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@diaperedbutton
With my hands tied up all I can do is bounce like a helpless dumb baby until I’m allowed out.
This year, I have decided that I want to wear diapers more often and get more into headspace.
I believe that my permanently full shelf in the bedroom is always a good reminder that I belong in diapers when I go to bed =P
I'll also try to use tumblr more often again.
This was basically my home back then, where I discovered all these great people and made lots of contacts :D
So kiddos who's still here and wearing his pamps? ;p
Nothing happened, nothing to see here! ;p
Woods Bear loved his time at Daddy’s house 🥰
Things I’ve learnt from diapers
For those of you who’ve just joined us, hi. I’m Kali. I’m a 21-year-old male who now wears diapers full time. I’m a DL / non-regressive AB* (see footnote). I wet the bed and have some day control issues. I wasn’t always that way, though, so as a ‘normal’ person spelunking in the realm of full-time diaper wear, I feel like here are some things you should know.
Without further ado:
Shaving down there is necessary - it should be short enough that if your finger is touching hair it is also touching skin (that is, very short). This is because powder and barrier cream are an integral part of being diapered. If you don’t shave they just mat the hair rather than forming a barrier with the skin.
You need to put lotion and powder on more area than you think. A lot of people just hit the mons pubis and maybe the forward perineum. While lying on your back, raise your legs straight up and put your hands on your butt cheeks, fingertips touching, with the index finger running along the butt-thigh join. All the area covered by your hands needs lotion and powder as well.
If you’re going to be wetting and think you might be lying on your back or side while doing so, really look into cloth diapers. My experience doing this with disposable diapers is that you often find yourself with a leak on the hip you’re lying on, or on your lower back, and for some reason it’s very hard to feel these leaks. Nowadays, when I have the choice, I sleep in cloth diapers.
CLOTHES (I’m going to devote a header to this section)
Jeans are good. Denim is stiff and heavy, so it compresses your diaper. The conflict between the shading and the texture of the material throws the eye off. Darker is better, as is slightly uneven shading. The best cut is high-rise and boot cut - overly tight jeans will squeeze your diaper and reduce its absorbency the same way a hand reduces the absorbency of a sponge.
Black trousers are also good. Trousers tend to be a lot baggier and more forgiving in the crotch than jeans, and black means there’s no visual shadowing at the gradient from your legs to the soaker pad, and no sign in case of a leak.
Baggy fleece pants are bad. This is because the fleece is less stiff than denim, and the bagginess means your diaper isn’t compressed, so a gust of wind, or the pants moving the wrong way as you bend over, will give you a fairly clear diaper bulge.
Know your onesies. I have a lovely onesie which I don’t wear as much as I should because it’s tight and white - and therefore semi-transparent enough that it hides very little. It does a great jov of support, but no job of concealment. It’s mostly an undershirt - I still need another shirt over the top to feel subtle.
Don’t roll your diaper down to fit it under the waist of your pants. It’ll put pressure on the top tapes, making them more likely to come off - and the stretch of diaper backing above the top of the soaker pad is also meant to act as a seal, so if you’ve got a dick, you’re greatly increasing the risk that you will pee directly upward and out of the diaper. Do your diaper up at the proper height, pull your pants up as high as they will go, and if the diaper is above them, find some other way of covering it.
Pyjamas are especially tricky.
For pyjamas in any style, your choice of materials is more limited. Pyjamas in general tend to be thinner than day clothes - I submit the first fifty or so seconds of this video in evidence. Even though those are fairly thick as pyjamas go, they still quite visibly trace the leg holes of the wearer’s onesie and diaper, and accentuate the extra layer of diapering around the hips and waist. Pretty much the only material I’ve found that doesn’t show off too much in a standard cut is flannelette.
Boxers are useless. They cover the diaper, but if they’re high enough to cover the top edge, they’ll be tracing the butt and crotch exactly - on the one fairly generously cut pair I own, when they’re high enough to cover the top of the diaper, the bottom of it can be seen through the leg hole. They are useful for support - but useless for concealment.
