âSafe word? Awww sweetie, daughters donât get a safe word. Mommy makes those big decisions for you!â
âYou wanna go home? But honey you are home!â
âOh your family is going to look for you? Well of course Iâm going to look for you! Peek-a-boo!!! Whereâs my little cutie?â
âBad girls who try and fight Mommy get to spend all night in the hug blanket.â
âHush, youâre being fussy itâs just a hug blanket, straight jackets donât have cartoon characters.â
âShhhhhh okay calm down little one, Mommy has a special bottle for you, just open your mouth and I can let you breathe again.â
âGood girl. Look how quickly you finished your bottle, isnât Mommyâs milk tasty?â
âYou need to use the bathroom? Do you mean the potty? Usually I wouldnât let such a little one go alone, but just this once Iâll let you try without my help okay?â
âSweetie, itâs been five minutes Iâm coming in! Oh poor thing, could you not make it to the potty and had an accident in your big girl pants?â
âMy fault because of the hug blanket? But dear, big girls know to ask for help. Instead you had an accident, does that make you a big girl?â
âShhh itâs alright to cry, little girls are expected to have accidents. Now are you ready to ask for Mommyâs help?â

















