2013 IS FOREVER

“i fucking hate you but I can’t stop coming back to your blog” -tumblr anon, 2020

[casgirl]

you should be canonized as a saint

[cosmicbacklog]

Elephant seal flipper

[casgirl]

In one of the last recordings that get sent back to Earth Grace is like oh I have to go grab something um Rocky stay here. And while Grace is gone Rocky gets up close to the camera and makes a weird, inscrutable sort of gesture which becomes a big research topic for a niche group of linguists who are trying to find out what this first unmoderated communication from an alien could mean. And eventually some nervous researcher is like um. That appears to be a rude gesture indicating some manner of sexual intercourse.

[littleelzey]

Goodnight 💜

[oswednesday]

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

[smokingrozanov]

[trying to sound impressive at a dinner party] well a number of fans of a specific TV show find me veeeery funny on tumblr dot com!

[shittysurges]

3

[necrowyrm]

[shopcat]

look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons

[elioftheasphodel]

whatever. go my scallops

[whitachi]

last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops

[arkashas]

GOD. still the funniest transition in the show bar none

[turnipoddity]

i can’t believe i haven’t drawn them dancing… anyways

[notholaenas]

forget me not

[angelicguy]

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

[cloudabserk]

baby photos

[casgirl]

Me in the ventral seam if I’m being honest

[toadbreath]

👀

[eddieintheocean]

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

[killjoysradio]