I'm always posting some faggot shit

Trying my little gay best Dana - 27 - Australian - she/they pronouns - Terfs can fuck off - Free Palestine 🍉

[the-witch-of-the-wandering-ways]

My new period-appropriate crack headcanon is that the boston raiders once used akinator to figure out who montreal jane is and it kept telling them if was shane hollander and they kept thinking it was the weirdest fucking bug

[freenowrightnow]

i know that shane practiced and rehearsed introducing himself to ilya in his head before finding him. then he sees that ilya is smoking in a non-smoking section and all his plans and scripted conversation goes out the window because “you’re supposed to smoke over there”

[mudsoda]

oh my darling clementine

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[hotelstares]

[sigmaleph]

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

[snap-crackle-cunt]

rose: hey honey. we had bad sex. are you gay?

[angel-mistakes]

If I looked like Sophie Nelisse and a guy looked like he was going to the gallows after seeing me naked-- that's what I'm asking too

[fleabagsversion]

Shane definitely has a fantasy of confronting Grigori and Alexei, and beating them to pulp because how dare they hurt his baby

[pussyhoundspock]

joining the war on kids reading any book they want on the side of kids reading any book they want. simply you will be fine. it's even good to be confronted with things you don't understand and even find upsetting, uncomfortable and difficult. it's a surprise tool that will help you later.

[nonevahed]

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literally ok so not a funny story but kind of funny? when I was nine I encountered rape in a book and I was like hey mom what’s this mean and she explained it and I was like oh. gross. and then like two weeks later a girl on the bus abruptly disclosed her csa and we were all like ????? what ???? but I was like wait hang on there’s a word for that ☝️🤓 and explained what it meant and that it was illegal and that you could talk to a teacher or my mom if it had happened to you and everyone was like ohhhhh I see I see and very somberly comforted the girl (she was safe she was removed from her home and living with my neighbor at the time so it wasn’t Urgent)

[zarohk]

And this is a perfect illustration of why it is important for kids to read or variety of things, and why abusers don’t want them to.

[hudconvent]

shane and ilya are everything. love older than time eternal. have existed in every lifetime in every form. two atoms that fused at the genesis of the universe. beginning middle and end of everything that is or will ever be. and Yet heated rivalry is a book you buy at the airport

[gloryhollanovjah]

The first time Ilya fucks Shane so hard he has trouble walking the next day - like legitimately hobbling around the cottage - yes, there’s a bit of pride and possessiveness, but he also worries he went too far. Shane had kept begging for more, more, until Ilya was certain the bed was going to break but now he sees Shane wincing and he worries. So he asks Shane - was it too much, should they have stopped, should they go slower next time? and Shane’s immediately horrified like please don’t threaten to take this away from me omg there’s only a few weeks left of the summer.

(He does however agree to rest on the couch and let Ilya putter around taking care of him which, yes, includes multiple couch blowjobs)

[russianblush]

ilya: *consent king* shane: please just shut up and fuck me

[nyancrimew]

thesaurus.com save me

[tedlyanderson]

aid me

[j4gm]

assist me thesaurus.com

[uncharismatic-fauna]

(via Wild Green Memes for Ecological Fiends)

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

[littlespoonevan]

we need to circle back to 'he's gonna worry'. like. shane has spent all of the previous episodes confusedtentativepanickedunsure bc he's trying to follow ilya's lead and he's convinced he's not allowed to have more than he has bc he thinks ilya sees it as just sex but now he's concussed and in pain and he has no idea what's going on and, yes, tampa and its aftermath have happened but there's still something so !!!!!!!!!!!!!! about how certain he is that ilya will be worried and so someone needs to tell him shane is okay bc shane doesn't want ilya to worry or to be scared bc he knows ilya cares about him. and it's like. shane doesn't know ilya has said i love you at this point but he still Knows, y'know???? and it's kind of wonderful honestly bc it happens so often in these kinds of stories that even when characters are in the 'we're going to try' stage they still doubt the other person a little, convinced they can't possibly feel the same way, but shane doesn't doubt ilya at all. he knows. so can someone please go tell ilya he's okay, he's gonna worry 🥹

[cuppydogshane]

after the cottage Ilya cold DMs rose on instagram w this image and just says You

[in-the-hollanov-trenches]

You know how little kids think their teachers live at school? Little Shane thought his peewee hockey coach lived at the rink and he was sooooo jealous. Always angry kitten after practice when he had to go home and the coach got to STAY