdictator-blog]

So, how's hopping your dead Dad's penis working out for you?

Really now, father? I wouldn't call him that.

But I very well know what you're referring to, so yes, you're correct.

It's going terribly. I hope you're pleased.

[spectresque]

did you hear that today is quite the special day that i dont give a shit???

[diamondsdictator-blog]

I believe I shall celebrate with a glass of champagne, I owe it to myself, don't I?

This day only comes once a year, after all. And perhaps, why not, I shall indulge in some cake.

Yes that sounds nice.