oo shakira shakira

Gusto de que me digan: “de aquí no pasarás,” para contestar: “pasaré.” ― Benito Pérez Galdós, Cádiz ( part of hetalia-academy-rp; closed ring )

[dianthusly]

Look, if they’re determined, well…

[deluxembourg-blog-blog]

[whOOA NO] No one’s that eager to kill me, right?

[dianthusly]

Well.

[dianthusly]

I think they don’t need your name and address to feel like that. [c:]

[deluxembourg-blog-blog]

[was… that an insult] And that’s exactly the reason I can’t tell them where I live!

[dianthusly]

Look, if they're determined, well...

[italian-spitfire]

[text] Guess who's no longer a virgin? :D (LATE #SORRY)

[text] Fjalar?

[text] Kinda doubt you’re talking about yourself

[italian-spitfire]

[text] Strong in what?

[dianthusly]

[SMS]: Arms, legs [SMS]: I think my butt is strong too since it’s a muscle

[italian-spitfire]

[text] Apparently it’s not your brain though

[dianthusly]

[SMS]: Omg romano :( [SMS]: The brain is an organ!!

[italian-spitfire]

You started it

[dianthusly]

Yes, but I have kept it all very friendly. [:c]

[italian-spitfire]

I’m not firendly, you should know my now

[dianthusly]

I think you're friendly in your own way. [bops his nose c:]

[italian-spitfire]

How am I supposed to know? 

[dianthusly]

Okay, let me rephrase: who do you think looks better, you, or Feliciano?

[italian-spitfire]

[silence] [feels like saying Felicano is not what Antonio wants to hear]

[dianthusly]

[waits :^|]

Tick-tock-tick-tock.

[igiveyouhell6-deactivated201412]

Dave Franco ♥ na We Heart It.

[italian-spitfire]

[text] Guess who's no longer a virgin? :D (LATE #SORRY)

[text] Fjalar?

[text] Kinda doubt you’re talking about yourself

[italian-spitfire]

[text] We’re equal, dipshit.

[dianthusly]

[SMS]: But I’m the strong one :)

[italian-spitfire]

[text] Strong in what?

[dianthusly]

[SMS]: Arms, legs [SMS]: I think my butt is strong too since it's a muscle

[dianthusly]

It is when you are a lonely old man like me. [single tear hand gesture :c]

[italian-spitfire]

Yeah…you’re an old fart. Better prepare the funeral, huh?

[dianthusly]

—that is too far!

[italian-spitfire]

You started it

[dianthusly]

Yes, but I have kept it all very friendly. [:c]

[italian-spitfire]

Shut up, you make ugly faces.

[dianthusly]

Yes, but people don’t expect me to be cute. [:3c]

[italian-spitfire]

…did you just say people expect me to be cute?

[dianthusly]

Well, maybe not cute. Usually the older sibling is more attractive, though, aren’t they?

[italian-spitfire]

How am I supposed to know? 

[dianthusly]

Okay, let me rephrase: who do you think looks better, you, or Feliciano?

[dianthusly]

It is when you are a lonely old man like me. [single tear hand gesture :c]

[italian-spitfire]

Yeah…you’re an old fart. Better prepare the funeral, huh?

[dianthusly]

--that is too far!

[italian-spitfire]

[text] Guess who's no longer a virgin? :D (LATE #SORRY)

[text] Fjalar?

[text] Kinda doubt you’re talking about yourself

[italian-spitfire]

[text] You’re not breaking up with friends, wtf

[text] You have to divorce them

[dianthusly]

[SMS]: But that’s long and expensive :(

[italian-spitfire]

[text] Seems like we’re stuck then

[dianthusly]

[SMS]: Ok but who is the provider in this friend marriage

[italian-spitfire]

[text] We’re equal, dipshit.

[dianthusly]

[SMS]: But I'm the strong one :)

[italian-spitfire]

Shut up, you make ugly faces.

[dianthusly]

Yes, but people don’t expect me to be cute. [:3c]

[italian-spitfire]

…did you just say people expect me to be cute?

[dianthusly]

Well, maybe not cute. Usually the older sibling is more attractive, though, aren't they?

[dianthusly]

Why do you think we’re friends? [hand heart c: ♥]

[italian-spitfire]

Because you don’t let me the fuck alone and I just got used to it. [is kidding] [a bit]

[dianthusly]

—that’s a lie, because sometimes you come to me!

[italian-spitfire]

Yeah, sometimes. Sometimes is not that much.

[dianthusly]

It is when you are a lonely old man like me. [single tear hand gesture :c]

[italian-spitfire]

[slaps his hand away and stares] [frowning] I don’t make cute faces.

[dianthusly]

[ow :c] Fine then, you make ugly faces.

[italian-spitfire]

Shut up, you make ugly faces.

[dianthusly]

Yes, but people don't expect me to be cute. [:3c]

[italian-spitfire]

[text] Guess who's no longer a virgin? :D (LATE #SORRY)

[text] Fjalar?

[text] Kinda doubt you’re talking about yourself

[italian-spitfire]

[text] You’re not breaking up with friends, wtf

[text] You have to divorce them

[dianthusly]

[SMS]: But that’s long and expensive :(

[italian-spitfire]

[text] Seems like we’re stuck then

[dianthusly]

[SMS]: Ok but who is the provider in this friend marriage

[dianthusly]

Why would you say that I would molest you then? [:c]

[roderich-is-the-bomb]

" Maybe I just think you touch everyone inappropriately, it’s not that I think I’m special or anything like that. " [said while pouting]

[dianthusly]

[gasp--] I cannot believe, [HE CANNOT BELIEVE,] is that what people say about me? [squints. hurtfully.]

[dianthusly]

But it was heavily implied, and I don’t appreciate it. [>:c] Assumptions are ugly.

[roderich-is-the-bomb]

" I was not the one making assumptions. You jumped to the conclusion that I thought you had a crush on me…."

[dianthusly]

Why would you say that I would molest you then? [:c]