How are you lgbt?
I sent an application in and got accepted
I got in through one of those recruitment drives they keep holding
I collected the box tops and turned them in. Just paid separate shipping and handling.
I forgot to uncheck a box when I was installing something.
i found a rainbow ticket inside a chocolate bar
A bird flew up and handed me a letter.
I was the one billionth customer.
Sorting hat.
went into a home depot on Pride weekend and it was a door prize like, weird, but okay
I sent a chain email to 10 of my closest friends within 30 seconds
I pay my membership every month
I sneezed when i was 5 and noone said Bless You
The handbook arrived and I never returned it
I caught it of my priest 😉 confessions of a choir boy 😱




















