I'm always posting some faggot shit

Trying my little gay best Dana - 27 - Australian - she/they pronouns - Terfs can fuck off - Free Palestine 🍉

[hinoneko]

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

[insomnianightss]

Amazing things happening on Instagram today

[wordproblemapoligist]

tom nook is NOT a landlord!!! he is a construction worker! he SELLS you a WHOLE HOUSE! He is not CHARGING YOU however many bells a month to live there! You PURCHASE a HOME that he BUILDS FOR YOU and then you PAY HIM FOR HIS SERVICE. He charges no interest he sets no time limit it is a relationship built on trust. the only penalty you get for not paying off your home is that he won't build more home until you pay him for the first one. A guy that builds you a house wherever you want him to and then charges you for the cost of construction is not a landlord you own the fucking home

[brennacedria]

He is, however, in the mafia

[gloryhollanovjah]

Drunk Shane can be a bit of a menace. A drink or two is fine, but eventually he'll hit a point where you turn around and he's gone, literally gone because he's going places and he'll happily come trotting back when Ilya calls him, but that's only helpful if he's in earshot, which... can be a challenge.

Drunk Shane when Ilya is ALSO drunk is the BEST. His boyfriend is sooooo funny and soooo fast and strong and smart and brave and they're going on an adventure!!! Ilya doesn't know where but his legs are wrapped around Shane's waist and Shane's arms are wrapped around his legs and the back of Shane's neck smells so good and they're GOING!!!! They're going and going and going because Shane can run forever he's the best hockey player in the whole world and he's Ilya's BOYFRIEND and they're gonna live forever and the stars are out and his mama is watching them and Ilya doesn't even know he's smiling until his cheeks start hurting from it.

(inspired by this post from @pregnanthudsonwilliams) (I've never seen Twilight I'm just having fun)

[thatskah]

I miss when tumblr didn’t have ads

[hikikomoricomplex]

I see we’ve reached the “blame your failures on communist subterfuge” phase of the AI business plan

[cutecipher]

this is their "proof" btw

OpenAI bans China-linked ChatGPT accounts that amplified US data center electricity price backlash — used AI-generated cartoons to stoke fea

"Data Center Bandwagon" posed as Americans and built comic strips around capacity auction prices.

[emziess]

Hudson Williams as Shane Hollander Heated Rivalry, S01E05

[coughloop]

why are people submitting asks with skulls? to be scary? 👣

...can you put your shoes back on

[smokingrozanov]

Ilya: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Shane: baby, of course. I would take such good care of you. Get you the nicest dirt I could. & I’d bring you to the rink every day so you could wiggle around on the ice :)

Ilya: okay :D would you still love me if I was bad at hockey?

Shane: Please don’t ask me that

[ponkydraws]

Why are platonic breakups not seen as equally bad as romantic ones? I cried myself to sleep for months when my best friend decided I wasn’t good company anymore and I still feel upset about it. No romantic relationships have ever screwed me up like that

[mindllessdreaming]

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

[buggyhuman-blog]

[bingeswithmum]

I remember when I first saw people calling Shane Shanebug and was like huh weird but then I really looked at him and you know what fuck yeah! That's a little guy! A bug!

[bingeswithmum]

What a bug!!!!!!!!!!!!

[virginshane]

ok yes i want ilya heart eyes in s2 so bad but also. shane heart eyes. looking at ilya like he hung the moon. looking at ilya like he did in the staircase post first time, but doing so in public. ppl can see that shit it’s scandalous

[coffee-without-anesthetics]

never kill yourself . your next apple could be so good it makes you feel like a horse

[oulious]

[firstprinced]

ik we're always talking about ilya being like YEAH i bagged shane hollander, so proud to finally show off, but i mean shane bagged THE ilya rozanov and i imagine him to be much more like. growling at people LMAO. yeah MINE... don't even have thoughts about him.... yeah i did lock him down yeah only me ever only me. you have 3 seconds to stop looking at him.

[14mg]

quick what’s ur opinion on tea. everyone who sees this is obligated to answer in some way

[lamignonette]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

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