Jul 18, 2025
Bernard: What kind of coffee do you want?
Tim: Blonde flat white.
Bernard: That would be my stripper name.
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Bernard: What kind of coffee do you want?
Tim: Blonde flat white.
Bernard: That would be my stripper name.
been very twewy brained lately
fun how “piece of shit” & “point of sale” have the same POS abbreviation, yet are total opposites when it comes to realistic society
HR Meeting in the Ghost Zone
Danny (slamming paperwork on the table): Box Ghost, we need to talk.
Box Ghost: ABOUT! WHAT! EMPEROR! OF! HALFA!
Danny: About you delivering forty boxes labeled “Emotional Damage” to my school.
Box Ghost: THEY WERE! ON! THE LIST!
Danny: That wasn’t a delivery list, that was a therapy worksheet!
Box Ghost: I! DO! NOT! UNDERSTAND! THE! CONCEPT! OF! MENTAL! HEALTHCARE!!
Fright Knight (reading the complaint form): Under “incident description,” you wrote “vibes were bad.”
Danny: Because they were.
Pandora: The Box Ghost has union rights, you know.
Danny: He doesn’t need union rights! He needs supervision!
Box Ghost (holding another box): I ALSO! FOUND! YOUR! UNPROCESSED! TRAUMA!!
Danny: PUT THAT BACK IN STORAGE.
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