i dont even know how to begin clipping this but its important to me that everyone knows in the audiodrama lu guang & cheng xiaoshi have an interaction that goes like this:
They are married.
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i dont even know how to begin clipping this but its important to me that everyone knows in the audiodrama lu guang & cheng xiaoshi have an interaction that goes like this:
They are married.
Gordo: Are you
Robbie: fucking
Gordo: kidding me? How the
Robbie: fuck
Gordo: are you such an idiot?!
Chris: What's happening right now?
Tanner: Mark banned Gordo from cursing for a week.
Ox: *sighs* This fucking pack...
its hilarious to me how the green creek experience is seemingly universal (amongst my mutuals). you go into wolfsong all "yeah i'll give it a go but i probably won't like it. 🤷🏽♀️" before you know it, it's 3am, you've been sobbing for an hour and then a week later you stumble out of your pit of madness, averse to light and wishing your surname was bennett. there are drugs in those books be so fr
No one:
Gordo to Mark in Ravensong:
"5 Tips for Dating a Werewolf" by TJ Klune
1. If a werewolf has locked onto your scent, it is best to let them get as much of it as they can. If they are in shifted form, it might mean a wet nose to your face or a tongue in your hair. Fear not! They are, in a way, like a large dog, if a large dog were capable of human wants and whims. If you find yourself in such a position, do not move! Let the werewolf finish its scent-marking. It could take anywhere from five minutes to six days, so get comfortable!
2. Should you find yourself in possession of a dead animal left upon your doorstep, don’t scream and/or vomit! Chances are, it is from the same werewolf who sniffed you, wanting to make sure you are provided for. This is how a lycanthrope expresses interest. Be careful not to offend the wolf, as they might be watching from behind a tree or a bush. If you are averse to blood and gore, pretend someone dropped a cherry pie filled with bones on your porch.
(On the off chance that the dead animal was left by a cult and not a werewolf, please be prepared in case you are marked for a ritual sacrifice.)
3. Going on a date with a werewolf can be a fun event! Given that you might be in public, it would be best not to ask your werewolf suitor to “shift in the middle of an Applebee’s just to see if it scares the server into giving free appetizers.” While many people enjoy mozzarella sticks (especially when given under threat of fangs), using your werewolf in such a way to get fried cheese is considered bad form. Your werewolf has feelings, and no one likes to be used.
(If your werewolf does shift to get you cheese, reward them by telling them you think they are the greatest creature in existence. Positive reinforcement goes a long way!)
4. Uh oh. Your werewolf has driven you home, arches a single, devastating eyebrow, and says, “Are you going to invite me inside?”
Remember, werewolves aren’t vampires, meaning they do not need permission to enter your residence. However, good wolves always wait for permission before entering a dwelling that is not their own.
In this case, given the arched eyebrow, the werewolf is hoping to be invited inside for “adult activities.” This might include rolling on the carpet or having sex in the kitchen and/or up against a wall. If you choose to do this, you might see the werewolf’s eyes flashing. Good news! This means the wolf is having a wonderful time.
5. Your wolf stayed the night! How lucky are you? If you wake up the next morning with the shifter lying on top of you, it is very important that you do not move until they have decided to move on their own. Waking up a sleeping wolf can sometimes be difficult work, but if you keep a squeaky ball next to your bed, now is the time to put it to good use. Squeeze it near the wolf’s ear and ask, “Who’s a good boy? Who wants to play with the ball? Is it you? Is it you?” Your wolf will most likely glower at you and threaten your life, but if you squeeze the ball three times, the wolf will be distracted. Throw it to the floor, and as the wolf chases after it, consider making waffles! Werewolves love waffles.
(God help you if you make pancakes. You have been warned.)
If you have survived these first five steps, you are to be commended! That means you most likely will have a werewolf for the rest of your life. A werewolf is a commitment. Adopt, don’t shop!
mysterious ladies offering bourbon under the stars is very much my aesthetic.
the starless sea - erin morgenstern
Finally done!! This is a scene from a fan made sequel and i can’t get enough rggh characters left to right are Zachary Dorian Lenore and Simon
The fanfic is Fateheart by BoogleBoot :D
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Strange, isn't it? To love a book. When the words on the pages become so precious that they feel like part of your own history because they are.
— Erin Morgenstern, The Starless Sea
so fucked up
me: *saves videogame*
me:
me:
me: did i save
we all felt this one
…It’s been so long.
someone: hey what’s that thing you like???
me:
idea: sitcom where one of the main characters is an eldritch horror. theres no black comedy, its just a regular sitcom with regular sitcom plots and one of the characters is an eldritch horror.
literally one of my AU's
Has this been done yet
De Sardet: the stars are beautiful tonight
Kurt/Siora/Vasco/Aphra: yeah
De Sardet: you know who else is beautiful?
Kurt/Siora/Vasco/Aphra: *blushes* who?
De Sardet: Constantin
listening to starset - my demons loudly like really LOUD is so comforting idk