I'm Not Stressed

Emily|24|Female|Black Twitter: @EqueenofMars

[arctic--siren]

[officialcrow]

the white girl on your dash with bad bangs and “male tears” mugs that posts “kill all men” glittertext gifs is dating this guy irl

[bibliographic-cat-deactivated20]

i will never ever ever get over this post. i found a screenshot of it on my phone like 5 days ago and lost my shit all over again. it’s just too real

[memeluvr2-deactivated20200118]

[skimmingfourstones]

goodbye mario

[chaoticdumbsorcerer]

the entire town lives thanks to a triumvirate of love for their wives

[ot3]

pros of an original setting: you're not constrained by the politics, geography, history, or even physics of the real world even a little bit

cons of an original setting: you have to Name Everything now. Good luck!

[pinkpy]

Dende no La Croix

(+ Bonus!)

[pinkpy]

they're dead now.

[pinkpy]

Hey it's not showing up in the rbs for some reason but this is the continuation!

[theballmighty]

It’s too late. Books have fallen out of fashion among the general public, so writing the next Great American Novel isn’t a possibility any more. Now, writing the next Great American Ironic Dating Sim VN, however-

[facingtheravens]

the unbreakable connection between me and a song I heard in a fanvid over ten years ago

[fishing-princess]

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

[aliceoverzero]

The first tags I see on this are absolutely inspired. Incredible pervert lesbian website.

[plummetingplum]

no, no, you're doing great

[casgirl]

I’m not gonna lie very little has been going according to keikaku these days

[segamascott]

[amphorographia]

Does anyone else remember that one tumblr post from like five years ago where someone said they had a dream about the gameplay for the Bachelor's route and it involved getting into arguments with townspeople so he'd get angry and walk faster?

I think about it every day because that person is clearly the fourth mistress

[strangehorse]

bachelor in artemy's route in P2: the absolute worst. helps you with microscopy at one point. primarily just gets your name wrong, gets in the way and causes problems. absolute nuisance of a man

haruspex in bachelor route in P3: teaches kids behind the factory. works at the hospital every day. wanders around with bottles of sedative so intense that it would kill most men, that he makes himself from steppe herbs. hands you organs whenever you ask for them. never gets the sand pest and keeps his own people safe. knows more than you about literally everything. is better than you at literally everything. he's ripped. shredded, even. keeps killing people, but that's fine

[thererisesaredstar]

Like Mama… (1977)

[vendean-comrade]

Smoking with mama

[zombie-dogg]

Baby need smoko

[thememedaddy]

[ravenlynclemens]

video game comic