Humor Me

Unapologetically living to be the best me! Loving good vibes — Dick, Pussy, & other Personal Property ✌🏾

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Why do you tell me no

When you definitely mean yes

Are you testing me

I want you bad

Simply lovingly

Let me tell you how

Deep slow strokes holding me close enough to feel your breaths

Your lips grazing my neck

Embracing my body as if there is no where else you’d rather be

Ooh because I know you’d have me feeling high like I’m on ecstasy

You whisper, “cum for me”.

And it’s unbelievable how much command you have over my orgasm

But my mind says no

I want this high

I want this moment

I want you holding me like this to never end

“FUCK!”

Yet you make me cum involuntarily

It’s your turn now...

Where’d you go??

Ooh so since you made me cum

You go mute?

No sir

That dick is STILL mine.

You missed the train

The steam has rose

And, My horns blew

I’m devilish for you

My turn to slurp up my remnants of passion’s best momentary gift

Mouth watering to satisfy your drive to reach the mountains I’ve just screamed from

Lay back, let your eyes imagine what you do to me as you let your hands roam

You have me in this moment

To pleasure you

To honor you

To be here with you on this very blessed day

Letting my tongue trail up your shaft, while I bury my head into your lap

The entirety of your dick engulfed by my greediness

I want you

I want you

I love you inside of me

You’re all mine and I love it

Those thoughts plus your ever so intentional exploring hands visiting shy lonely places on my body fuels my salivation

Up and down

In and out with the tickle of my tongue

I want you here with me

The climb is the best part

So much to see

so much to fe—

“FUCK!”

...Thank you babe

I love it here.

💜

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If I breathe in, inhaling the reality could I tell you my heart as I let it out

Holding on to the strength of your vital organ pumping you full of ecstasy

Let me rest, let me lay me down into your open arms

My God

You are able to make me...

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D. All of the above 😈

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Nightfalls

Did you ever wonder why darkness shows itself after so much light? Or is it the hope of anew that make the night fade away? Wouldn’t the shade give warning of a turnover in power? Does balance not find apparent strength? Will nightfall be the end all? Or will the promise of light forever keep you hooked?

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Pandemonium

Her Tears reminded him of rain trailing against a tree’s trunk... flickering from her eyes like a drop bouncing from the leaves. It was soothing to him to know that these tears could feed her in a sort of way. Pain seemed the inevitable cause but he castes his hope on enrichment. Painting a picture of Her tears being caused by the world’s bottled up gas waiting to burst... her body’s sigh was a gift of replenishment. Caught within her blessed being, with his mouth open to receive, he licked her face and savored the tears. As she began to embrace her power, the clouds began to fade. He was the Son that gave light to her Shine — the rainbow was near. Her tears were a signature for growth, within herself and to those around her. With harmonious fecundity, their kingdom flourished.

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😂

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This is a peek into some of my marriage goals...

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Look I’m selling secrets... for free! 💨

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Nahhh but seriously this shit is real. I get wetter, more aggressive, more vocal, more open to allotta shit when I’m in that mind set. That married to this queen right here dick gon’ get boss cowgirl type shit!I push farther and go harder for you. My one and only?? There ain’t gon’ be no mo — the absolute end of story. Yearn for nothing less, I am more than enough. 💜

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Nahh sometimes I WANT some dick w/ that BDE or my titties sucked or some tasty food or for a sexy H.O.E. to grind on me while I hold her ass for good measure and stability 😉

I probably NEED some water and to sit my little fast ass down somewhere

#ImJustSayin’

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Let’s be each other’s H.O.E. 💜

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Badababaabaaaaa 🙌🏾😊

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👀🤤

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Shiddd... I post what I mean and I mean what I post!