Two-piece pyjamas are a generally doubtful proposition. This is because most kinds of diaper backing have less friction than your skin. I’ve woken up with my pyjama pants halfway off at the front and all the way off at the back - thankfully I was sleeping in my own bed. Get one-piece pyjamas if you can - and go baggy. I have one pair I wear at home which are overtly AB which are fairly snug, but the PJs I wear out are a tabby cat kigurumi - they’re a tad cutesy for 21-year-old masc me, but the ‘butt’ is around the mid-thighs.
Try to get black, but if you can’t, go as dark as you can and/or get stripes that run horizontally. Horizontal stripes are the pattern which is least distorted by diapers. Diagonal stripes are fine too. Vertical stripes, on the other hand, outline the diaper like a contour map.
If you’re wearing cloth diapers, just ignore all of the above. Unfortunately for you I have found no pyjamas under which cloth diapers are not 100% obvious.
NOT CLOTHES (entirely)
Continuing with the pyjama theme, sleeping over at people’s places is a pretty good way to out yourself. I don’t do it much anymore for that exact reason - I don’t even crash on couches because I’m terrible at everything that has anything to do with diaper changes while drunk. There are some vanilla friends who know, but I’m keeping that number as low as possible.
Slightly related: if you’re uncomfortable peeing sitting down or in a reclining position, consider getting a mattress pad - even if you don’t need to protect your bed. Just knowing you’ll only leak through your pyjamas, instead of potentially onto sheets and an expensive, hard-to-replace mattress, is surprisingly freeing.
If you are intending to get into a position where you need to protect your bed, be warned: If it gets outside of a diaper, pee-related wetness is freezing. I don’t know why. I’ve spilt water on my bed in the same spot where my bed pad is now, under the same conditions, and it was practically tepid by comparison. Touching a patch you’ve wet or leaked on is like touching an ice cube.
Hygiene. Seriously, if you’ve come from a part of your life where you only shower once every couple of days, that time is now over. Keep yourself obsessively clean and fresh. Use scented body wash and shaving cream. As a diaper wearer, you are engaged in smell warfare with yourself. Suppress diaper-related smells and output as many other more pleasant smells as you can.
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Age Regression Bottle Recipes
Hello everyone! I wanted to share some super simple recipes for drinks that I use to fill baby bottles! Using regular milk is nice, but can get boring, real formula or cream can be unhealthy, and some recipes are too thick to suck through a nipple. So I came up with some simple drinks to replace boring milk! (I don’t include too many hard measurements; these recipes are best made to taste. Everyone will like them best with slightly different amounts of ingredients)
Angel Milk- Probably the easiest to make with stuff you have around your house. All you need is 12oz of milk or a milk replacement, a tablespoon of sugar, and a splash of vanilla! Combine the ingredients, heat up the drink until it’s warm and that’s it! Very easy for littles to make for themself
Bedtime Kiss- This one needs to be heated up to be quite hot, so be careful! It also tastes best with real, whole milk. Heat 12oz of milk until it starts to foam, around 2-3 minutes. Be careful it doesn’t spill over! Then, mix in 1 or 2 tablespoons of honey and a shake of nutmeg and cinnamon. Make sure you let it cool a bit before putting the nipple on!
Gingerbread House- Santa’s favorite! You’ll need some maple or pancake syrup, a shake of cinnamon + nutmeg + ground ginger, a splash of vanilla, and milk (if you’re using milk substitutes, I recommend hazelnut milk or vanilla almond milk). Heat the milk, and combine all ingredients. You’ll have to mix the maple syrup in well!
Alicorn Magic- This one will make 4-ish servings. Just save the rest in the fridge! This one is a little more complicated so I’ll include measurements. You’ll need 2 cups of milk or a substitute, ½ cup vanilla greek yogurt, 5-10 large strawberries, and 2 cups of frozen blueberries. Just blend everything in a blender until it’s smooth! I find it’s a bit thick for a bottle, so you can add cream/milk/water to it until it’s the consistency you like
I’m going to try some of these.
Pokémon and Pampers
You need a change, bro? 🤭
Dunno, pretty sure I'm still dry 🤥
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Good boy
Good morning!
But... erm does anyone know where I left my pants?
Getting ready for bed like everyone else my age. With my Teddy, my bottle and double diapered. 😊
Neuer Strampler ☺️👶🧸
POV: You didn’t pack extra diapers for the picnic and now I’m leaking on the blanket 😅
Proud.