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I fully expect there to be a picture of me on the “people of Wal-Mart” website one day.

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But how perfect would it be if you met your soul mate on tumblr?

You wouldn’t have to feel like a loser for having a blog dedicated to someone/something because they’d have one, too.

You would never have to hide the fact that you have a blog because they follow you and they love your and you’re their tumblr crush on and off the internet.

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Dear Family,

Don’t talk to me while I’m on the computer. Don’t even look at me. Pretend I’m not there. Pretend that area of the room doesn’t exist. Avert your eyes at all cost.

Sincerely, YOU DON’T NEED TO KNOW WHAT I’M DOING ON THE COMPUTER!!!

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I just wanna hold hands. We don't have to be a couple or anything, just hold my hand and kiss me and I'll be fine.

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There’s always that one person that criticizes everything anyone says.

You could say something like “Golly, I’m tired!” and they’d snap and say “OH! ARE YOU TIRED?! CUZ I’M PRETTY SURE THERE ARE PEOPLE IN AFRICA WHO CARRY BUCKETS FILLED WITH WATER ON THEIR HEADS ALL FUCKING DAY! DO YOU THINK THEY COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW TIRED THEY ARE YOU SELFISH LITTLE FUCK!”

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When Someone in my family gives me an attitude...

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Does anyone ever sing hip-hop or rap songs in a little white boy voice for entertainment, or is it just me?

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If you chew with your mouth open, I’m gonna need you to go to another room a few hundred light years away thanks.

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Me 25% of the time: Oh my god I love you. I just want to hug you and laugh together. Maybe we can hangout today, tomorrow, and forever. You're so cool! Let's be best friends! We have to much in common! OH MY GOD I'M SO HAPPY!

Me 25% of the time: Wow fuck off you stupid little shit I hate you. Don't talk to me. Don't touch me you asshole. I hate everyone. Leave me alone. Don't look at me you mortal peasant. You're SO DUMB STOP TALKING!!!!!

Me 25% of the time: I'm tired I should probably go to bed now and sleep for like 24 years that sounds good.

Me 25% of the time: horny horny horny horny horny horny horny horny horny horny horny horny horny horny horny horny horny HAVE SEX WITH ME horny horny horny horny horny horny horny horny horny horny horny horny horny horny horny horny

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Wow are there such things as muzzles for people cuz I could really use a few

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To anyone who feels ugly, unwanted, worthless, or alone...

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There are those people with the cute laughs that make you stare at them in awe.

There are those people with the funny laughs that make you laugh even harder.

And then….

There are those people with the laughs that make you want to grab porcupine and shove it down their esophagus because it’s SO ANNOYING! 

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OMG! EXAMPLE!:

her god damn laugh! I get so angry every time I hear it!!