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Shane: And sexy bellboy role play. Of course.

#mancrushmonday probably did a lot for shane's denial, huh

i looked up when that was a thing bc i couldn't remember, and it started in 2009, gaining popularity in 2013. oh poor baby shane

ottawa--centaurs

great tags by @tinylilhollander

i love the idea of shane being in the torment nexus but still judging the hell out of people for picking someone who isn't even in the top 10 scorers of the league and doesn't have the looks to make up for that fact, if he's being honest.

heatedrivalryz

# FOND

the-witch-of-the-wandering-ways

My new period-appropriate crack headcanon is that the boston raiders once used akinator to figure out who montreal jane is and it kept telling them if was shane hollander and they kept thinking it was the weirdest fucking bug

freenowrightnow

i know that shane practiced and rehearsed introducing himself to ilya in his head before finding him. then he sees that ilya is smoking in a non-smoking section and all his plans and scripted conversation goes out the window because “you’re supposed to smoke over there”

mudsoda

oh my darling clementine

wifegideonnav

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

hotelstares

sigmaleph

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

snap-crackle-cunt

rose: hey honey. we had bad sex. are you gay?

angel-mistakes

If I looked like Sophie Nelisse and a guy looked like he was going to the gallows after seeing me naked-- that's what I'm asking too

fleabagsversion

Shane definitely has a fantasy of confronting Grigori and Alexei, and beating them to pulp because how dare they hurt his baby

pussyhoundspock

joining the war on kids reading any book they want on the side of kids reading any book they want. simply you will be fine. it's even good to be confronted with things you don't understand and even find upsetting, uncomfortable and difficult. it's a surprise tool that will help you later.

nonevahed

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literally ok so not a funny story but kind of funny? when I was nine I encountered rape in a book and I was like hey mom what’s this mean and she explained it and I was like oh. gross. and then like two weeks later a girl on the bus abruptly disclosed her csa and we were all like ????? what ???? but I was like wait hang on there’s a word for that ☝️🤓 and explained what it meant and that it was illegal and that you could talk to a teacher or my mom if it had happened to you and everyone was like ohhhhh I see I see and very somberly comforted the girl (she was safe she was removed from her home and living with my neighbor at the time so it wasn’t Urgent)

zarohk

And this is a perfect illustration of why it is important for kids to read or variety of things, and why abusers don’t want them to.

hudconvent

shane and ilya are everything. love older than time eternal. have existed in every lifetime in every form. two atoms that fused at the genesis of the universe. beginning middle and end of everything that is or will ever be. and Yet heated rivalry is a book you buy at the airport

gloryhollanovjah

The first time Ilya fucks Shane so hard he has trouble walking the next day - like legitimately hobbling around the cottage - yes, there’s a bit of pride and possessiveness, but he also worries he went too far. Shane had kept begging for more, more, until Ilya was certain the bed was going to break but now he sees Shane wincing and he worries. So he asks Shane - was it too much, should they have stopped, should they go slower next time? and Shane’s immediately horrified like please don’t threaten to take this away from me omg there’s only a few weeks left of the summer.

(He does however agree to rest on the couch and let Ilya putter around taking care of him which, yes, includes multiple couch blowjobs)