Diary of a Billy

Mad-Chainsaw-Sprinting Huggable-Squishable-Lovable Murderer

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Billy has an important announcement!

The piggy in the cornfield is NOT a regular piggy!!! 😅 Billy tried to pet her and she got all stabby stabby on Billy.

Do not pet the Piggy! 🐖

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Billy: ahh, a new game in the cornfield... doesn't Billy feel right at home. I think I'll just zoom across the corn to get to the first gen!

Billy: *vroooom**splat* Oh, um, Billy's sorry, Meg. Let, uh, let Billy help you up---

Claudette: NOT MY FRIEND, MOTHER HUBBARD! *Purple flashlight blind of doom*

Billy: 😲😣😫 Billy's eyes!!!

Claudette: *fleeing with Meg* BITCHES 4 LIFE! Ahahahahahahaha!

Billy: 😌

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Billy is sorry, survivor and killer friends! Billy was on vacation with his Mikey boi and Bubba friend! Billy promises to make more diary entries soon!

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Hey Billy boy! You are doing great buddy. -Nea

😚 Billy thanks you, Nea! Happy surviving!

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😐

Billy checks lockers for kicks and giggles sometimes. Why is it always a poor Dwight who's hiding in a locker?

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Billy, as David

When Billy poses as a survivor friends,he has a perpetually bad habit of flinging himself at the killer in order to save others from their final hook.

Billy: *saves and heals Claudette twice, currently fixing a generator together**Billy is now permanently responsible for Miss Claudette*

Trapper: *tunnel-targets Claudette*

Billy: *flings himself at trapper* TAKE BILLY INSTEAD!

Trapper: *hangs Billy up to calm down and finds Miss Claudette, anyway*

Billy: 😐😥😢

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Job Application:

Proficiencies and skills: chainsawing through pallets, through friends, and across cornfield; hanging people from sacrificial hooks, breaking generators

History of employment: hung a David from a hook once or twice, broke many generators in my day, butchered some cows and stuff

Weaknesses: Meg and bumping into things. Butts and flashlights. Pallets that bop Billy on the head. Ghosty Claudette.

Why do you want to work at Target: discounts on jerky

Do you consider yourself a people person: 😐 yes?

If Jan and Deb are arguing over who does what task, what would you do: Billy will hang them from the hooks. Basement time stops arguments every time.

If Joe is stealing, what do you do: chainsaw to the facial area 😋

Do you consider yourself a leader or a follow: Billy doesn't think he has those perks 😟

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Billy: *spots a David* *vroooooom**splat* what a wonderful way to start a match, Billy will just hang you here and go zooming about for more survivor friends--

David: *disconnects*

Billy: but...but... Billy's not even that good! 😮

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Billy: *wandering around crumbling research facility* Billy is so far from home...

Ace: *jumps out of window at Billy* BOO!

Billy: g'Ahh! 😫

Ace: 😂😂 *runs away*

Billy: 😤 *vroooom* Billy's chainsaw is hot now, little friend! *vroooom* *thunk*!

Billy: oh, oops, Billy didn't see that wall there. *vroooom**thunk*

Billy: 😮 *vroooom**thunk*!

Billy: 😓 *vroooom**thunk* 😖 *vroooom**thunk* WHAT IS THIS PLACE!!!

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Laurie: *jumps out from behind a generator and teases Billy with butt* ooooh, look at ME! Nevermind the decisive strike or the Bill behind the tree! Can't catch me!

Billy: *waves to Bill* 😅 okay, Billy will play your game. Just this once though.

Laurie: what game? There's no Bill behind the tree. There is NO Bill.

Billy: but I can see--

Laurie: NO BILL! CHASE ME, DAMMIT!

Billy: 😶😮😒okay, alright, already... Billy's chasing you...

Laurie: Pssst, not Bill! Finish the gen! Finish the gen! 😂

Bill: 😐

Billy: 😑

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Billy is beginning to see that half of the dbd community is full of wonderfully fun-seeking friends (both killers and survivors) and the other half is simply toxic.

Billy will play though, for that wonderful half.

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Claudette, Meg, David: open Gates and leave

Billy: Billy has failed 😑. Billy will just zoom around the map on his chainsaw to let Dwight friend know that Billy won't kill him.

Billy: *chainsaw sprints across the map, accidentally knocking Dwight down in the process"

Dwight: 😐

Billy: 😶 let, uh, let Billy give you a ride to the exit.

Dwight: *wriggles and wiggles* YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! 😬

Billy: Billy's just trying-- *drops Dwight*

Dwight: *flees* 😠😡😬

Billy: 😕 but the exit is right over here! Dwight friend? Hello?

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Billy's other persona...

Billy sometimes takes the shape of survivor friends. Billy was toting around fixing gens against a hardcore face camping Mikey boi!

In the end only Billy and David escaped, and the Mikey boi left this message:

"Sorry, your gen-rushing teammates got you camped."

Billy supposes that even killers can be terribly salty but, remember, only terrible killers camp.

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HERE HAVE AN UNFINISHED CUTE BILLY BOI

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Billy is an adorable boi

[katetsuke-deactivated20210427]

What are your thoughts on hillbilly/Claudette? I love them and your animalisation picture just made me smile at their little interaction! Have a good day!

They look like beauty and the beast XD I also love them together too.

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Dammit David

GOD DAMMIT DAVID. QUIT PLAYING IN BILLY’S CORNFIELD! ><

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You’re very cute billy 🐙

D'aawww, 😄😆... 😘