#funny text post

[provinzpoet]

[sweet-sugar-maize]

[shyjusticewarrior]

Bernard: What kind of coffee do you want?

Tim: Blonde flat white.

Bernard: That would be my stripper name.

[echiduna]

been very twewy brained lately

[fliplifeupsidedown]

fun how “piece of shit” & “point of sale” have the same POS abbreviation, yet are total opposites when it comes to realistic society

[bdgonhldy]

[paperpuzzles]

[neonnewsfeed]

HR Meeting in the Ghost Zone

Danny (slamming paperwork on the table): Box Ghost, we need to talk.

Box Ghost: ABOUT! WHAT! EMPEROR! OF! HALFA!

Danny: About you delivering forty boxes labeled “Emotional Damage” to my school.

Box Ghost: THEY WERE! ON! THE LIST!

Danny: That wasn’t a delivery list, that was a therapy worksheet!

Box Ghost: I! DO! NOT! UNDERSTAND! THE! CONCEPT! OF! MENTAL! HEALTHCARE!!

Fright Knight (reading the complaint form): Under “incident description,” you wrote “vibes were bad.”

Danny: Because they were.

Pandora: The Box Ghost has union rights, you know.

Danny: He doesn’t need union rights! He needs supervision!

Box Ghost (holding another box): I ALSO! FOUND! YOUR! UNPROCESSED! TRAUMA!!

Danny: PUT THAT BACK IN STORAGE.

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